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Saturday, January 29, 2011

Suez Canal To Be Bypassed by BP, Conoco-Phillips and Exxon Consortium

Industrialized Nations and Their Oil Suppliers Say "Go Around the Problem"

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

With fears that the Suez Canal will become a tool of Arab terrorists controlled by the Muslim Brotherhood and Al Qaeda or Hamas, industrialized powers are going around the problem. "We also just want to be prepared in  the event of a Arab-Israeli war which leaves the canal in the hands of the Israeli's who may quickly raise transit rates to help fund new developments in Gaza," said Lord Henry Mount Batten of BP Consortium Partners Inc., the British partner in a consortium of oil companies and industrialized nations which have begun work on the Mumbai/London pipeline.

ConocoPhillps and BP have already announced a major Alaskan/Mid-States gas pipeline in the US and Canada that will run 2000 miles at a cost of $10,000,000 per mile.  The 6,800 mile Mumbai/London pipeline that circumvents the troublesome Eastern Mediterreanean region altogether will cost $700 billion and take seven years to complete.

6,800 mile Mumbai/London Pipeline to
bypass Suez, shorter than the 12,300 Cape and 7,200
mile Suez routes.

BP's Tony Hayward who has been surveying frozen Siberian tundra for excavation of the Nipoli Oil Fields following the Gulf of Mexico spill in the summer of 2010, was delighted to know that he had been appointed BP's manager for their part of the pipeline which is from Mumbai to Istanbul.  "Thank God I'm going to Mumbai. It's bloody freezing cold up here and ice sailing is not my idea of fun," said Hayward.

Israel's Prime Minister announced  that should Israel take over the Suez Canal at the end of an Arab-Israeli war that he would guarantee that transit rates would remain constant for five years, plus shippers would receive a 30-day money back guarantee if ship owners weren't 100% satisfied with their passage plus two pound of Kosher hot dogs for every crewman.

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