The truth may set you free, but finding the truth is like playing tennis. You don't get a hint of it until you've returned the volley about three or four times. The mainstream media counts on the masses never returning what's served up. Journalism today has become a caricature not unlike what Robert Lynd describes by saying "Research without an actively selective point of view is like the ditty bag of an idiot, filled with bits of pebbles, straw, feathers and other random hoardings."
Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
NASA Fears Terrorist's Awning Plot... Max Geissbuhler Plans New Science Project
Ecliptical Sun Shade Could Kill Mother Earth Says Expert
by Winsip Custer
Dr. Walter Peseky, NASA expert on solar eclipses, says that the moon during a solar eclipse is like an awning the size of the United State and if it were in ecliptical orbit could totally block the sun and could kill life on earth as we know it.
"A very lightweight solar awning moved by existing rocket technology and kept between the earth and sun by solar sails could spell the doom of planet earth. If this technology gets into the hands of Moslem terrorists, international globalists, a Dr. Evil-type or even a middle school science class that has the foresight of someone like seven-year-old Max Geissbuhler and the world could be held hostage," said Dr. Walter Peseky of NASA's SSTWG or Solar Shade Technology Working Group.
Max Geissbuhler is the seven year old New York boy whose science project captured photographs of outer space in 2010.
"The moon has a diameter of 2159 miles," said Dr. Peseky and when it eclipses the sun the darkness is nearly total. Ancients started sacrificing young maidens when this happened. If the moon locked into position as the solar awning could, then photosynthesis would stop and people wouldn't have to go to Alaska to witness extended darkness. It would be here all the time. It would be the Dark Ages all over again...literally... and the temperatures would plummet killing life as we know it and freezing the oceans. On the other hand, there would be no shortage of ice for Margaritas, but the party wouldn't be more than a couple of months. Positioned less than the moon's quarter of a million miles away and the awning could be significantly smaller."
Dr. Evil and Mini-Me
When asked what we could do to avoid such as senario, Dr. Peseky said "report any suspicious activity like middle-eastern men or international globalists trying to corner the aluminum foil market."
When asked what these two groups might look like, Dr. Peskey said "I don't think that they will look like Mike Meyer's as Dr. Evil. They could look almost like anyone."