known as Super Glue
Dr. Wilson R Phillips of SRR, Scientists for Radical Remediation, has proposed to California's leading business and political leaders the support of a remediation plan which builds upon the 1942 discovery of Kodak Laboratories' scientists Dr. Harry Coover and Dr. Fred Joyner. "Their discovery of Cyanocrylate is the clear answer to California's earthquake problems," said Dr. Phillips. "A massive injection of Cyanocrylate along the fault line could help to forstall a quake well into the future. The entire nation will have to support this massive effort. If they like their vegtables from the Imperial Valley and wine from Berringer, Mondovi or Coppola wineries, they will have to support this plan. There is simply are no other option," said Phillps.
When asked just how much Cyanocrylate would be needed he said that the combined Cyanocrylate producers have not been able to give an exact quantity citing unknown factors given the shifting fissure sizes along the entire fault line, but that a figure of $20-50 billion per year for five years was not an unreasonable figure. "We propose five large infusions at forty mile intervals along the fault line immediately. And I mean immediately. We have no time to waste," said Dr. Phillips. "If this holds we will be able to pump more Cyanocrylate along the remainder of the crack and fix the problem once and for all over the next five years. Meanwhile a fleet of trucks able to deliver such massive doses of Cyanocrylate will bring new jobs to America along with a rise in jobs with the Cyanocrylate producers," said Phillips.