Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Monday, January 31, 2011

Steve Martin Offers Service To Secular Candidate In Egypt's September Election. Mel Gibson Being Recruited By Muslim Brotherhood


The Power of Hollywood to Win Hearts and Minds
Actor Steve Martin
offers to help secular
Egyptian candidate.
by Winsip Custer
Actor Steve Martin says that no one is better prepared to help the next President of Egypt to take control of the hearts and minds of the troubled nation.  "I have had a great deal of experience in helping political candidates solidify their messages and just like the U.S. in its infancy, Egypt, one of the oldest nations on the planet, is in its infancy state of embracing a secular government that takes the needs of all people to heart.  That gives us all hope, so I have my costume. I'm ready to roll for progress in Egypt that honors the memory of Anwar Sadat and what he was trying to do there," said Mr. Martin from the front porch his Hollywood home.  "How is it that it took us Americans 30 years to understand the wool that's been pulled over our eyes, too," he said.

Actor Mel Gibson
being pursued by
Muslim Brotherhood
for his support.
 Meanwhile, the Muslim Brotherhood is trying to recruit Hollywood actor, Mel Gibson, whose father was a well-known Holocaust-denier.  "We really want Mr. Gibson to be the spokesperson for our candidate in September," said Mulahdabanni El Farwazi, a spokesperson for the secretive Muslim Brotherhood as we talked in the back of a cab outside Gibson's home not far from Mr. Martin's residence.  "We figure that if Braveheart had the effect of helping the Scots gain their own independent parliament, that he can help us institute Sharia Law in Egypt if we promise to kick Israel's butt."  Jewish comedian Larry David who was walking his dog, an Irish Wolfhound named "Bomber", stopped alongside the parked cab, but was unavailiable to give his opinion of Mr. El Farwazi's visit to Mr. Gibson's home.  Mr. David did say, however, that he came to this same location outside Mr. Gibson's home each night about the same time.  "Hurry up Bomber.  Hurry up," he said as Bomber pooped at Mr. Gibson's front gate.  I offered Mr. David a 40 quart plastic garbage bag from the back seat of the cab, but he said Bomber never uses them.

Larry and Bomber
Mr. Gibson, as it turned out, was out of town filming the remake of Shane with Alan Ladd Jr. whose father played the part of Shane in the celebrated 1953 version of the film.  Gibson and Ladd recruited Morgan Freeman to play the part of Jack Palance the "No good dirty Yankee," who kills one of Shane's Confederate farmer friends.  Next year, Ladd and Gibson plan a remake of W.D. Griffith's Birth of a Nation, but refused to give Morgan Freeman the part of Henry B. Walthall.  Distribution of both films will be handled by Regal Cinema, the movie theater company purchased by UTIMCO under directions from it's President, Tom Hicks, former partner with George Walker Bush in the Texan baseball franchise.  UTIMCO, the University of Texas' privatized investment program that invests heavily in defense contracting and petro-chemical businesses, also handled the distribution of The Passion of the Christ, which Mr.Farwazi felt was especially valuable in gaining anti-Jewish sympathies around the world and indirectly taking the spotlight off of the Egyptian version of the KKK, the Muslim Brotherhood.

For Jack Palance's gunslinging performance as the "low-down, lyin' Yankee" in Shane see
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsskPPgkIe4

For Steve Martin's abilities to inspire the Egyptian people see....

Mummy Head Stolen From Cairo Museum Shows Up On Web

Gamal Mubarak Says He Had No Part In Dissappearance Of Precious Artifact

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

While the Egyptian Army was able to secure the Cairo Antiquities Museum where two heads of the world-renowned mummy exhibit were on display, they were not able to return the heads of the mummies to their bodies.  However, the appearance of one of the mummy heads on Ebay has provided hope that the pieces of the pillaged exhibits will soon be retrieved for reconstruction of one of Egypt's most cherished tourist destinations.

While Egyptian antiquities expert, R. Q. Bin Waddi,  initially thought that the skulls had been taken by members of the secretive Israeli fraternity at the University of Haifa known as the גולגולת ועצמותאותנטי   or Kosher Skull & Bones Society, "I now believe that they were taken by Gamal Mubarak and the former President of Tunisia," said Waddi.


Waddi pointed to evidence supporting his belief, the recent placement of an ad with Heritage Auctions in Dallas, Texas that provide more information than the simple Ebay photo and telelphone number in the Ebay advertisement.  Gamal Mubarak said "I had nothing to do with the theft of those mummy heads," but an article and two books on the theft of Geronimo's skull from Fort Sill, Oklahoma, one titled "Will Prescott Bush Bring Back The Missing Cranium?" sat on Gamal's desk at his Cairo office.

In addition, Gamal's business cards had been reprinted with the words "Plus New This Week:  Mummy Skulls".  The card, retrieved from the box on Gamal's desk by Mr. Waddi, is shown above.


New Coco-Cola Ad Hits World Wide Web

Egyptian Man Paid $2.3 Million for His Photograph

by Winsip Custer  CPW News Service

Following the lightening-bolt-like circulation of his photograph holding a tear gas cannister that read "Made In The U.S.A.", Mohammed Bin Aldoni was contacted by Fred Eddington of the Cairo Coca-Cola office.

"He offered me money for the photograph that my friend Omar Kawadi took  during the gassing by the Mubarak's security forces," said Mohammed.  "I told him I'd take a cool million, but Omar and I got into it and he wanted a cool million, too.  So we settled on the $2.3 million. They hope the "Things Go Better With Coke" ad will go viral," said  both Mohamed and Omar who are taking the next flight to the south of France.

Tear Gas Cannisters Used In Egypt Made "Somewhere Other Than The U.S.A."

Photo Making the Rounds on the Internet

by Winsip Custer  CPW News Service

Doctored photos of tear gas cannisters used in the Egyptian demonstrations have been making the rounds on the world-wide web.  "These doctored photos are obviously meant to throw off public opinion from the delivery of crowd control weapons being used in the Egyptian uprising against Hosni Mubarak's dictatorship," said a spokesman for a group of demonstrators calling themselves the CCC or Crazy Cannister Collectors.

"We think that these retouched photos are being distributed by very amateurish misinformation experts within the CIA or Mubarak government or perhaps a group of kids somewhere in the U.S.A.  whose parents work at the tear gas plant making the cannisters," said the CCC spokesman.

A spokesperson for TearGasToGo, Inc.,  a Portland, Oregon cannister maker for police and security forces world-wide said "yea, well this stuff has to be made somewhere.  Just like you.  You had to be born somewhere didn't you?  But that doesn't mean that these cannisters were made here."

The many changing faces within the "danger zone" of Egypt are causing a growing fear among American exchange students caught in the country.   News of a Viking gang wanting to provide an alternative to the Muslim Brotherhood have reportedly brought new tear gas cannisters to the region that read "Made Somewhere Else".

Meanwhile, the spokesperson for CCC said "with the high unemployment rate in Egypt and the Middle East we're wondering what it takes to make tear gas cannisters.  They don't look that hard to make and one of our members is friends with the owner of a canning company and nail-bomb plant just South of Cairo on the Nile.  He's looking into making tear gas cannisters here so that we can export them to other places like the damn Americans and Vikings.  The repeat business in nail-bombs is not good compared to gas cannisters.  Finally we can have some tear gas cannisters that proudly read "Made In Egypt".  This lack of economic growth and development by Mubarak is one reason that we want him out.  But sometimes it takes a crisis like this to really grasp the wide open opportunities that are out there.  The Muslim Brotherhood seems to have already cornered the club, baton and ball bat market used by a variety of Middle Eastern security forces, some even sold to Hussein in Iraq before his fall and to the Iranians security forces during their last uprising.  Their clubs read "Made In Mecca," said the CCC spokesman who wished to not be identified.



Hiber-Life Weight Loss Clinics Use Revolutionary Model Adapted from Bears


Sleeping Your Way To A New You

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

"So I had enough with Mr. Warren Buffett and his stupid little lizard," said Wilma Bennett the former head of Geico's advertising department following his rejection of her latest Geico ad..."Can Geico Save You 15% Percent on your auto insurance?  Do bears go in the woods?".   Using the occasion to announce her resignation she also announced the opening of three Hiber-Life Weight Loss Clinics...one in Minneapolis and others in New York and Chicago.  "I picked large northern cities because of the snow and cold weather.  People are more open to skipping those months anyway.  With the high unemployment rate and widespread poor eating habits of unemployed workers, the Hiber-Life Weight Loss System was waiting for someone to capitalize on it.  Why not me?" said Bennett.

Bears typically hibernate from October to April or May each year and lose up to 30% of their body weight, but unlike humans, they will not lose muscle mass in hibernation.  Not so for humans.  "To counter this problem our clients are awakened throughout hibernation for their muscle training but are returned to their hibernation state immediately after their weight training sessions.  We guarantee thirty percent weight loss in six months.  A three hundred pound man can expect to lose sixty pounds in six months."

When asked if shorter duration hibernation was available,  Bennett said  that they had tried that approach, but it became problematic.  A woman married to a New York seaman, enrolled him in their pilot program  for one month at a time, every time he was in port.  He only weighed 180 pounds.  It was so she could continue seeing her new boyfriend without interruption," said Bennett.  "Not a good experience."

After 110 days of confinement without food, black bears lost about 29% of their muscle strength in a recent study. In comparison, humans eating a balanced diet but confined to bed for 90 days have lost 54% of their muscle strength.   Astronauts in a weightless environment lose 9%-11% of their strength during 17 days of weightlessness in space which is why muscle training is essential according to Bennett.

"Our medical staff and physicians pharmaceutically induce a coma during hibernation, but it is totally safe.  We have learned volumns since Michael Jackson's little problem with drug induced sleep and we use heart, breathing, and CO2 and brain activity monitors just like in an intensive care unit.  Blood is monitored for hemoglobin levels as well, so nothing can really go wrong," said Bennett who said the program is especially good for someone who has always wondered what it was like to be Sleeping Beauty or Rip Van Winkle.
Hiber-Life can be arranged for reduced rates for those who  agree to participate in FDA approved drug tests sponsored by some of America's leading pharmaceutical companies.  Several of their clients cut their weight loss costs in half just by participating in a few dozen vaccine clinical trials while hibernating.  One trial left one of their clients with a slightly darker skin pigmentation, but that meant that she could reduce her visits to the tanning salons.   It's been a win-win, so far, but of course there's no guarantee of no side effects as spelled out in the fifteen page liability waiver."

Insurance companies were not initially excited about the idea, but at a cost of less than one half of the popular lap band surgery, more and more insurance companies are finding the objections fading away. Lap bands cost from $12,000 to $25,000 per procedure depending on where one lives.

Ms. Bennett admitted that the $18,000  for a six month hibernation was not below the upper range of the lap band procedure, but that it is definitely competitive.  "It's especially good for people involved in seasonal work like vinyard owners and distillers who have stored wine or liquors that need to ferment for a long time.
 "It is a fact that those who have a steady sleep regimen lose weight and keep it off more effectively than those who don't.  I studied this for six months while working on the 'Do Bears Go In The Woods' ad for Geico and I found that the reasons bears lose so much weight in that six months is that THEY DON'T EAT ANYTHING!" she said.  "But it's not for everyone," she concluded.

Walid Phares' Message On Laura Ingraham: The Demonstrations Were Sparked by Moderates Wanting More Democracy


Laura Ingraham's Response:  The Tea Party Movement Is 'The American Movement'
by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Walid Phares
"The demonstations in Cairo began with
moderates wanting more democracy and now
there is a race for control just as in
Germany in the 1930's."
Walid Phares has made it clear.  The demonstrations in Egypt were sparked not by radical Muslims like the Muslim Brotherhood, Al Qaeda or Hammas, but by moderate, peace-loving, democracy-embracing Egyptians who have had enough of Mubarak's hypocracy.  "The demonstations began with Twitters, emails and other instant messages calling for the moderates to take to the streets to bring peaceful change, 85,000 of them," said Phares on the Laura Ingraham morning radio show on Monday, Janurary 31st.   Phares' appearance and his clear and lucid message had been prefaced by Ms. Ingraham's assertion that the U.S. Tea Party should be called 'The American Movement' and that the people of American should not stand for the slaughter of Coptic Christian or of any other Christian groups in Egypt, thus fueling America's racial, ethnic and religious fears. The same technique used by National Socialist in Germany in the 30's.
Phone calls to Ms. Ingraham to ask her if she would trace the connections of the Tea Party's largest supporters, the Koch brothes,  to William Rhodes Davis, Adolf Hitlers U.S. Agent and father of California's Governor Gray Davis were not returned.

Laura Ingraham
"The Tea Party Movement
should be renamed the
'American Movement'."
 Walid Phares, in describing the situation in Egypt as similar to what happened in Germany in the 1930's parallels what is happening in the U.S. with the rise of the Tea Party Movement.   "The people were democratic, but their democratic longings were commandeered by the National Socialists," said Phares. With that message Ms. Ingraham immediately stepped in to redirect the conversation back toward the importance of the Tea Party's place in the American political scene.
In Racho Mirage, California, three days before Ingraham's broadcast, on Janurary 28, Green Peace flew a blimp over a Tea Party assembly.  The blimp carried a message that was motivated in part by Green Peace's knowledge of this aspect of the Kock's history. Governor Gray Davis' ties to the Enron backed attack on the California energy supplies led to Davis' recall and his replacement by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Would America's Power Elite's Look the Other Way To Keep Hosni Mubarak's Regime In Place?

Carter, Reagan, Bush and the Inslaw Case
Backdrop to the Chaos in Egypt

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Now that Egypt is in flames, we must ask what price the U.S. power elites paid in looking the other way when it came to Mubarak's abuses as we did with the Shah of Iran and Saddam Hussein's long reign of terror in Iraq.  Hate radio personality, Michael Savage, explained on Friday, Janruary 26th, that America has betrayed Iran and Egypt and that the brutality of these leaders was necessary to maintain control in a region ready to explode.  So is the region ready to explode because of a bearded boogieman that we are told is Islamic Fundamentalism or is Islamic Fundamentalism fueled by the brutality of U.S. supported leaders like Saddam, the Shah and Mubarak.  

CIA agent Robert Baer said "If you want a prisoner to be tortured send him to Syria.  If you want him to disappear, send him to Egypt."  Baer was explaining the secret "renditioning" program used by the CIA.  Baer would also explain the death of CIA Beirut Bureau Chief, Matthew Gannon, as part of a plot to keep the lid on the U.S. power elites skullduggery in the region as Gannon  returned to the U.S. on Pan Am 103 to press his concerns with the CIA at its Langley, Virginia headquarters.  Pan Am 103 exploded over Lockerbie, Scotland.  Included in his concerns was why rank and file CIA agents had nothing in their files on the Muslim Brotherhood.  The Brotherhood was the same organization that would foster Al Qaeda in Egypt and kill Anwar Sadat, two years after President Jimmy Carter brokered the Israeli-Egyptian peace accords.  Then Carter's accomplishments were further attacked by Reagan's efforts to delay the release of the Iran hostages...a story that has it roots in the Inslaw case as well.

Ross Perot, who would send a team of his own security forces to extract his EDS workers held hostage in Iran, would discover during his presidential campaign against George Herbert Walker Bush, the depths of the brutality of America's power politics. Perot dropped out of the race for fear of threat to his family.

Sadat, the peacemaker, was murdered by Al Qaeda causing them to flee to Syria while finally landing in Saudi Arabia where they recruited the son of the Saudi Royal family's builder-engineers... Bin Laden.  With Prince Bandar "Bush",  a leading Saudi power elite sharing a nickname that symbolized his closeness to the Bush family, the Bin Ladens would purchase an airport in Houston, Texas minutes by car from the NASA Space Center and Houston's oil refineries.  Agent for the purchase was James R. Bath, George W. Bush's roommate during his Army National Guard days.  Bath worked with Saudi Royal family financier, Khalid Bin Mafhouz.

So would U.S. power elites who would steal :Trojan Horse: software, as in the Inslaw case and sell to it to our allies support the rise of the Muslim Brotherhood in order to provide the Middle East with a "boogie man" in order to fuel chaos?   Would it then tax its own people in order to make fortunes while appearing to bring about order and stability though the US Military Industrialist Complex?  Would it hide important information on the Muslim Brotherhood from its rank and file CIA members in order to prevent whistle blowing?  We have only to look at the fact that Tunisia's president did not flee to the more liberal West nor to moderate Arab nations when recently deposed.  Instead, he fled to Saudi Arabia, as did Al Qaeda.

The Middle-East/US Military Industrialist Complex Money Mill.  Egypt's $1.5 Million is "peanuts" compared to
the average of $140 billion/year pumped into the Iraq and Afganistan wars.


Walid Phares, an expert on Egypt appearing on FOX News said Friday, Janurary 28, 2011 as the riots raged in Cairo that "We have not engaged the culture and society of  Egpyt because the U.S. State Department told us that the Muslim Brotherhood was more important."  Phares has testified before committees of the U.S. State, Justice and Homeland Security Departments, Congress, the European Parliament, the United Nations Security Council. He has been a terrorism expert at NBC from 2003 to 2006 and has been a contributor at Fox News since 2007. In 2008 he became a professor at the National Security College in Washington, D.C..


"If the CIA was willing to take Inslaw's software and create from it a Trojan Horse that was sold to our allies while trying to put out of business the American businessman who created it,  what does that have to say about the U.S. as the 'keeper of the keys" of the free market system?" asked one Washington insider who was well-informed on the Inslaw case.

Elliott Richardson would say that the Inslaw theft and distribution by the U.S. Government showed significantly greater malfeasance on the part of the U.S. government and Department of Justice than Watergate and pointed to both Bush and Reagan as major players in the Inslaw debacle which ultimately had the US government losing its court battle against Inslaw and paying Inslaw's owner $8 million dollars. Elliott Richardson would go to work for Inslaw as their chief legal counsel to help them and other private enterprises from being pirated by a government that claims to embrace private enterprise, but acts like the KGB or Gestapo in some cases.

For a summary of the Inslaw case and its relationship to the Middle East see...

Would the U.S. government that was willing to perpetrate the Inslaw case encourage Hosni Mubarak to disregard principles of shared governance that most Western Democracies hold sacrosanct, while allowing our associations with Mubarak to undermine our goodwill both in Egypt and around the world?  Attorney specializing in goverment-industry security issues related to technology and computer software, Wally Coxswain of the Society for Responsible Remuneration in Richmond, Virginia, said "normally when the U.S. goverment is aware that a designer of some sort has created a tool that is of great benefit and interest to national security, it steps in and pays individuals for their substantial contributions.  The Inslaw Case showed the degree to which in the Reagan and Post-Reagan years those principles were abandoned at the same time free enterprise....and I emphasize the word "free"...was the mantra of the Reagan-Bush free marketeers.  It's just sad.  In the case of the Mubarak delima and the $1.5 billion in U.S.  aide given to Egypt each year, it's peanuts compared to the average $140 billion dollars per year spent on the Iraq-Afganistan wars since 2003.  That kind of money makes the abandonment of principles the norm and provides a prescription for continued chaos.  The winners will be the fight promoters, unless the people organize and organize quickly and let the world know that there is no boogie man and do it resolutely and from the ground up in stead of the top down.... the fight promoters and arms dealers will step in and have their way....which our own Pentagon and politicians have historically shown is their agenda, too.   Hardly guilt by association, the Inslaw case, when seen as prologue to the Egyptian crisis, is an eye-opener.  Inslaw went to the heart of our most cherished trusts and alliances.

INDEPENDENTS FOR OBAMA/PALIN


The Times They Are A'Changin'

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Following the success of the recent Presidential State of the Union address and it's warm feelings of bi-partisanship, a new grass-roots movement is taking shape in the Hot Coco and Tea Party whose slogan is "Independents for New Paradigms".
"We're  'early adopters' when it comes to a political change,"  said Wilmer Fastow of Indianapolis, Indiana, Chairman of the Indiana IPNP Committee.  Some think we are radicals. They think that we want the new millennium now, but we're not willing to do violence to get regime change in America.  In fact, we think that we've already had regimen change in America.  Ten years ago a woman could not have been a vice-presidential candidate, especially one with a figure as nice as Mrs. Palins.    Some people think we are some  kind of cultural terrorists, but we're not.  In fact, were mostly social Darwinians who see the universe not simply winding down, but ratcheting up as it winds down into one big love fest with  joy and appreciation for all of our unique differences," said Fastow.

"I know that alot of folks fear being forced to change before they are ready, but we think people are ready or they wouldn't have gone this far and they certainly wouldn't have sat together at an Obama speech in years past, we'll maybe at a Lakers or Celtics game, but only if one was buying the beer and popcorn," said Fastow.

"We expect that at the next State of the Union address, Barney Franks will be sitting with John McCain and Harry Reid will be sitting with Michelle Bachmann, that NY's Senator Charles Schumer and Alabama's Senator Richard Shelby will be side by side and that Harlem's Congressman Charlie Rangel and Texas' Congressman Pete Sessions will be arm in arm.   We believe that our country swings back and forth a lot politically and that we're actually changing all the time just like Charles Darwin said.  We may change too slowly for the folks ahead of the normal bell curve or  too fast for those behind it,  but change is immutable.  We have an African-American President, which would have been impossible even a few years ago.    Sarah Palin?  Just stop and think about what has changed  in our society for the Republicans to put forth Mrs. Palin as a candidate for vice-president! WHOA!"

Suez Canal To Be Bypassed by BP, Conoco-Phillips and Exxon Consortium

Industrialized Nations and Their Oil Suppliers Say "Go Around the Problem"

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

With fears that the Suez Canal will become a tool of Arab terrorists controlled by the Muslim Brotherhood and Al Qaeda or Hamas, industrialized powers are going around the problem. "We also just want to be prepared in  the event of a Arab-Israeli war which leaves the canal in the hands of the Israeli's who may quickly raise transit rates to help fund new developments in Gaza," said Lord Henry Mount Batten of BP Consortium Partners Inc., the British partner in a consortium of oil companies and industrialized nations which have begun work on the Mumbai/London pipeline.

ConocoPhillps and BP have already announced a major Alaskan/Mid-States gas pipeline in the US and Canada that will run 2000 miles at a cost of $10,000,000 per mile.  The 6,800 mile Mumbai/London pipeline that circumvents the troublesome Eastern Mediterreanean region altogether will cost $700 billion and take seven years to complete.

6,800 mile Mumbai/London Pipeline to
bypass Suez, shorter than the 12,300 Cape and 7,200
mile Suez routes.

BP's Tony Hayward who has been surveying frozen Siberian tundra for excavation of the Nipoli Oil Fields following the Gulf of Mexico spill in the summer of 2010, was delighted to know that he had been appointed BP's manager for their part of the pipeline which is from Mumbai to Istanbul.  "Thank God I'm going to Mumbai. It's bloody freezing cold up here and ice sailing is not my idea of fun," said Hayward.

Israel's Prime Minister announced  that should Israel take over the Suez Canal at the end of an Arab-Israeli war that he would guarantee that transit rates would remain constant for five years, plus shippers would receive a 30-day money back guarantee if ship owners weren't 100% satisfied with their passage plus two pound of Kosher hot dogs for every crewman.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Obama Staying the Course On Hosni and Egyptian Crisis

Wisdom Dictating That White House Remain Silent on Egyptian Crisis

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service


The White House is watching cautiously the unraveling of the Hosni Mubarak and Egyptian crisis.  President Obama cancelled scheduled briefings and a news conference on Friday during the height of the riots.  The President was to speak to the issue, but changed his mind.

"Wisdom dictates that we not step in with pronouncements at this time."  Heath Smithers, reporter for the Thomas Jefferson Society for the Definition of Wisdom Weekly asked for clarification of whose wisdom was dictating silence.  The White House was silent.


Zine El Abidine Bin Ali of Tunisia To Join Mubarak In New International MLM Sales Company

GAMAL MUBARAK ON SAME PAGE WITH HOSNI AND ALI
by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Zine El Abidine Bin Ali of Tunisia has just completed contract talks with Hosni Mubarak to create Pinnacle Pyramid Purveyors Inc. and its subsidiary 3P Marketing Consultants, said Ali's spokesperson Ramses Cleopatraonis, IV.

Addressing the cameras in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, Ramses said, "Multi-Level Marketing requires, as any good MLM person knows, a unique ability to coher..... ah, I mean inspire people to join the exciting and lucrative adventure that we call blackma....ah, the motivational endeavor of a lifetime."

Gamal Mubarak
Ramses said that while the parent company actually built pyramids, the subsidiary provided consulting to organizations in the MLM field, but that they also provided consulting to organizations wishing to combat the growing decadence of worldwide democratic models of governance.

Mubarak, was not available for comment, but his first-born son, Gamal, who before the recent riots in Cairo, was hopeful of ascending to his father's elected office, by his father's decee, said that he was looking forward to joining the new venture to provide some persuasive techniques learned from his father in his thirty years of leadership in Egypt. He was also hopeful of recruiting a few of the Hussein cousins from Baghdad who have been living in Paris.

Young Mr. Mubarak said "I'm just glad to be living today instead of a few thousand years ago when the new pharaohs slaughtered all first-born sons of their opponents."

Hearing that Pinnacle Pyramid Purveyors Inc. builds and sells "decreasing density structures", that is, structures with broad bottoms and narrow tops, Little Johnny Falcon Tallon, a Vancouver British Columbia businessman who manufactures similiar structures, contacted Gamal Mubarak.   "Falon Talon asked if we would like to work together in a joint venture.  He told me that the only requirement for his wholehearted enthusiasm for such a deal is for us to agree to a tribal council form of business management and to alter our design from brick and marble to lighter materials,'" said Gamal who confessed he hadn't given the opportunity much consideration.

For a description of the decreasing density structures that have been proposed to Gamal Mubarak and Zine El Abidine Bin Ali see
http://winsipcuster.blogspot.com/2011/01/cal-tech-and-mit-engineers-release.html

For Little Johnny Falcon Talon's business design and product see
http://winsipcuster.blogspot.com/2011/01/9-year-old-british-columbian-indian-to.html

Mubarak Headquarters Torched By Angry Egyptians. Robert Baer, Ex-CIA Agent says...."I Warned You!"


National Democratic Party Headquarters Building of Mubarak's Party Up In Smoke

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

With the announcement of a night curfew in Cairo, the angry mob of anti-Mubarak protesters stormed the National Democratic Party headquarters building. The symbol of Mubarak's repressive regime bellowed smoke and fire.

Robert Baer, author of several books cautioning that the CIA within the CIA had long provided rank and file CIA agents with no information on the Muslim Brotherhood's activities in the region said "I warned about this years ago.  Agents on the streets had no clue who the Muslim Brotherhood were, not that they were spawning Al Qaeda in Egypt and that they would take out Sadat, the peacemaker, to replace him with Mubarak the tyrant.   We didn't know that Al Qaeda would flee to Syria and then to Saudia Arabia where they recruited the Bin Laden whose family owned an airport in Houston, purchased with the help of James R. Bath and Khalid Bin Mafouz.   Most Egyptians know that the average American gets nothing of the truth about what their government does in their names....just like we CIA agents were kept in the dark by the numb-nutz at the top of our CIA pyramid."

Walid Phares, an expert on Egypt said Friday on FOX News...."We have not engaged the culture and society of  Egpyt because the U.S. State Department told us that the Muslim Brotherhood was more important."

Another ex-CIA agent who wished not to be identified said...."This is very dramatic in Egypt, but you have to remember that it started in Tunisia, Egypt's neighbor.  Dictator Zine El Abidine Bin Ali of Tunisia fled to what country?  To Saudi Arabia, the gracious hosts of Al Qaeda.  Bin Ali,  the Tunisian president since 1987 flees not to an open and democratic nation, but to Saudi Arabia with its marriage to which American power elites? What does that tell you about who was supporting Mubarak in Egypt?" he asked.

Mubarak Business Card Secured by Terrified American Tourist


Chinese Man Arrested Outside Rush Limbaugh's Home for Trespassing Police Take Wrong Man To Jail

Limbaugh Released and Officer Makes Apologies

By Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Wi Van Hu, an American Chinese whose Calamari-To-Go Restaurant located in New York's China Town  was arrested for trespassing on Wednesday afternoon in front of the New York home of EIB Radio personality and conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh.  Angered by Mr. Limbaugh's impression of China's Prime Minister following his visit to Washington, Mr. Hu said "I just couldn't let Mr. Limbaugh's impersonation go unanswered."

"I have been, as have many Chinese Americans, the butt of people's jokes about language and it hurts.  For years my Anglo friends told me that my mother named me by dropping a drawer of forks, knives and spoons on the tile floor and the first sounds she heard was my name.  Well, I knew they were lying because we used wooden chop sticks.  "You've got no class, Wienerman," I told my inconsiderate friend," said Hu.  "Neither does Mr. Rush Limpballs," Hu continued.  "Rush Limbaugh," I said correcting Mr. Hu.  "That's what I said," he returned.
Mr. Hu's Limbaugh costume
in evidence room of
NYPD Precinct 11

NYPD officer, John Carlyle, said "When we arrived it was my job to assess the situation and make a rapid determination.  The 911 call indicated that there was a trespasser impersonating Mr. Limbaugh on the front porch of Mr. Limbaugh's home and the caller identified himself as Rush Limbaugh.  Well, when I drove up I asked a neighbor if this was the Limbaugh home and he said "Yes, there's Rush up there in his favorite chair," but I knew it was the impersonator so I took action.  Unfortunately, Mr. Hu had already left the property in his costume which he had made in the storeroom of his Calamari Restaurant.  It WAS Mr. Limbaugh, but I cuffed him and brought him in by accident.  Which was no easy task as you can imagine," said officer Carlyle. 

Mr. Wu was released after paying a fine for a misdemeanor trespassing charge and promising to provide the officers at Precinct 11 Calamari for their staff luncheon next Monday," said officer Roy Williams at the Precinct 11 headquarters.  Officer Carlyle made a personal apology to Mr. Limbaugh for the mix-up.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Oracle of Omaha Pulls Plug On Latest Geico Commercial


Bears Do!

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Citing their conservative industry and need to provide consistency with their image, Warren Buffet has pulled the plug on the lastest Geico television advertisement.  Being added to the list of previous ads like "Is Abe Lincoln honest?" and "Do woodchucks chuck wood?" advertising manager, Wilma Bennett, reported her deep disappointment that her new advertisement was being pulled by upper management. 

 "I thought it was unforgettable even if a little too risque.  Every child has heard the saying 'Does a bear sxxx in the woods?'  We dropped the four letter word and used simply 'go', but that was still apparently offensive.  I really don't understand it.  Mr. Buffet loved my idea of a woman having an intimate relationship with a Gecko named Stanley.  Go figure."

Black Ebony Piano Replaced In Biscayne Bay by Easter Islander


Biscayne Bay Mystery Deepens

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

The piano mystery solved, the instrument removed by gracious members of the Ocean Reef Club's Wet Bach Society on Wednesday, in its place is a new mystery.  On Thursday morning in the same location appeared a 60-ton Easter Islander granite statue.  

"It's a mystery to all of us," said Officer John Boney with the Florida State Department of Parks and Wildlife. "No one heard anything.  No one saw anything.  We're at a total loss as to how it got here.  Maybe it's in preparation for an Easter sunrise service, but that's usually held in the park over on the mainland and none of the Wet Bach Society members would claim that it was their doing, especially after their recent botched "Sitting on the Bach of the Bay" concert.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Piano In Biscayne Bay Left By Ocean Reef Club's Wet Bach Society

Poor Ticket Sales Eliminated Removal of Piano After "Swim In Concert"


by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Mysterious piano in Biscayne Bay
The mystery of the ebony grand piano in Biscayne Bay was solved today when Abby Silverstein of the Ocean Reef Club's Wet Bach Society reported that low ticket sales for this year's 10:00 p.m. event did not provide enough funding for the piano to be removed. Guest pianist, Emil Slichibaschen of Vienna, Austria was scheduled to play a two hour concert which had to be cut short because of an unexpected arrival of jelly fish at about 10:30.

Slichibaschen, a world renowned water keyboarder, kindly donated cases of Adolf's Meat Tenderizer to forty-five whelp-stricken Bach lovers. In addition, a fifteen degree drop in temperature caused Slichibaschen to improvise several numbers which were recorded live and will come out in music stores in April as The Slichibaschen Variations.

The Bach swim-in, originally called "Sitting on the Bach of the Bay," was initially funded by Richard Nixon's close friend and Ocean Reef Club resident, Beebe Rebozo.  The highly secretive "swim in" experienced another difficult year in 1979 when famed boat builder Don Aranow, accidentally ran over a Bach lover who could not be seen floating on his submerged Baldwin upright.

To Achieve Not To Plunder Was Ayn Rand's Great Message Says F.M. Mellon

Ayn Rand's Message Resurrected 
Without Contradictions
by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

     Wilshusen Professor of Economics at the University of Tubingen, Frederick M. Mellon's new book, The Reconciliation of Ayn Rand, is quickly rising to the top of the NY Times Best Seller list.  Reviews have been, across the board, lavishing in their unquestioned appreciation for Mr. Mellon's ability to bring a new level of lucidity to Rand's most resilient criticisms.  Among the samplings..."her emphasis upon individuality was the result of lactose intolerance as a baby"...and "she forgot that she borrowed cab fare for her first piano lessons," or "In Fountainhead she carves a penile impression of the world of achievement and fails to see the difference between the Tower of Babel and a good strong, but supple erection,"....or the most quoted and damning coming from her own mother.  "If she had bitten your nipple and drawn blood as she did mine, you'd have stopped nursing, too."
Ayn Rand
     "No," said Dr. Mellon whose award winning work on the Eco-Echo-Micro-Macro Theory has elucidated a new generation of angry Randites, "Ayn Rand's message was the unique doctrine of a creative mind that could only have survived in the Twentieth Century in society that believed and still believes that anything is possible.  She is right in some respects, just as Milton Friedman was in claiming that it was individual initiative that created the highest standard of living in the world....Henry Ford and Albert Einstein would not have achieved their phenominal success had it not been for individual talents, raw ambition, unleashed as it was in their individuality.  Had they been bound to govermental jobs as cogs in a collective system, we'd still be in the Dark Ages....or so both Friedman and Rand have eloquently stated," said Mellon.  

Albert Einstein
      "Of course, Ford depended on his rather long assembly line of collective workers to pull off his dream and he was good at using Washington to provide the kind of pro-business environment that encouraged the phenomenal growth of his business....like the collective building of roads with governmentally collected taxes so that his cars' axles didn't break and engines jump off their motor mounts....which actually caused many dentists to complain of a drop in demand for good dental care, but discount that criticism.  Even in baseball 50% is considered a phenomenal average.  No batters achieve it.  And Einstein's achievements were, of course, pushed to their height of development not in that little quirky man's isolated mind with its sponge-like ability to absorb quantum theories or to cause him to drool over his female student's low necklines and rising hemlines as he consulted with them in his open robe and slippers.  NO!  The bomb was the biggest collective governmental effort in human history aside from the development of the porcelain toilet, which Einstein saw as more beneficial for humanity or the long haul, else he would not have dreamed of having spent his career as a plumber," said Mellon.

      "Ayn Rand, bless her heart, was totally off base when she said that there are individual achievers and there are parasites as I have clearly shown in my Eco-Echo-Macro-Micro Theory.  I forgive her for that.  Why?  Because she left us with one overarching, all-encompassing and brilliantly mind-focusing image of life....."Achievement without Plunder."  I asked if Dr. Mellon would expound on this statement.  "I can't," he said.  There is no explanation that could improve on Ayn Rand's words....."Achievement without plunder.  Say it," Mellon insisted.
"Achievement without plunded," I repeated. "Again,'" he said.  "Achievement without plunder," I said, again.  "Let that be your mantra," said Mellon.  "And God bless Ayn Rand for saying it."
 
For Ayn Rand's famous address on individualism from Fountainhead see....
https://www.google.com/#q=fountainhead+speech

For a review of Frederick Mellon's Echo-Eco-Micro-Macro Theory and it's criticism of Ryn's achiever-vs-parasite views see
http://winsipcuster.blogspot.com/2010/11/jackass-2-saddens-economist.html

Minister Fired For Premarital Counseling Methods


Unorthodox Preacher Washed Out 

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Reverend Jonathan Bentley Washerman, IV of the First Central United Congregational Fellowship of Leeswood, Connecticutt was  fired on January 25th by the church's governing board which claimed the young preacher practiced "irreverent, unorthodox and unacceptable premarital counseling methods."

Reverend Washerman
Henry N. Prigg, head of the church's Board of Deacons, said "Rev. Washerman's methods went beyond the pail of customs and norms for this congregation."  When asked to describe the unacceptable methods, Mr. Prigg, an attorney with Snoot, Snoot and Prigg, said that "I will not dignify the minister's practices with a description.  Suffice it to say that it employed elements that degraded the sacred institution of marriage and the office of the minister."

Reverend Washerman was more informative as were Robin Kean and Moorman Aswappe, the young couple scheduled to be married in the church sanctuary in June, 2011.

"There was nothing that Reverend Washerman said that we have not heard before.  I thought he gave good sound advice that is so far removed from the definition of obscenity as to be laughable, " said Ms. Kean who said that the counseling session was a revelation for her fiance, Mr. Aswappe, and a relief to Ms. Kean who said "thank God I don't have to broach that subject with Moorman."

"The church board has its head up it's....well, buried in...in....the sand, when it comes to clear, practical and informative advice on marriage and family relationships," said Reverend Washerman. "There was nothing in my session with Robin and Moorman that was obscene.  Define obscene," he said.  "I'll tell you obscene.  Rev. Billy Graham's friendship with the owner of the Thompson submachine gun maker, Mr. Russell MaGuire, owner of the American Mercury Magazine and their connections to Pro-Nazi George Lincoln Rockwell and American Fascist General Edwin A. Walker, that was obscene!" said Reverend Washerman, a relative of Connecticutt Senator William Benton, who was the target in 1950 of a Prescott Bush, Joseph McCarthy and American Mercury smear campaign in the Connecticutt U.S Senatorial election.

Reverend Washerman played for us the youtube video that he felt was an important message for all young couples to hear. "Yes, it's gritty stuff, but poignant and clear.  There is no one who could not benefit from this message. I am sure that in her early years a young Ms. Bell would have appreciated these insights before her marriage to Reverend Graham," said Reverend Washerman.  "That the message comes from an African American may have colored Mr. Prigg's judgement and the judgment of the whole board which also includes John, Fred and Betty Snoot."

Reverend Washerman  provided a copy of the Youtube video that proved so objectionable to the church board....

Monday, January 24, 2011

Hot Spotting Atul Gawande's Healthcare Conundrums

Anlibbe Dugamadanga Follows Atul Gawande's Assessment of America's Healthcare Dilemma


by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Benny Marx was the 109 year old Chicagoan who loved the short-lived Chicagoan Magazine.   It was published from 1926 to 1935. Marx and others were working to see it resurrected before he died. Marx was hoping to put a spotlight not only on the Big Apple, but on The New Yorker's healthcare super sleuth, Atul Gawande.

The first edition of Marx's resurrected The Chicagoan Magazine, was to have come out in May with an article titled "Hot Spotting the Conundrums of Atul Gawande" by Anlibbe Dugamadanga. Sadly, Mr. Marx passed away on January 20th at his home on the South Side. Marx had taken under his wing Dr. Dugamadanga, a health science stasticisian trained at the University of Lahore, India. Dugamadanga had shadowed Dr. Gawande's studies in New Jersey and Texas and was set to unveil his findings in The Chicagoan's first edition in over eighty years.

"Mr. Gorbachev, 'tear down this wall' is the mantra of all red-blooded conservative American capitalists who looked to Ronald Reagan as Conservatism's standard bearer," begins Dr. Dugamadanga's penetrating analysis.

"The wall of American socialism around the healthcare industry has not only not fallen, but it has provided protection for a new breed of entrepreneurial physicians who see poor patients as profit centers and external payers as unrestricted resources for their own enrichment," or so Dugamadanga asserts. "When Dr. Gawande tried to make comparisons between the high cost of healthcare in Miami, Florida and McAllen, Texas he failed to first ask 'what are the similarities between these two states during the time period under study following the 2000 census?' It was those census figures that proved so important. They showed the connections, but not the reasons. The reasons are illusive, like why California had rolling brown outs or why Enron fell, or why the Housing bubble burst or the S&L scandal brewed before that. Or why Columbia Healthcare folded and morphed back into Hospital Corporation of America (HCA) which Columbia had purchased from Tennessee Senator Thomas Frist and his father with the help of George W. Bush's partner in the Texas baseball franchise, Richard Rainwater. Follow the money through the states from the money mill of Washington D.C. and you will see the octopus. Columbia had the largest Medicare fraud fine in U.S. history and provided a Pitre dish for understanding corporate healthcare malfeasence by unspoken business policy, corporate culture and design," reasons Dugamadanga.

"While Gawande's census numbers and Medicare and other demographic figures are very important, they did not show the cultural climate that exists in these two states with the leading profit centers for Medicare payments that are 100% higher in Miami, Florida and McAllen, Texas than the national average. Gawande, like all scientists, knows that what Albert Einstein said is true... "Not everything that counts can be counted and not everything that can be counted counts." But then Gawande's articles avoid drawing the cold, hard conclusions that Dugamadanga paints with the artistic skill of Picasso and scientific objectivism of Jonas Salk working on his first polio vaccine.

Photo from Anlibbe Dugamadanga's first article which was
scheduled for first edition of the new
Chicagoan Magazine.
Dugamadanga credits Gawande with rightly observing that one can't say that the higher costs in these two Southern cities are because of the retirees in McAllen who are also called 'Winter Texans' nor because of elderly New Yorkers or Philadephians or Bostonians in Miami that skew the numbers there. Medicare payments are always traced to their permanent home addresses. The two states have one other overarching similarity. They have been the home states of George W. Bush and his brother, Jeb," wrote Dr. Dugamadanga.

Atul Gawande's 2009 New Yorker Magazine article, "The Cost Conundrum", shined a bright light on Hidalgo County, Texas where the nation's lowest per capita income meets the highest dollar per Medicare patient per capita. Hidalgo County's average $12,000 annual income receives approximately $15,000 in per capita of Medicare coverage. Twice the national average. The reason? The ordering of unnecessary procedures and medications. When Gawande was told by some of the region's physicians and hospital administrators that the numbers were because of the litigious nature of the South Texas culture, Gawande reminded the keepers of the local history and myth that Texas had passed tort reform that limited malpractice cases to $250,000. This should have had the exact opposite effect as the reason Gawande was being given. Texas was less litigious, not more.  Physicians could not blame the higher costs on higher malpractice insurance cost.

Gawande writes in "The Hot Spotters".....his latest New Yorker article which follows Jeffrey Brenner who has assessed healthcare costs in Camden, NJ.  He quotes Brenner....
"In the next fews years, we're going to have absolutely irrefutable evidence that there are ways to reduce health-care costs, and they are 'high touch' and they are at the level of care," he said. 'We are going to know that, hands down, this is possible.' From that point onward, he said, 'it's a political problem.' The struggle will be to survive the obstruction of lobbies, and the partisan tendency to view success as victory for the other side."

"Meanwhile," said Dugamadanga, "the Republican Congress will push for smaller government and private sector answers to the problem. They will be correct in the case of Miami and McAllen, because that will remove the artificial wall created by the physicians and politicians. Their protectionism works to create and sustain physician entrepreneurial practices which deliver a poor patient base that serves as guinea pigs for their profit-based, inflated, Medicare-paid procedures and testing. In the end the Republicans in Texas and Florida will fight tooth and toenail to keep Medicare while Dr. Gawande's backers in Boston, whoever they are, will have their own reasons for blowing the whistle on Miami and McAllen. It's a gold mine for them like wars are for KBR and Halliburton...and they are protected by the politicians whose pockets are lined by the lobbyists," said Dugamadanga.

"When Gawande visited McAllen and reported that the problems in the McAllen area started before the building of the new physician-owned Renaissance Hospital, Gawande said that this was some kind of proof that the Renaissance physicians were not part of the problem. Gawande should have asked about the cultural climate leading up to that point rather than the time-line itself and this takes great intuitive abilities that verge on psychic-artistic sensibilitues and a retinue of sleuths like Gawande all working together to get to the truth of it. Even then we are not without our own non-impartial motivations. The physicians followed their own culture to the next logical conclusion and said 'Let's own this gold mine ourselves'," said Dugamadanga. "But I don't think one could be totally sure of who really owns these enterprises. The physicians may own the hospitals, but they may have agreements with others that never show up in the state incorporation records," said Dugamadanga.  "In fact, such associations are essential for the enterprise to carry on as it does."

Gawande writes in "The Cost Conundrum Redux" in the June 2009 New Yorker Magazine "What about McAllen's
Many 'Winter Texans'---retirees who live elsewhere, but come for the warm weather in the winter and inflate local
costs of care?  But in the Dartmouth Atlas, the Medicare costs for an enrolee are counted against their permanent
place of residence.  The cost of these 'snowbirds' are excluded for McAllen."

"Both Miami and McAllen have something else in common. They are largely Hispanic. They are Hispanic areas that have been largely supportive of Bush family initiatives in Mexico, South and Central America. That is to say, they are Bush-backers, as we have seen with an increasing number of Hispanic Republicans in Texas and Florida. Whether it was the ex-patriot Cuban community in Miami supporting Operation Zapata, also known as the Bay of Pigs, or the South Texas Hispanic community supporting GWB in Texas, the cultural climate has been ripe for the picking of Medicare fruit. You could say that it's a case of a few bad apples, but that would be to miss it by a few million miles. We are talking about sea-beds of apple sauce here," said Dugamadanga.

Dugamadanga described to me what he thought was happening with the rise of Harvard's Dr. Gawande as a Boston-based authority on health-care costs. The new Chicagoan article read..."I don't have to tell you, Mr. Marx, that Boston and Harvard are Kennedy strongholds as is Chicago with its huge Irish Catholic population. When your beloved Chicagoan Magazine was in full swing with the support of Martin J. Quiqley, an Irish Catholic, in the 1920's....the roaring twenties....it was the talk of the town. Then came the Great Depression and flushed away The Chicagoan like it did the U.S. economy. Quigley, who was also a Hollywood insider had been inspired years earlier by D.W. Griffith's film Birth of A Nation that fueled the resurgence of the KKK in America. It's a tangled mess with many seeking a piece of the financial pie with a variety of motives...none of which have much to do with shared values, patriotism, or medicines' Hippocratic oath, though it is obviously filled with hypocrisy." said Dugamadanga. "Doctors are not angels," he concluded. "There aren't any angels, only human beings trying to decide what is right and what is wrong....or maybe not. That part of humanity's education and instruction is best left to religion, I think, but religion is in a state of crisis, too, and that is sad, because in this milieu of seeking the deep pockets of profitability in difficult times it is easy to lose one's soul," he said.

"That is something that the guru of free-market capitalism, Milton Friedman, often avoided talking about, though Martin J. Quigley sometimes did in your Chicagoan Magazine, just as Gawande is doing now in The New Yorker, but we are made in such a way that we cannot avoid talking about it. We are now and have always been in the place where if we throw out this element of the human soul and psyche we lose the leaven in the loaf and and salt in the stew. We Indians know from Ghandi the importance of salt.  Even these fat-cat physicians in Miami and McAllen know at some level that even a steady diet of lobster will eventually taste like a bar of Ivory soap. And I know whereof I speak, because the temptation for all minorities, like myself, is to justify our greed by saying that we are supplying the world with a good example of a blessed ambition among our kind. There is some truth in that idea, but there is also a half-truth."

For University of Chicago's Nobel Laureate, Milton Friedman's discussion of greed see....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWsx1X8PV_A

For Princeton's Nobel Prize winner John Nash's take on  Milton Friedman's restatement of Adam Smith's ideas on pursuit of individual ambitions see
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5jrNoNNtrE

For Atul Gawande's take on the state of healthcare in the U.S. as discussed with Charlie Rose see
http://www.charlierose.com/view/interview/10792