Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Monday, September 6, 2010


High School Football Coach Has Found Key To Team Unity

by Winsip Custer, CPW News Service

Coach Dick Drippen of North Las Vegas’ Wildwood High School had lost control of his team until his physician father concocted a homeopathic herbal brew of Marjoram, Hops, Camphor, Hogweed, Salix, Wild Lettuce, Common Rue, Vietnamese Coriander, Soy, Mashua, Persicaria Odorata and Vitex agnus-castus (Chaste Berry) to control the player’s runaway hormones. “Dad, had always wanted to provide families with some means of controlling their teenage boy’s obsessive sex drives, but he didn’t come up with it until long after I was grown,” said Coach Drippen.

Vitex agnus-castus, one of the powerful
ingredients in Platonis
“I got the idea from my yellow Chesapeake Bay Retriever,” said Dr. Drippen. “Romeo was perfect in every way. The most obedient and focused dog I ever had. He marks a target and holds until commanded to fetch it. He sits, lays and rolls over on command. He’ll run for me ‘til he drops,” said Dr. Drippen. “Characteristics that every football coach in America wants in his players from August to December. Counter to his name, Romeo was neutered and that was the key to his focus and intensity and that’s what led me to creating Platonis, the herbal formula that provides temporary herbal castration of the male sex drive. Its ingredients are all natural anaphrodisiacs….sex drive killers,” he said.

“When I was a player we all thought that our coach was lacing our cafeteria food with Salt Peter to kill our passions, but that doesn’t work. Platonis does,” said Coach Drippen.

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