Craftman of the "Hit'em First" Doctrine Still Spit Combing Cow Licks
by Winsip Custer CPW News Service
In a two week marathon parade of U.S. foreign policy retreads that have included such conflicted and compromised personalities as John Negroponti, Edward Walker and General Barry McCaffrey, appearing on CNN with Fareed Zakaria on Sunday, February 27, 2011 was Paul Wolfowitz, author of the Wolfowitz Doctrine, the Bush Administration policy of first-strike military action. Wolfowitz argued that Libya's dictator Muammar Gaddafi could not survive as Libya's leader and that his barbarism would never be matched by the Saudi Royal family if and when the masses of increasingly progressive Saudi Arabians demand, as have their brethren to the West, a greater voice in the Saudi Arabian political system.
"Why should the Saudi Royal family be the keeper of the Muslim holy places and why don't we have land reform like the Americans had with the Native American Indians. Hells-bells, living in Saudi is like America would be if all the land in the U.S. had been given to Sitting Bull or Geronimo while making everyone subject to their trickle down benevolences. You Americans didn't give Cochise, Crazy Horse of Tecumseh that kind of power....why the family of Faisal and Saud? We're tired of that," said Mohamed Bin Suli who sells coffee from a small shop in Medina...."I'm getting very close to Twittering a message to a few hundred thousand of my buddies here and in Mecca and Riyadh to get the big ball rolling."
Prince Bandar "Bush" of the Saudi royal family was quick to point out that as U.S. Undersecretary of Defense, Wolfowitz, had outlined the heavily imperialist document of unilateral pre-emptive military action to suppress potential threats from other nations and that this doctrine could be easily adapted for domestic disturbances like a nation-wide revolution. "Don't tell the Saudi royal family how we will respond to a few hundred thousand crazy Bedouins coming at the royal palace. If you think that Gaddafi can bomb Libya back into the stone age with his MIG's just think of what we can do with our F-15's. And if you think that Al Qaeda will stand by and let anything happen to us with our funding of the Bin Laden's you're nutty. Plus we'll have them, our Yemeni brethren, to blame....with more credibility than Libya's nut cake, cause we domiciled Al Qaeda after they fled Syria and needed a place to stay. Since their leader, Osama, was son of our leading builder and architect, we can even more easily point to them as the cause of all our problems, kind of like the American militia movements....Ruby Ridge or Mount Carmel or the Symbianese Liberation Army, the Aryan Brotherhood, KKK or Black Panthers... and deflect criticism from us. Then when we begin to gain sympathy from various quarters we can help the U.S. invade Iran like they did Iraq while fifteen of the nineteen 9/11 conspirators were from right here in my beloved Saudi Arabia. Dynamic leadership has always depended on instability as much as stability."
When asked if former President George W. Bush, the first-born son of former President George Herbert Walker Bush, would be likely to support Mr. Wolfowitz's imperialistic policy of "shoot first and ask questions later", sources close to Mr. Wolfowitz said "GWB is not likely to want his buddy Bandar and other Saudi royals to become like England's King Charles I or France's Louis XVI, but in the end Bush will outwardly support democratic processes while secretly working to reinstate monarchy in America, but rather than under the House of Hanover or Windsor, under the House of Bush."
When asked if a projected House of Bush would turn weapons on the American people should the Middle Eastern flames of revolution reinvigorate the American spirit of reform leading to open rebellion and demand for responsible government in the U.S., Wolfowitz's aide said "everything and anything short of about 50 megatons, or so Paul has told me....but do you want to take seriously a guy that combs his hair with his own spit?"
For a view of Mr. Wolfowitz's self-preparation for proclaiming a perceptive and penetrating assessment of world affairs see......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9nzBWcTSVM
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| Paul Wolfowitz |
In a two week marathon parade of U.S. foreign policy retreads that have included such conflicted and compromised personalities as John Negroponti, Edward Walker and General Barry McCaffrey, appearing on CNN with Fareed Zakaria on Sunday, February 27, 2011 was Paul Wolfowitz, author of the Wolfowitz Doctrine, the Bush Administration policy of first-strike military action. Wolfowitz argued that Libya's dictator Muammar Gaddafi could not survive as Libya's leader and that his barbarism would never be matched by the Saudi Royal family if and when the masses of increasingly progressive Saudi Arabians demand, as have their brethren to the West, a greater voice in the Saudi Arabian political system.
"Why should the Saudi Royal family be the keeper of the Muslim holy places and why don't we have land reform like the Americans had with the Native American Indians. Hells-bells, living in Saudi is like America would be if all the land in the U.S. had been given to Sitting Bull or Geronimo while making everyone subject to their trickle down benevolences. You Americans didn't give Cochise, Crazy Horse of Tecumseh that kind of power....why the family of Faisal and Saud? We're tired of that," said Mohamed Bin Suli who sells coffee from a small shop in Medina...."I'm getting very close to Twittering a message to a few hundred thousand of my buddies here and in Mecca and Riyadh to get the big ball rolling."
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| George W. Bush and Saudi Royal |
Scooter Libby, Wolfowitz's deputy at the Department of Defense, in light of the possible spread of the Middle East revolution to Saudi Arabia, is said to support "outing" any Saudi Arabian citizens who will not say that Saddam Hussein imported yellow cake uranium from Niger or who rejects serfdom from the families of Saud and Faisal forever. As a policy in keeping with the Wolfowitz Doctrine, Mr. Wolfowitz said off camera as advice to the Saudi families of Saud and Faisal.... "do what Dick Cheney did to his friend....shot the bastards."
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| Muammar Gadaffi |
When asked if a projected House of Bush would turn weapons on the American people should the Middle Eastern flames of revolution reinvigorate the American spirit of reform leading to open rebellion and demand for responsible government in the U.S., Wolfowitz's aide said "everything and anything short of about 50 megatons, or so Paul has told me....but do you want to take seriously a guy that combs his hair with his own spit?"
For a view of Mr. Wolfowitz's self-preparation for proclaiming a perceptive and penetrating assessment of world affairs see......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9nzBWcTSVM
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