Rune Stone Found In California

A New “Kensington” Rune Stone Found In San Francisco

By Olaf G. Greeley for CPW News Service

     A new Kensington-style rune stone, like that discovered in 1898 by Olof Ohman in Kensington, Minnesota, has been found in San Francisco, California according to the State’s Director of Rune Relics in Sacramento,  Bernice C. Berdine.  Berdine, a PhD in Runology and Myth from the Olaus Magnus Institute of Runology in Berlin, Germany said “this is a magnificent discovery."  The rune was found in the basement of George Hofstattler’s home on Arguello Street about a mile and half from the Golden Gate Bridge.  Berdine, who noted that rune stones were carried and planted by Nordic explorers, said the stones often chronicled the explorers' exploits and marked their positions and progress.

     Berdine also noted that the same characteristics found in the famous Kensington rune stone are found in the Arguello Street rune stone.  “There may also be some connections to the Arguello family in as much as some of their members once owned the lot where Mr. Hofstattler now lives,” said Berdine.

     “Whether or not Santiago Arguello or one  of his relatives buried the rune in the present location is in question,” said Berdine noting Santiago Arguello's 22 children.  “Two of Arguello’s daughters married Juan and Jose Bandini,” said Berdine who noted that…” Juan Bandini and Refugia Arguello Bandini's daughter, once called ‘the most beautiful woman in California,’ married Abel Stearns, another famous Californian.  Santiago Arguello, the first customs collector in the port city of San Diego, was also a leading Spanish land grant recipient in California and soldier at the Presidios in San Diego, Santa Barbara and San Francisco...Spanish forts overseeing the harbors.

     “We acted on a tip from Lars Erik Greeley IV,” said Berdine who said that Greeley’s great, great, great grandfather also owned the same lot on Arguello Street.  Greeley’s grandfather wrote the following poem just after the completion of the Golden Gate Bridge which put Greeley IV on a search for the famous rune stone.

I found a Kensington Rune

Down where I grow my mushrooms

Down in the cellar, down under the fridge

A mile and a half from the Golden Gate Bridge

Rune, Rune a Kinsington Rune

Not carried by Erik the Red

But by a Knight Templar

Whose blonde hair blew freely

A Knight by the name of Lars Erik Greeley

      Lars, Lars, Lars Erik Greeley

      He went way, way, way, way out West

      And carried the stone reminiscent of home

      The explorer who out did the rest.

Coronado, Cortez and the others

Like Columbus and Vasco Da Gama

Explored quite a bit, but from here where I sit

Must have paused to raise herds of Llama.

     In the 1920's Earl Syversen, an expert on the Kensington Rune, moved to San Francisco, California where he married, raised a family and pursued his trade as a gold and gem jeweller.  Retiring to Sonoma County, California, he was finally able to concentrate on his pursuit of his cultural heritage, but there is no apparent connection to the Arguello Rune.   Earl Syversen passed away on October 24, 1979.  Sources close to Syversen said that among his favorite sayings were....."Every culture has its own rune to bear and I hope I have carried mine with grace, courage and manifest destiny"...and "never ruin a good rune"....and perhaps the most famous.... "a rolling rune stone gathers a gloss."

Alister Crowley, Georges Melies, Martin Scorcese and Hugo's 3-D Lesson

"George Melies.....I Owe Him Everything!" -D.W. Griffith


by Winsip Custer, CPW News Service

     Freeman B. Passionfruit, the curator at the Bovary Institute for Cinematic Studies, sees The Merry Frolics of Satan,The Last of the Demons Defeated, as a wonderfully wacky promo of the world’s carnival, chaos and cabaret. "But then, again, it could be something altogether different," says the expert.

    Alister Crowley’s close friend, Georges Melies, upon whose work is based the new 3-D film HUGO by famed director, Martin Scorcese, begs a question:  With Melies’ work rediscovered in the 1920’s to become the basis for a blockbuster new high-tech film, HUGO,  what were the “last of the demons” to be defeated in Melies’ short film The Merry Frolics of Satan?

     "Slavery?  War?  Pestilence and famine?  Murder in Syria?  Killings in Egypt and Iraq? Pedophilia at Penn State or at Boys Town, Nebraska? The black coachman’s rig comes crashing down in the end of the film.  What does that represent?  Melies belies the answer.  Is it war?  Pestilence?  Pedophilia and child abuse?  Murder?   Rape?  Incest?  Or the reverse?

     "Dadism has always been alive and well.  Up is down.  Down is up.  Left is right and right is left.  Good is evil and evil is good.  Anyone who has lived long enough to follow their own dreams only to learn that those dreams were based on illusion knows the reality that belies the well-crafted, but misguided, spoken truth," said Passionfruit.

     The truth of it all will be laid bare when the last of the demons is defeated, but which demon?   And what will remain?  Love?   Death and destruction?  “I’ve looked at life from both sides,” said Passionfruit.  “I long for love and pray that it wins out in the end and I feel like the homely English singer, Susan Boyle, whose simple life as a Catholic Christian has been materially altered, but who at heart still longs for the support and love of her mother.    As a Christian she knows that she does not want a Christianity that created the demonic renderings of the Spanish Inquisition.  And like me, Ms. Boyle recoils from the patting hand of her new friends who offer her fame and fortune,” said Passionfruit.  "I think the last of the demons to be defeated will be anyone or anything that attempts to destroy that unconditional love and acceptance that Susan Boyle knew from her mother long before the lights and cameras arrived," said Passionfruit noting that when The View's hostess asked Boyle if her new album, Someone To Watch Over Me, was based on someone who was watching over her said simply, "My mother."


      "Does anyone bear all things, or believe all things or hope all things like Mom?   And I believe that Mom will kick the holy crap out of any demons that belie her love," said Passionfruit.

Raising Our Glasses Against Evil Forces?

Nation At The Crossroads

Commentary By Winsip Custer CPW News Service

     Jesus Christ sat down with Satan and listened to what he had to say.  We’ve all heard the story…..“If you are the son of man…..sell me your soul.”   That same story gets picked up in various forms throughout history.  Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, a famous black guitar player at the crossroads of his life, Bob Dylan’s famous quote about the deal he had made with the devil. 

     So what are the chances that Toby Keith and Willie Nelson will succeed with their song’s proposal?  "We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing 'whiskey for my men and beer for my horses.'" On the face of it Jesus didn’t seem to fare too well against the evil whip snappers and crucifiers, except that he is said to have been raised from the brutal death that evil minds inflicted on him.  

     And if there was a place to look for the Devil, a high perch, a pedestal upon which he, like some foreboding vulture or vamp is crouching and watching where would it be?  Will he drop down out of the sky like Rudolf Hess in his Messerschmidt and onto the estate of Lord Hamilton on May 10, 1941?  Was he a friend of Gerard Hamilton or of Hamilton's friend, Christopher Isherwood?   Is he the High Priest of the Temple of Set, Col. Michael Aquino, of the Church of Satan, Anton Levay or of the Temple Ordi Orientis, Alister Crowley, who the future spy novelist and British Intelligence officer, Ian Fleming, proposed to Winston Churchill, should be the one to interview the downed Nazi General Hess?  Hess was the number three in power in Hitler’s Reich and presumably came to make a deal with their fellow Europeans.

      If that were the case, one would expect that the ultimate personification of evil, I will call him…. Percival Gotcha….why not?  He seems to have had so many names over the centuries…….logic dictates that he would have followed Crowley’s trail closely.  Crowley’s Temple Ordi Orientis is today identified with the Church of Satan, but according to Crowley it originated in Egypt.  Rudolf Hess grew up in Alexandria, Egypt.  That fits, but not playing a guitar like the rock stars and blues musicians who are alway selling their soul for a leg up. No the Devil would have to make another deal with Hess….perhaps as he did with Hitler in getting him to trade in his paint brush for canons and bombs.  Hess' hobby was flowers.  Specifically orchids.  Come to think of it their blossoms can look like bright bomb clusters against a carpet of green foliage.  Alister Crowley’s home on Loch Ness would eventually be sold to famous Led Zepplin guitarist.... ‘you need toolin’ baby and I ain't foolin…..on my stairway to heaven'…..Jimmy Page.   So far Page hasn’t gone down like the Zepplin Hindenberg, but whether he made a deal like Dylan’s with Percival Gotcha, he isn’t sayin’….and baby I ain’t playin.

     We know that Hitler’s top General, Heinrich Himmler, was an occultist and pagan policy worshipper.  Himmler found comfort in saluting the old Norse Gods of war and thunder, brutality and plunder.  Loving what is and remembering that Plato said "only the dead cease to experience war," Himmler and Goebels, Hitler’s propaganda minister, would use another famous German occultist, Hanns Heinz Ewers, to espouse the virtues and powers of the brutal German Nazi State.  Ewers would put his occultist persuasions to work touting the German war hero and writer of the Nazi National Anthem, Horst Wessel while Christopher Isherwood wrote about the decadence of Nazi Germany through the eyes of a Norse masochist named Mr. Norris whose stories would inform the popular film Cabaret.  Norris was a crumby Communist, not a Nazi Fascist thus throwing the suspicion of his Godlessness left instead of right.
      It was during this same time that U.S. Marine Corp General Smedley Butler would reveal the American German Bund's proposed overthrow of the U.S. government with him as the leading military officer.  Butler explained how he felt like the local church pastor preaching weekly about truth, justice and love, but owing his allegiance to the Wormwood of a demon hanging from the church's ornate and expensive rafters.  Butler's story would be ratified by John Rogge's testimony, the U.S. Justice Department's chief investigator on the plot before he was unceremoniously fired by "Mr. Savage" of the FBI who said he represented the U.S. State Department.

     Much has been made of the fact that the United States under the direction of our CIA Director, Allen Dulles, imported some of the sharpest knives from the Nazi kitchen after the war to help us combat the Godless Russians.  It was perceived as a type of back-burning used to snuff out forest fires.  Use evil against evil, or so the logic goes.  Jesus avoided such deal making as feudal, but Dulles dropped most of the former Storm Troopers into San Antonio, Texas in a secret operation called "Paperclip".
     “Those who play with fire get burned,” Mary surely told Jesus as a boy.

     So is the United States’ sad state today the result of playing with fire or have we always been so inclined?  In the United States the Temple of Set or the Church of Satan was headed in the 60’s and 70’s by San Francisco occultist, Anton LeVay and Col Michael Aquino.  LeVay did not demonstrate against the Vietnam War like the flower children of Haight Ashbury.   He was eclipsed by the Presidio's Col. Michael Aquino, who according to figures in the child pedophilia case called The Franklin Coverup, was delivering suitcases of money to the Iran-Contra network while Mrs. Reagan consulted her astrologer to help keep her husband Ronnie, the President, out of harm’s way.   If Ronnie played a guitar, he wasn’t good enough to find himself at a crossroads or on a stairway to heaven as a music rock star, but rather as a political one.  A Republican of the right his handlers from Yale sipped mushroom soup out of a skull with a bone handled spoon and kept Ronnie in the semi-dark delivering fresh clusters of shrooms.    It doesn’t appear, however, that Percival Gotcha has a particular political persuasion or party.  He seems willing to create mischief at all points on the compass rose and will use whatever temptations he can find to entice a soul to sell itself into slavery.

     The U.S. Army's Col. Michael Aquino, a celebrated Green Beret, was succeeded first by a Texan named Dunn and then by a Texas academic who translated the work of Hanns Heinz Ewers from German to English, Stephen Edred Flowers who sometimes goes by the name Edred Thorsson. Flowers chronicles his dark ascent in Black Runa (1995).  Both Dunn and Flowers were Magister Templi IV, the Temple's Grand Master and the same title as Aquino who retired in 1996. Flowers, from Austin,  is a professor in the Austin Community College system where the favorite city saying is "keep Austin weird!"

     Anton LeVay’s widow married the U.S. Government’s self-proclaimed expert on the Franklin Coverup, former Special Agent in charge of the FBI offices in Dallas and Los Angeles, Theodore “Ted” Gunderson.  Mrs. LeVay reportedly divorced Gunderson after two weeks.  Gunderson apparently didn't have the correct doctrine of the separation of church....or coven.... and state.
     Gunderson had immersed himself in not only the Franklin Coverup but also the Presidio child molestation case involving Col. Michael Aquino and the CIA's clandestine drug operations exposed by San Jose Mercury News reporter, Gary Webb.  Gunderson provided help for the mother of Johnny Gosch who was abducted in Iowa while on his paper route in the 1980's.  

     Willie Nelson and Toby Keith have not been seen anywhere near the Lukenbach region where Willie and Toby, if not Waylon and the boys, were supposedly lifting their glasses against the evil forces there, nor are they saying whether or not they made any deals like those reported by Bob Dylan and others.  Of course the troublesome Comanche Indians of Texas, in a form of cultural back-flash-firing, were subdued by the militant German Immigrants who by in large came from the Hessian armies employed by the British to subjugate the American colonists and who after the American Revolution found the East Coast to be inhospitable.  Those German Lukenbachians who left their four car garages and converted to Christianity were mostly stoic, tongue-tied, German Lutherans....and many Roman Catholics.... who loved Mel Gibson's brutal Passion of the Christ and his father's Holocaust denying beliefs.  Though they never knew that Gibson's movie distributor, Regal Cinemas, was purchased by the George W. Bush privatized, Austin-based, University of Texas' multi-billion dollar, UTIMCO investment fund nor that Mel's mother and sister lived in oil rich Houston.
     Out on the frontier it is easier to cut deals with anyone, as Jesus learned after 40 days, or to revert to their pagan gods and golden calves. It appears that it is  far too soon to be buying whiskey for the men much less beer for the horses.

New Plan For Conversion of US Dollar To Gold Standard Gaining Steam

Economist Says Plan Not Totally Wacky

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

     With Ron Paul and other Presidential candidates considering the conversion of the US monetary policy from it current Keynesian model to the gold standard, the American Garment Workers Union sees an opportunity for full employment among it dwindling ranks.

     According to Fleishman Z. Bronfmandorf, Chief Economist at the Bronfmandorf Institute in Vienna, Austria the shift to gold-backed currency is an idea whose time has returned.  "This return to the gold standard will help the American Garment Workers to return to work with jobs secured by America's wealthiest industrialists, gold hoarders and other gold patrons," said Bronfmandorf.

     "At $1500 per ounce of gold, a dollar's worth of gold is about the size of less than a half to three-quarters of a grain of rice.  Put another way, that $1500 ounce of gold is about the size of a U.S. Quarter.  Divide that Quarter into 1500 equal parts and you have your dollar's worth of gold.  When that sliver of gold is pressed into a thin ribbon and sewn into a dollar bill, you have effectively returned to the gold standard and reemployed our garment workers whose jobs have all but gone to India, Indonesia and China. As goes the U.S., so goes the world.  Others will be converting their currency to gold. They'll get millions more employed on their own sewing machines."

     I asked Bronfmandorf what was to keep people from stripping the ribbon out of the dollar bill, pocketing the gold and passing the ribbon-less paper.  "Nothing," he said.  "That effectively reverts the dollar to what it is....a piece of paper. If you don't see the ribbon, it's not a dollar.  Here in the States you'd have to have the same security procedures that protects the U.S. Mints.  More importantly is the bench mark value of the dollar.  If you put a dollar's worth of gold in the bill today and the price of gold drops to the 1970 price, you will need 45-50 dollars to equal the one.  We recommend a world-wide recall of all dollars.  People are asked to strip the gold out of their bills and to have it sewn back into new benchmark dollars, sewn by the World-Wide Federation of Goldback Stitchers....the name of our new international union.  Putting the gold in the bill means that you're not carrying 'Green Backs' but 'Gold Backs' and you've effectively cut out the middleman....the U.S. Government....which has a 9% trust level anyway.  Would you bank with a banker that has 91% unfavorable grades?  You might as well give your money to Al Capone or John Gotti," said Bronfmandorf.

"Or to Goldman Sacks or Merrill Lynch?" I asked.  "God, almighty that would be worse.  Remember that the media diva, Martha Stewart, went to jail for six months for insider trading.  And if she was getting rigged information on a $50,000 investment from her Merrill Lynch broker when she's worth $600 million you can imagine what kind of protection you'll get.  You'll get jack squat and be living in a trailer down by the river," said Bronfmandorf.

"Couldn't other nations just convert their currency to ours strip out the gold and sew it back into theirs?" I asked.

"Sure could," he said, "but what's the point? They'll still have to wrestle out of your hand.  Especially if we tell 'em we'll kick their ass if they do.  We'll start with reductions in aide and then military action which is the only legitimate reason to have a government in the first place."

Bronfmandorf believes that the new dollar should become the standard for US monetary policy and that larger bills should not be made.  "A hundred dollar bill would need to have about 50 grains of rice in it and that's too much.  Plus with only $1 bills being made the garment workers will keep at full employment for ever.  It's also harder for drug lords to smuggle the money out of the country when it is in $1 bills."

I asked why machines couldn't insert the gold ribbon and bypass the need for garment workers to hand sew the bills.  "For the same reason that Gandhi wanted people in India to boycott English cotton mills back in Great Britain and spin their own cloth," said Bronfmandorf.  "Wealth was meant to be spread around like sunshine or air.  Who owned the gold and silver mines before the mining moguls?  And just because you can dig and smelt metal, what gives you the right to claim it as totally your own without giving something back?" asked Bronfmandorf.

"Metallurgists can make gold bars and gun barrels," I suggested quoting Kyle Bass the short-selling gold hoarder who said he's telling his mother to invest in "guns and gold."

"Yea, and it always comes down to that doesn't it?  If that's the case why doesn't the world just go on a new Yellow Cake Uranium Standard," said Bronfmandorf.  "Let the smoking gun be a mushroom cloud and get it all over with."

"Because it really is already on that standard," said Bronfmandorf.  "There are those who admit it and those who don't.  It's just damn hard to sew a strip of enriched uranium into a dollar bill."

BattlePlan Productions and Screen Gems To Shoot Straw Dogs III and IV

Rod Lurie and David Zelag Goodman Not Yet Signed As Directors

     With the success of the remake of Sam Peckinpah’s 1970’s violent hit movie, Staw Dogs, BattlePlan Productions and Screen Gems is planning a Straw Dogs III and IV.  

     “Straw Dogs II took liberties with the original script, placing the screen writer David Sumners not in rural England, but in the Mississippi town of Blackwater.  Blackwater links to images of the renegade North Carolina security group of Erik Prince and with David Sumners writing a story about the life of Nikita Kruschev, Premier of the old Soviet Union, Sumners makes Kruchev a friend of Yuri, a hero of the Battle of Stalingrad during World War II.  Placing this Northerner in the middle of Mississippi is like dropping Mr. and Mrs. Sumners into Georgia in the equally violent and successful movie, Deliverance,” said spokesperson for Screen Gems, Pearl Garnett.  Garnettt admitted that placing Communists against Nazis helped to intensify the script.  "We rejected the original script that had Obama Democrats fighting with Tea Party Republicans," said Garnett, "but the edginess of the plot is still its best quality."

     “Straw Dogs III will be set in South Chicago where David Sumners is a light skinned African American from Jackson, Mississippi who has married a very dark skinned model and ex-cheerleader from South Chicago High School.  Her ex-boyfriend, who is even darker than she is, plays the part of the antagonist,” said Garnett.

     Admittedly, the script had to be changed significantly.   For example, the ex-boyfriend is not delivered a fatal blow with a bear trap, but his head is cut off by Sumners with a pair of his deceased father-in-law’s hedge clippers which he used in his work at Soldiers Field.

     “In Straw Dogs IV, David Sumners is a Sephardic Jew who immigrates to Israel from Egypt with his Reformed Jewish wife, Ruth.    Ruth’s ex-boyfriend, an Orthodox Jew from Queens has followed her to Israel at the same time with his mob buddies to muscle in on Sumner’s deceased father-in-law’s business…a Middle Eastern Import-Export business that handles the ‘Jaws of Life’ used by firemen to extract crash victims from automobiles,” said Garnett.  "In both versions III and IV the part of Jeremy Niles, the mentally retarded man who has long been accused of taking advantage of young girls is proven by his lawyer to have been the victim of a rare form of Brazil Nut addiction which pumped up his testosterone to levels that trigger his uncontrollable sexual desires.  Niles' character sues health guru Timothy Ferriss for his advice to men to 'eat more Brazil Nuts,'" said Garnett.  "In the end Niles is fully exhonerated."

     “So in Straw Dogs IV Sumners cuts off the ex-boyfriend’s head with the ‘Jaws of Life?”  I asked.

     “Now, if I told you that it would ruin the story wouldn’t it?” said Garnett.

B4U-ACT, DSM and DR. FRED BERLIN

Johns Hopkins Pedaling Backwards Over Pedophilia Conference

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

      This August, prior to the Sandusky scandal at Penn State, Johns Hopkins University held a conference in Baltimore with keynote speaker, Dr. Fred Berlin, the director of the Johns Hopkins’ Sexual Behavior Consultation Unit which is seeking to decriminalize pedophilia.  Criticism of the event was so universal that Johns Hopkins issued a statement seeking to control the damage.  It read:

"Statement regarding Johns Hopkins faculty member’s participation in Aug. 17 B4U-ACT conference

     There has been significant misinformation circulating about Fred Berlin, M.D., Ph.D., director of Johns Hopkins’ Sexual Behavior Consultation Unit, and his recent participation at a conference in Baltimore.

     As an international expert in sexual disorders, Dr. Berlin speaks routinely at conferences in his role as an individual and as an expert in these matters. In this role, Dr. Berlin speaks for himself, and not as a representative of Johns Hopkins. Dr. Berlin is unequivocally opposed to any sexual actions between adults and children. In no way does he advocate pedophilia, but rather he believes in getting appropriate help for people attracted to minors in order to prevent them from acting on their impulses. He argues that a distinction should and must be made between individuals with pedophilia who act on their attractions and those who are attracted to minors but refrain from acting on their predilections.

     Dr. Berlin believes much of the information reported about the conference has been significantly distorted. Statements made by others in attendance should not be construed as representing the views of Dr. Berlin or Johns Hopkins. He was very clear in his remarks to all who were in attendance how important it is to make every possible effort to prevent the sexual abuse of children."

     Dr. Botalio Z. Zumafomalo of the Institute for the Study of Subjugation of Cultures, believes that pedophilia, like rape and other forms of deviate sexual oppression is a tool of one culture used to subjugate another.  “We have seen it time and again in many different cultures across the globe.  Pedophilia like rape is a tool of intimidation and control. It is nowhere more clearly seen than in the Penn State and Franklin Coverup scandals, but the underlying motives prompting these absurd behaviors are clearly related,” said Dr. Zumafomalo.

     A recovered pedophile himself, Zumafomalo,  a citizen of Zanzibar, Africa, said “I was not fully recovered until I was sentenced to run a gauntlet of my victims.  They whipped me with flogging tools that ripped my skin and delivered the pain that I was seeking to begin with through my deviant actions.  At first it felt good and I rejoiced in the pain, but after three hours of flogging I came to my senses.  Is this condition a mental disorder?   You have to look long and hard to find any culture that embraces it historically.  I perceived myself as weak and powerless and I needed to control little people to feel that I was important.  Beneath my hardened exterior was a little weasel of a wimpy person who felt like a worm,” he said.

     Zumafamalo believes that Baltimore, Maryland is a center of American cultural imperialistic visioning as evidenced by its links to the Westward subjugation of America’s indigenous peoples.  He admits that this is not unique to the United States, but to all cultures that seek to subjugate another.

     “When the Texas Revolution was in full swing the Indian fighter, newspaper man, historian and politician, John Henry Brown, appealed to the Roman Catholic Bishops of Baltimore to send English speaking Roman Catholic priests to the region to help keep the Spanish speaking population from converting the poor Irish settlers to the Mexican side.  And who did the Bishops send?  The same ones they send today.  The exiled pedophile priests who would say….”give me a boy until he’s seven and he’s mine for the rest of his life,” said Zumafamalo.

      Zumafamalo believes that Penn State coach Joe Paterno’s connections to Brown University have a direct link to the Baltimore Catholic Bishops, to Johns Hopkins, to the family of Alexander Brown of Brown Brothers Harriman who would employ Prescott Bush, father of George Herbert Walker Bush, to the imperialism and militarism instilled in the American Military Industrialist Complex.  Brown and Root, KBR and other suppressive and expansionist organizations that date back to the early development of the United States are part of this senario.  “This is part of the problem that President Dwight D. Eisenhower warned against and that General Smedley Butler faced head on with his book War is A Racket,” said Zumafamalo.

     Zumafamalo pointed out that Baltimore was the staging site for the test case in the Fugitive Slave Laws with the capture of James Hamlet who worked at Baltimore’s Brown owned Merchants’ Shot Tower making musket balls for the Browns.   “That, too, was about oppression,” said Zumafamalo noting that historians have completely avoided showing  "the connection between radical abolitionist John Brown and Alexander Brown of Baltimore and progenitor of the 'National City Bank Boys' that Smedley Butler refused to shower with after spending years as their goon," said Zumafamalo.

     Zumafamalo noted that the Penn State scandal and Franklin Coverup scandal in Omaha go straight to the heart of the bigger problem.  “This past summer 37 Roman Catholic priests were identified as pedophiles in the Philadelphia diocese.  In the 1840’s they’d have been sent to the frontier as agents of culture subjugation, domination and change and there are obviously some in the dominant culture who still value and protect this practice or we would not have had the Penn State and Omaha scandals,” said Zumafamalo who noted that as long as the victimizers deliver a winning team....church, school or nation....people deny the problem exists.  "I think that the establishment of a world-wide law against child abuse is impossible.  Has a law against rape abolished rape?  Running the gauntlet, however, is a part of the healing process if the pedophile survives it," said Zumafamalo.

Ron Paul's Newsletters

Libertarians, Koch Brothers, The Austrian School and The Evolution of the Paddlefish

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

       Scientists looking for a link between  fish and mammals focused on a 365 million year old fish fossil with a flat head, eyes on top of the skull and left and right lower fins.  A modern living ancestor was determined to be the fresh water Paddlefish found in the Mississippi River.   While the first amphibians have been theorized to be the progenitors of all future mammals, those that remained in the rivers remained fish.  The Paddlefish eat each other.

     Sadly, so will mammals.   Enter the curious case of Dr. Ron Paul and recent criticism that newsletters accredited to him from 1980’s and 90’s make vicious racial attacks on minority groups. 

     Paul claims that he did not write the letters and that their words are taken out of context, leaving critics to question “in what context would these words ever be proper?”

     While Ron Paul will not reveal who authored the letters, many speculate that it was his associate Lew Rockwell.  This led others to question if Lew Rockwell, a student of the Austrian School of economic theory is related to George Lincoln Rockwell, a key leader of the American Nazi Party.  While those possible connections are difficult to establish, Llewellyn Harrison “Lew” Rockwell’s connection to the Taft Republicans through his father is not.  During the run up to Pearl Harbor, Taft Republicans were non-interventionists.  Meaning that that they did not favor American involvement in opposing Hitler, Musolini and Hirohito.  As students at the Yale Political Union at Alphonso and William Howard Taft’s Yale University hotly debated this question in the fall of 1940, Hitler’s American oil agent.William Rhodes Davis, supplied Hitler’s war machinery the fuel it needed to ravage Europe with exports from Brownsville, Texas to the Koch built refineries in Germany.  William Rhodes Davis' son, Gray Davis, the recalled Governor of California was recalled partly because of his connection to the Enron rape and cannibalization of California by Ken Lay.  Lay, Enron's CEO, was once considered to be George Walker Bush's first choice for Energy Czar and a staunch defender of "deregulation"....another primal value for a Libertarian feeding frenzy?

     In recent years the Koch family has distanced itself from Lew Rockwell, but it cannot distance itself from Rand Paul and his involvement in the Tea Party nor from Ron Paul whose Congressional district is the bastian of Kock-owned petro-chemical refineries along the Texas Gulf Coast.  The evolution of the Keystone Pipeline and Payroll Tax Cut Bill in Congress is informed by this interesting and troublesome web of connections.  Those same connections include the Taft family connections to the American German Bund coup-group of Henry Ford, Harvey Firestone, Charles Lindberg and others who sought out General Smedley Butler to lead a 1930's overthrow of FDR.

     Paddlefish prefer no intervention.  There is no governor in them that restricts their cannibalistic desires and they like it that way.  So it may be with the underlying motives that support the radical Laisse Faire philosophy of modern American Libertarianism.  Behind the projected Libertarian veil may be a lurking fascist leviathan.  Future Republican debates should focus on this question, but sadly the Republican candidates will not raise the question without fear of offending the darker elements in their support base.
     The panel of questioners need to include someone with the fortitude of former Iraqi Ambassador Joe Wilson who might ask...."if your guys were non-interventionist with respect to Hitler, why were you interventionists with respect to the fully contained Saddam Hussein?  What did Saddam have that Hitler didn't?  Could it be OIL?"

Keystone Pipeline Is At Cushing Crossroads

President’s Tax Cut At Cushing’s Crossroads

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

      With trust levels for Congress reaching an all-time low of 9% Americans are asking “what are these kindergartners doing  fighting over a $1,000 per year tax cut on payroll taxes?"

     Answer:  According to John Walker Brown Cushing from Boston, Massachusetts “the oil barons who use to route oil through the gatekeeper-pipeline at Cushing, Oklahoma with oil moving from Texas oil fields to refineries in Houston and back to the metropolitan centers on the East and West Coasts, the political log-jam is because the apples and oranges bill of payroll tax cut is married to the Keystone Pipeline approval.  This will insure that the Republican oil barons continue in power financially while Obama’s tax cuts will buy him votes in the next election.

     America’s power elites have always included the Cushings whose fortunes like that of the founder of AIG Insurance….Cornelius Vander Starr, or the Forbes, Peabodys, Roosevelts, Russells, Browns, Tafts and others was through the China Trade…..opium.  From their shipping, transportation, whaling and other enterprises they diversified into petroleum  and weapons production.  This is no more clearly seen than in the crossroads of the oil pipelines at Cushing, Oklahoma.  Up until OPEC’s shipments replaced the flow through Cushing with tankers from the Persian Gulf, Cushing was the U.S. oil supply benchmark price setter.  Now it sits in the same cat-bird seat thanks to new oil supplies from Alaska, Canada and the US. Northwest.

     “It's a classic standoff between a populace position and an elitist one that favors the wealthy oil companies and their predominantly Republican leadership,” said oil sector analyst Sidney Blumentiski.  “Obama forgets that to cut the payroll tax may backlash on him if it increases Social Security’s debt problems and lends credence to jettisoning the entire Social Security program because of future short falls.  The oil barons won’t care since the new oil flowing through Keystone Pipeline reestablishes their dominance....not from Texas fields or even OPEC suppliers, but from new supplies in Alaska and Canada pumped through Cushing and the Keystone through Houston to the cities of the East and West Coasts.     The Keystone-Tax Cut Bill is a Platypus of a bill.  It will help Obama appear to be a champion of the little guys in the short run and keep the oil boys in power at the same time. From there they will demand that Social Security be privatized.  Of course that will be after Obama is out of office.“

Joe Wilson's Testicles: Diplomacy Under The Microscope

Foreign Relations: 

Interview With Jean Baptiste Tartuffe

by Winsip Custer, CPW News Service

     The terms seems to betray the intent…an oxymoron;  Foreign: something distant, removed, unknown and unknowable.  Relations: social intercourse, interconnectedness, intimacy, relatedness.

     Jean Baptiste Tartuffe, world renowned author, lecturer and expert in the field of foreign relations and criteria for selecting  national ambassadors provided a rare look into this secretive process.  “Yes, in the past it has been about like the cloistered Cardinals in the Vatican selecting their Pope,” said Tartuffe.

     “In the past the primary determinant for selecting an ambassador is loyalty to the nation and a nation’s narrow self-interests, but of course, at any point in a nation’s political cycle, that loyalty may be more to an elected leaded, dictator, or monarch than to some overarching ethic or belief.  All of that is changing.  With the advent of the Internet and the crumbling national boundaries, leaders are less and less able to use the penultimate motive of ‘national self-interest’ as opposed to larger, broader and ultimately more humanitarian and civilized motives,” said Tartuffe.

     I asked Tartuffe if he could cite an example.  “Certainly, I can,” he said.  "In the past a President might decide on an ambassador for, let’s say a Scandinavian nation, Sweden.  Sweden is a good example.  Sweden being a highly homogeneous society, I might be expected as President to select someone who is from  that same culture and homogeneity.  So I discover that the King of Sweden is a Mason.  I select a Mason of American-Swedish descent.  Everybody feels peachy, but there will be no great strides in the expansion of diversity and appreciation of cultural differenced in the process.  However, if I select Sally Hemming’s great great great granddaughter, who is neither a Mason nor blonde, I will have made a serious political and philosophical statement, but I wouldn't consider Tiger Wood for Ambassador of any Scandinavian nation.  That would be especially problematic even if he was half Fin instead of oriental," said Tartuffe.

     Tarfuffe believes that the appointment of a political official in the foreign service corp should make overarching statements of grand and universal significance.  “Otherwise, let’s say I’m Bill Clinton and I appoint as Ambassador to Norway, Robert Norris, from Hope Arkansas, because he’s a Mason, like the king of Norway and blonde, blue-eyed and happens to own the hardware store in Hope where Clinton’s cousin is employed.  Immediately, the appointment is tainted with narrow cronyism and nepotism.  You can see that can’t you?” he asked.

     “Take a Central American Ambassador.  Central America has a long history of being a feudalistic playground for American misadventure dating back to the filibustering attempts of William Walker in the 1800’s and of the Portugese and Spanish before that.  If I’m President George Herbert Walker Bush or George Walker Bush and I appoint David Walker of the Treasury Department as the new Ambassador to El Salvador, I might shoot my nation in the foot.  It might be read by the very nation that I’m trying to bring democracy and understanding to that I have them in my sights for more misadventure,” said Tartuffe.  “However, if I appointed an honest, hard-working American immigrant with an El Salvadorian background as my Ambassador, I will earn trust.  The question also has to do with the power resources of the very nation for which I am selecting a representative.  The more powerful the nation, the more lowly the Ambassador should be.  Russia at the height of the Cold War, should have had an Ambassador like Igor Romanovsky.”

     I asked Tartuffe “who is Igor Romanovsky?”  He owns a small but successful plumbing company in Queens,” said Tartuffe.  “But he’s living the American dream as a free market capitalist and with his experience in climbing underneath foundations and in walls he could have helped debug the U.S. Embassy in Moscow,” said Tartuffe.

     I asked Tartuffe if there was anyone that he felt has really stood out as a great example of U.S. diplomacy in the last 100 years.  “Yes, Joe Wilson,” he said.  “The Interim Ambassador to Iraq?” I asked.  “The one who said that there had been no yellow cake uranium imported by Saddam Hussein from Niger as justification for George W. Bush’s war with Iraq?  The one responsible for the conviction of Scooter Libby?" I said.

     “Yes, Valerie Plame’s husband,” said Tarfuffe.  “Nobody has bigger balls in the foreign service in the last 100 years than Joe Wilson.  In fact, I propose that a giant memorial.....The Joe Wilson Memorial for Excellence in Foreign Service....perhaps a giant casting of his dangling testicles....be placed somewhere near the Lincoln Memorial.  His witness and testimony shows just how entrenched is the attitude of narrow, limited and self-serving political appointments and the expectation that foreign service officials are powerless nannies serving whatever idiot happens to be sitting on top of the most powerful nation in the world at any moment.  Wilson didn’t play their game, but he served the greater ethic…the one that the shrinking world must become serious about serving or destroy itself,” said Tartuffe.

       "Did you like the fact that Joe Wilson was played in the film Fair Game by actor Sean Penn, who has repeatedly aligned himself with far left causes and has visited the Venezuelan dictator?" I asked.

      "Sean Penn is a fine actor, but who knows how warped his years with Madonna has made him?  In years past I would have had John Wayne, Charleton Heston or maybe Robert Mitchum play that part, but the facts of the story is what counts and the conviction of Libby clarifies the sad reality associated with a President's limited vision," said Tartuffe. "Wilson and his wife are still galactic heroes," Tartuffe concluded.

Aspen Institute Crown Award Called Sham

OCCUPY WALL STREETERS PICKET ASPEN INSTITUTE

Demand Conservative Institute Recall Crown Award

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

     Citing what they call “shameful propaganda of the Nazi-kind”, Gerald C. Jones, an Occupy Wall Street organizer stood before his group of about 100 protesters demanding that the Aspen Institute recall the Crown Award that was given to health guru, Timothy Ferriss.

     “This guy must be working for the  American Brazil nut companies or United Fruit or something,” said Jones who admitted that he has leaned toward the Occupy Wall Streeters sentiments ever since he was a kid and heard the slogan “keeping up with the Jones”. 

     “If people were trying to keep up with me they’d wake up and quit believing the BS that they gobble down like turkeys eating chicken-feed the day before Thanksgiving when they’re heads are chopped off.  Wall Street and Madison Avenue, not to mention their puppets in Washington D.C., take us as fools.  If you believe what they are selling you are all idiots and this awarding of their Crown Award is proof of this sad fact,” said Jones.
     Jones explained how the Occupy Wall Street organization is about helping ordinary people and that the peoples' institutions have turned on them like an immunue difficiency disease.  "That's actually a very good analogy of what is happening in America.  Our basic, most trusted institutions have turned on us and are seeking to devour their own.....from Ivy League colleges where ten year old boys are treated as sex slaves and the facts of their enslavement are denied and consealed, to our sports teams becoming petrie dishes for steroid abuse and denial.... to our hospitals and healthcare providers receiving multi-million-dollar fraud fines.... to our President cooking intelligence reports to justify an invasion of an offensive nature."

     Jones noted the detrimental reports of the best-selling author, Tim Ferriss, whose book The 4-Hour Body has put him in the spotlight, but who was shown to be less perceptive than a Jacksonville, Florida seventh grader.

     “In addition, Mr. Ferris is forever dropping the names of rich smucks who manipulate people’s perceptions and sell snake oil as legitimate products.   Take his reference to Spectracell on The View,” said Jones noting that the science of nutrition is like a "tarot card" of speculation that falls outside the jurisdiction of American medicine which is itself riddled by the HealthSouth, Columbia/HCA, United Health Group and other embarassments.  "Ferriss says that Spectracell tested his testosterone levels and concluded that his was low.  Then he links this test to his decision  to eat more Brazil nuts.  I don’t know for sure, but I suspect that United Fruit and other U.S. companies had found their banana crops in South American were being overtaken by bananas from other regions and shifted their emphasis toward Brazil nuts.  Spectracell, which Ferriss says on The View is big in U.S. sports, is headed by William B. “Chip” Stanberry, a 1966 classmate of fellow Yale Skull & Bonesman, Senator John Kerry,” said Jones.  Before that Stanberry was with Hycell which was bought out by the pharmaceutical giant Roche and we have all heard about their difficulties.  Stanberry is a major investor in Houston Partners Inc. whose fellow partner, Harvard H. Hill, was indicted for mail fraud in July , 2011, “ said Jones.  From 1986-1991 Stanberry was with OmniMed whose CEO, Harry G. Barnes, was Ambassador to Chile and some say provided both resistance to and cover for the U.S. involvement with Chile’s ruthless dictator, Augusto Pinochet,” said Jones.  "You have only to look a The Aspen Institute's leadership to put two and two together," said Jones a distant relative of American military hero John Paul Jones.
     "On the Aspen Institute board of directors' are people who would try to control anything.  Brazil nuts are actually used as a form of currency in Brazil.  Maybe it's Kyle Bass trying to control the currency there like he does with the dollar and gold here while betting on the nation's decline as he makes money by short selling.  Well don't ever sell us short," said Jones.

Will Tim Ferriss' Egg Peeling Method Shell Out Big Bucks to NY Eatery?

New York Restaurant Spread Hepatitis Using Timothy Ferriss' Egg Peeling Method

Health Department Closes Lower East Side Eatery

By Winsip Custer

Tim Ferriss' egg peeling demo.

     “I thought the eggs looked so pretty on our salad buffet,” said the owner of The All-American Eatery, Indi Yamahtari.  “I didn’t think that there could be any harm to blowing the eggs out of their shells and I certainly didn’t think that Farwhazzad had hepatitis."

     Mrs. Yamahtari had used a training video on YouTube by best-selling author of The 4-Hour Body, Tim Ferris, on how to blow a perfect egg out its shell every time.  “Mr. Ferriss says that he did research and that 'with a hat tip to Dr. Michael Eades' he came up with this egg blowing method. I trusted that it was okay.  Dr. Eades and his wife from Hot Springs, Arkansas haven't promoted a visit to the old Hot Springs for a dip in their healing waters.  I took that as a good sign since Hot Springs never lived up to the hype of their miraculous powers, but the Eades are cited by Ferriss in his book for recommending four 'bleedings' per year.  Curative bleedings through donations instead of using leeches, " said Mrs. Yamahtari.   "What neither Ferriss nor Eades say is that you damn well better not use this egg blowing method in a restaurant where other people are eating your eggs or you could spread disease," said Mrs.Yamahtari.     Yamahtari discovered that Ferriss' egg blowing tip was on the Internet as far back as September 11, 2007 demonstrated by another egg blower, preceeding Ferriss' video by 11 months.  "Ferriss hyped his egg blowing idea by saying it was researched by a doctor adding to his culpability," said Mrs. Yamahtari who spoke with the U.S. National Egg Blowing Champion, Vernon Hayes Clampitt.  Clampitt from Rooster Tail, West Virginia said  "Shucks, we'z bin blowin' them thar eggs like that there for 'bout two hunnered yeers," said Clampitt. "Yep, till we realized that the diptheria was spreadin' thru Aunt Myrtles' egg salad and mayonnaise.  It tasted good goin' down, but yur dang tongue swoled up like a big fat water moccasin," he said.

     Yamahtari’s attorney, Liev Leberman, said that the loss of revenue for the “weeks of my client’s closed restaurant as well as the pain and suffering of  my client’s mental and emotional anguish is about $7.5 million dollars.  "We are planning a suit against Mr. Ferriss and Dr. Eades," said Leberman.

    Meanwhile, other attorneys for the families of those contracting the hepatitis from Farwhazzad could not be contacted.  Farwhazzad was unavailable for comment while undergoing treatment.

   “Mr. Ferriss was given a  Crown Award from the Aspen Institute.  Mr. Crown was the founder of General Dynamics Corporation.  Shouldn’t I expect that they know what the hell they are talking about?  And I’m quitting the Tea Party since David Koch is on the board of the Aspen Institute!” said Mrs. Yamahtari.

The 4-Hour Body, Tim Ferriss, The Koch Brother and the Aspen Institute

The Four Hour Body of Babble:  Is Tim Ferris Smarter Than A 7^th Grader?

Best Selling Author Isn’t According to Florida Student’s Teacher

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

     While sick and at home from school on Friday, January 11, 2011, 7^th Grader, Billy Wilson, of Jacksonville, Florida was watching the ABC daytime series, The View.   Best-selling author of The 4-Hour Body, Tim Ferris, was explaining to Barbara Walters and Sherri Shepherd a number of life saving and health-extending tips.   Among them were the notion that for men to increase their diet of Brazil Nuts would also increase male sexual functioning and that for men to increase their regular donations of blood would help rid their bodies of contaminants and extend their lives.    Ferris explained that women’s bodies expel blood naturally through menstruation.

     Billy’s sixteen year old brother, Jimmy, was sick at home, too, and commented that he hated Brazil Nuts.  “They are tasteless and look like Gramma’s toes,” said Jimmy.  Billy asked Jimmy how much blood they would have to give to keep up with their 14-year-old sister, Becky.   Jimmy told him that he didn’t know.  Billy researched average blood loss for women during menstruation and learned that it was, on average, 35 milligrams or about 4-6 tablespoons per month.  Billy asked Jimmy if it was true that their semen ejaculations were really a form of blood and “didn’t they use to bleed people in ancient times to expel demons?”  “Yea, that’s right” said Jimmy.

     “So if I want to live as long as Becky I need to eat a lot of Brazil Nuts and that will increase my testosterone.  Will it also increase my semen?” asked Billy.  “I don’t know,” said Jimmy.  Measuring their average semen ejaculations the boys discovered that they expelled about three tablespoons per ejaculation.  Calculating a minimum of one ejaculation per day Billy said “but sometimes it’s a lot more."    Billy continued... “I  estimated that boys expel a minimum of about 21 tablespoons per week, 84 tablespoons per month and 1095 tablespoons per year surpassing Becky’s total by 1035 tablespoons.”
     "Yea," said Jimmy "and I read that men can ejaculate for thirty or forty years longer than women menstruate," causing Billy to question Tim Ferriss' advice even more.

Billy and Jimmy Wilson's
average semen per year.

     “I was fascinated with Billy’s perceptions,” said his science teacher, Wibur M. Peggers who said that Billy was always providing interesting insights even though he could be somewhat disruptive in class.  “But Billy presented his finding in a class project which he titled ‘Tim Ferriss Is Nuts’”, said Mr. Peggers.

     “When I learned that Tim Ferris had received a Crown Award from the Aspen Institute which is supported by petro-chemical giant David Koch of the Koch Brothers and a key supporter of the Tea Party I wondered ‘what other crap are we being sold that a 7^th grader can figure out for himself?” said Mr. Peggers.

Barbara Walters, Timmothy Ferris, Brazil Nuts and The 4-Hour Body

89 Year Old Botanist Swears To Sexual Power of Giant Brazil Nut

By Winsip Custer CPW News Service



Orinoco Botanist Gerhardt Grimister
with giant Lecythidaceae nut near
Colombia's Orinoco River

          Author of The 4-Hour Body , Timothy Ferriss, appeared on THE VIEW with Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg and friends touting the power of Brazil nuts in raising a man’s testosterone and hence his sexual prowess.  A copy of the program was sent to Gerhardt Grimister, who lives on the upper stretches of Colombia’s Orinoco River, by his sister from Albany, New York, Mrs. Alice Grimister Druell.  Grimister, a botanist and horticulturalist who specializes in the Lecythidaceae, the scientific name for the Brazil Nut, authored the definitive study on the relationship of Brazil nuts to human sexuality for the International Federation of Brazil Nut Growers.   He published  the research paper titled My Licentiousness is NOT Decaying: The Restorative Power of Lecythidaceae For Human Sexual Performance.  

     “When I saw Barbara Walter’s obvious passion for what Timothy Ferriss was saying about his own sexual performance as it has been enhanced by his passion for Brazil Nuts, I instantly thought of Gerhardt and the wonderful discoveries he has made on the Orinoco,” said Mrs. Druell.    “What Mr. Ferriss didn’t tell Barbara Walters about the added power of my brother’s giant Brazil Nuts is how they help not only men, but also women. I had to send him the video. Since it is Testosterone that gives women their sex drive, too, it’s as good for women as it is for men.  Fill a wife with hi-octane Brazil nuts, kick up there testosterone and a man doesn't even need Viagra.  Of course, that means that at some level men are really making love with themselves, but we've always known that and who cares when you're having fun,” said Mrs. Druell who admitted that since eating large quantities of Brazil nuts she finds that she is aroused not only between 1:00 and 1:30 on Mr. Ferriss’ clock-face schematic description of the female vagina, but also at 1:35-1:55 and occasionally at 12:00 o'clock high but only when she’s had three Margaritas.

     After several months of eating large quantities of Brazil Nuts from the local New York grocery stores and specialty shops, Brabara Walters admitted to no signficant changes in libido.  However, after a four day trip to Colombia to meet Grimister and to see the Grimister "Super Brazil Nuts" it is reported that she has told friends of the marvelous curative effects of the Grimister Brazil Nuts, but also lamented their small side effect.

Earth On Collision Course Without Radical Change

Stable World Environment Compared to Omelet

By Winsip Custer CPW News Service

     The world may not be our oyster much longer, but it is being compared to an egg, or more precisely, an omelet.

“That’s right, “ said Dr. Mito Hurimachi of the Society for A Stable World Environment of Kyoto, Japan.  Hurimachi and his team of researchers have determined that the single biggest factors in producing a stable world environment is carbon emissions and population growth.

     “Human beings are carbon based life forms.   The oil, coal and other products we use to produce energy are also carbon based and we have known for a long time that carbon emissions are like secondhand smoke to an asthmatic.  They make the planet sick.”

      Hurimachi’s team of environmental scientists have set benchmarks for reigning in the world’s carbon emissions.   “If you do not want to snuff out life on planet earth, then stop buying all this crap that you know will end up in a land fill and that takes massive amounts of carbon to create in the first place.  Eat your food raw.  Buy more sushi.   Cook with a solar mirror in your back yard and use rubbers, pills and other reliable birth control methods,” he said, “especially you Roman Catholics.”

     I asked why he specifically mentioned Roman Catholics and he said “they don’t practice reliable birth control and spitting out carbon based life forms at record clips is suicidal.”

     Hurimachi favors abortion as a means of birth control.  “It is not about a woman’s right to choose.  Our situation is critical.  By critical I mean dire.  Without an immediate change the earth will look like the Gobi  Desert or your American Death Valley in no time,”  said Hurimachi.

     “I suggest you consider a new image.  Think of the world as a nice fluffy omelet.   A three egg omlet that fits perfectly into your frying pan.  Anymore than three eggs and the pan will not hold it.  It will bubble up and run over the sides and onto the burners and start to smoke and catch fire.  That is planet earth.  We can have only so many eggs in our omelet or else we’re in deep doo-doo,” said Hurimachi.

     “What about life beginning at conception?” I asked.

     “Death begins at conception,” said Hurimachi.  “It is all in your point of view is it not?  Tell yourself ‘I must break a few eggs to make an omelet,’” said Hurimachi, "and those eggs that never even make to the frying pan?  Think of them as still in the refrigerator,” he concluded.

     Independent Roman Catholic Unitarian Bishop, Rene Des Charletes, of Lyon, France, said of Hurimachi’s advice is “problematic for many Roman Catholic Christians and some fundamentalist groups, but he has shown real guts in telling it like it is.  My church has found his views refreshing and we are substituting sushimi grade tuna in our eucharist once a month as a symbol of our solidarity,” said Des Charletes who admitted that this was a compromise between those who preferred sea weed salad and fried calamari.

     Hurimachi denies that his position on the Japanese National Association of Sushi Producers  and the Trojan Corporation as well as on four pharmaceutical companies producing morning after pills and Planned Parenthoood has in any way influenced his research.

Tax Bill Unites Frackin' Poets

Frackin’ Poets Award

By Winsip Custer CPW News Service

      With the advent of a pipeline bill attached to a payroll tax bill that has been derailed by a fractured Congress, the Franckin’ Poets Society of the Drill Hard and Here Association of Bridge Beau, Louisiana has conducted its first annual Frackin’ Poetry Contest.

     First Runner up and winner of the $1500 prize was Bodine Broussard whose entry, Carbon Dating, was said to “bring tears to the eyes of men and women-folk alike”

    This year’s winner of the $5,000 Frackin’ Poetry Contest Award was Jardine Bragg from Covington, Louisiana.  Jardine’s entry received eight out of ten of the judges’ votes.  “I thought it would be unanimous,” said Frenchy Clavenhagen the event organizer.

If I Had My Ruthers

By Jardine Bragg

If I had my ruthers I’d prefer no clean aquifers

and the pumpin’ of mud, Corexit and brine.

Let filters do now what nature did then

and sell 'em Kevin Costner's great find.

It’s lonely out in the wilderness amid the stars and the trees.

Where the antelopes roamed and I built that damn home with some logs and other debris.

Nature’s no friend when the wind starts to spin and the rocks start to roll down the mountain.

Go find a nice yard in a small urban shard with a bench and a little bird fountain.

And while you are at it, don’t have any kids.  They’ll grow up and make life confusin’.

And add a disaster to the plan of the Master who’s better off with your refusin’.

RUSSIAN UFO IS PUTIN ON THE RITZ CAMERA

Russian UFO is Big Brother's “Eye In The Sky”

By Winsip Custer CPW News Service

     A recent UFO incident at a political protest in Russia has proven to be Putin’s “Eye in the Sky” surveying the crowd with ritzy high definition facial recognition cameras.  “That kinky bastard,” said Vladimir Putin's cousin and national critic of the Russian strong man’s political tactics, Igor Nikitin.

     Nikitin’s fellow Russian, Vincent Petrov,  followed the UFO out of the demonstration area and answered Putin’s eavesdropping with his own brand of resistance.

Santini Christmas Card Outdone By Gruebers

White Christmas Greeting Goes Bacterial Then Viral
by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

     A family Christmas card by a South American mayor and his family went viral on the internet and provoked strong criticism of those wishing to maintain the spirit of Christmas and its traditional emphasis of "peace on earth, goodwill toward men."
     The Santini card featured a leopard attacking a gazelle which the family saw as a fitting symbol of the family's confessed Darwinian Christmas philosophy.
     Believing that they were in the running for the prize of "The Viral Spiral Award" in its "Christmas Cards" division, the Santinis were sadly eclipsed by the Gruebers from Boise, Idaho whose winning card is shown below.

Prosperity Depends on More Enrons

Radical Darwinian Constructionist Sees Hope In Unrestricted Markets

By Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Road To Future Prosperity Rests  With Mastering the Mastering Skills combined with Bietrag Kampf or Sacrificial Battling

     “My dog has no question about who is the 'Alpha Leader',” said Fritz Von Fescietz of the American Institute of Radical Redirectioning.   Speaking before the conservative business group Rechteckig  Tisch in Washington, D.C..  Von Fescietz outlined the streamlining needed in economic and political thought and policy that will keep the world on a track toward wealth and prosperity.

      “Deregulation of markets is essential to worldwide economic recovery,” said Von Fescietz.  “When you remove the ridiculous restraints that compel corporations to maintain artificial boundaries and limit their creative impulses you threaten to unhinge the natural order which science has long proven is based on Darwinian principles of evolution, adaptation and change.”

      Von Fescietz used the rise and fall of Enron as a good example of the principles he has espoused.  “Enron was a hub of evolutionary activity.  Freed from the gagging restraints of a sissified business environment supported by the nanny-state, Enron was freed to swing its sickle of radical redirectioning  with a flourish.  With the support and endorsement of what I call the ‘Alpha Masters’ the expendable little “Beta Drahtpuppes”….Ken Lay, Jeff Skilling, Rebecca Mark Jusbashe and others….were effective agents at weeding out of the collective gene pool the weaker elements.”

         According to Von Fescietz the process is best observed in the Enron connections to other corporations as they struggled to survive in what Von Fescietz called the “Alpha Master’s Mahlstrom Strudel”.

         “Enron envisioned selling not only oil and gas futures, but climate futures.   That effort was not realized to its full potential, even though Skilling thought he had sold a Kansas tornado to a group of Oklahoma farmers, but the control of water in developing countries was well on its way to a reality.  Azurix, now Exterran, a water purification company created by Enron with Rebecca Mark Jusbasche as its head, nearly controlled the entire nation of Bolivia’s water supply.  And I don’t mean short-term.  With the Mahlstrom Strudel ( or "Whirlwind Whirlwind") created by Enron’s Beta Drahtpuppes in Bolivia, they nearly controlled that nation’s entire water supply with Bolivians paying 20% of their annual incomes for water.  Imagine if an American making $50,000 a year was paying $10,000 per year for water.  Now that’s Darwinian principles at their best for the Alpha Meisters,” said Von Fescietz.  “Control the water spout and you can control Bolivia's enormous supply of Lithium which will be increasingly needed for electric car batteries.  Control the Lithium and you can control the electric car market and manage the rate of development of electric cars for maximum profitability for the Alpha Meisters and their oil supplies.”

        Von Fescietz explained that in California Enron used similar tactics to control that state’s electric grid.  “Few realized that California Governor, Gray Davis, is the son of William Rhodes Davis, a great American pioneer of Mahlstrom Strudel science.  Sometimes nature needs some help in catalyzing the field of evolutionary dynamics.  William Rhodes Davis sought to fuel the effects of the Alpha Meister’s catalyzing formulas.”

Von Fescietz noted that the Left panel of the Texas Lone Star flag was the
"Bonnie Blue Flag" of the Confederate States
of America and Texas was the front line for the recruiting of Beta Drahtpuppes for
the armies of William Walker who attempted to annex Central America.
 Central and South America was also a target of the Knight of the Golden Circle as a Caribbean
Golden Circle of slavery in the Western Hemisphere.

     I asked  Von Fescietz for clarification.  He explained that small companies like Capstone Turbine, Inc., a California manufacturer of gas turbine electric generators found a significant niche with the Mahlstrom Strudel of rolling brown outs created by Enron’s catalyzing formulas.  With the threat of rolling brown outs everyone was considering buying a generator for their back yard.  Boom.  Up shot Capstone’s stock value which the Alpha Meister's pocketed before general public determined that it was a Mahlstrom Strudel catalyzing tactic.  Similarly, when Azurix was capturing the water of the South American Beta Sklavins, the Bolivians, they needed water pumps to deliver their purified water which sucked 20% of the Bolivian Skavin’s income annually.  The primary pump provider was a company named Hanover.  In 1996, Enron invested $10,000,000 in Hanover and at the same time it extended Hanover a $100,000,000 line of credit.  This was well  before the 2001 Enron sacrificial Beitrag Kampf….gift battle and subsequent death.  Enron, and especially Ken Lay, a friend of George Walker Bush and once considered a candidate for Energy Czar,  went down like a Teutonic Knight fighting in a flurry of Mahlstrom Strudel for his Alpha Meister.   Then in 1997 when Hanover went public, Enron made a quick 30% return on its investment just like Capstone.   Enron was the perfect catalyst for relieving the California Beta Skavins of their assets.   Enron accelerated their inevitable descent into the Mahlstrom Strudel mix, “ Von Fescietz asserted. "Then came the untimely rescue by the recall of Gray Davis and failure of some of Enron's California Beta Skavins to stay focused on their Beitrag Kampf or sacrificial battling," said Von Fescietz citing a number of Enron whistleblowers who verified the "Mahlstrom Strudel" tactics to the same "misguided element of the U.S. government that kept Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame from being murdered like Col. Westhusing, Pat Tillman and others."

Von Fescietz was asked if the philosophy of "Mahlstrom Strudel" was a return of Nazi values as in Germany of the 1930's?

“This is 'Mahlstrom Strudel' for the sake of the Alpha Meisters,” said Von Fescietz tersely.  Von Fescietz considered the outing of CIA operatives, the cooking of U.S. intelligence information for the purposes of war in Iraq, prolonged occupation in Afghanistan well after the death of Osama Bin Laden and general arbitrary and capricious manouverings on the part of Alpha Masters as an essential element of Mahlstrom Strudel.   "Mahlstrom Strudel is simply a way to radically reconstruct reality for the sake of evolutionary change," said Von Fescietz.