Bears Do!
by Winsip Custer CPW News Service
Citing their conservative industry and need to provide consistency with their image, Warren Buffet has pulled the plug on the lastest Geico television advertisement. Being added to the list of previous ads like "Is Abe Lincoln honest?" and "Do woodchucks chuck wood?" advertising manager, Wilma Bennett, reported her deep disappointment that her new advertisement was being pulled by upper management.
"I thought it was unforgettable even if a little too risque. Every child has heard the saying 'Does a bear sxxx in the woods?' We dropped the four letter word and used simply 'go', but that was still apparently offensive. I really don't understand it. Mr. Buffet loved my idea of a woman having an intimate relationship with a Gecko named Stanley. Go figure."
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