Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Saturday, February 12, 2011

New Egyptian Candidate Begins Campaign For Presidency

Candidate Believes Egypt, the Ancient Symbol of Repression, Can Lead the World To Bright New Era
by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

As if out of nowhere, a new candidate for the Presidency of Egypt in the proposed September election has stepped forward to place his name in the ring.  Claiming longstanding dual citizenship...Egypt and Dagodah, Yoda Bin Hahwadi, said that he will campaign under a single campaign slogan....
"No more training do you require. Already know you that which you need."

Mr. Bin Hahwadi said that his family believes in sharing power, unlike the pyramidal history of Egypt which his family had left about 3,000 B.C.E..  "High pointy things good for pinheads," said Mr. Bin Hahwadi.  "Make many painful pricks," he continued.

"Take long time to see the light, but light will not go out.  Light like life force itself.  Longs to glow in heart and mind.  Mr. Mubarak made pack with darkness like pinhead, Ramses, who killed many of my family.  Many points of darkness cannot black out the force of the true light," said Mr. Bin Hahwadi.

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