Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Friday, January 28, 2011

Zine El Abidine Bin Ali of Tunisia To Join Mubarak In New International MLM Sales Company

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Zine El Abidine Bin Ali of Tunisia has just completed contract talks with Hosni Mubarak to create Pinnacle Pyramid Purveyors Inc. and its subsidiary 3P Marketing Consultants, said Ali's spokesperson Ramses Cleopatraonis, IV.

Addressing the cameras in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, Ramses said, "Multi-Level Marketing requires, as any good MLM person knows, a unique ability to coher..... ah, I mean inspire people to join the exciting and lucrative adventure that we call blackma....ah, the motivational endeavor of a lifetime."

Gamal Mubarak
Ramses said that while the parent company actually built pyramids, the subsidiary provided consulting to organizations in the MLM field, but that they also provided consulting to organizations wishing to combat the growing decadence of worldwide democratic models of governance.

Mubarak, was not available for comment, but his first-born son, Gamal, who before the recent riots in Cairo, was hopeful of ascending to his father's elected office, by his father's decee, said that he was looking forward to joining the new venture to provide some persuasive techniques learned from his father in his thirty years of leadership in Egypt. He was also hopeful of recruiting a few of the Hussein cousins from Baghdad who have been living in Paris.

Young Mr. Mubarak said "I'm just glad to be living today instead of a few thousand years ago when the new pharaohs slaughtered all first-born sons of their opponents."

Hearing that Pinnacle Pyramid Purveyors Inc. builds and sells "decreasing density structures", that is, structures with broad bottoms and narrow tops, Little Johnny Falcon Tallon, a Vancouver British Columbia businessman who manufactures similiar structures, contacted Gamal Mubarak.   "Falon Talon asked if we would like to work together in a joint venture.  He told me that the only requirement for his wholehearted enthusiasm for such a deal is for us to agree to a tribal council form of business management and to alter our design from brick and marble to lighter materials,'" said Gamal who confessed he hadn't given the opportunity much consideration.

For a description of the decreasing density structures that have been proposed to Gamal Mubarak and Zine El Abidine Bin Ali see

For Little Johnny Falcon Talon's business design and product see

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