Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Saturday, December 17, 2011

The 4-Hour Body, Tim Ferriss, The Koch Brother and the Aspen Institute

The Four Hour Body of Babble:  Is Tim Ferris Smarter Than A 7th Grader?
Best Selling Author Isn’t According to Florida Student’s Teacher
by Winsip Custer CPW News Service
     While sick and at home from school on Friday, January 11, 2011, 7th Grader, Billy Wilson, of Jacksonville, Florida was watching the ABC daytime series, The View.   Best-selling author of The 4-Hour Body, Tim Ferris, was explaining to Barbara Walters and Sherri Shepherd a number of life saving and health-extending tips.   Among them were the notion that for men to increase their diet of Brazil Nuts would also increase male sexual functioning and that for men to increase their regular donations of blood would help rid their bodies of contaminants and extend their lives.    Ferris explained that women’s bodies expel blood naturally through menstruation.
     Billy’s sixteen year old brother, Jimmy, was sick at home, too, and commented that he hated Brazil Nuts.  “They are tasteless and look like Gramma’s toes,” said Jimmy.  Billy asked Jimmy how much blood they would have to give to keep up with their 14-year-old sister, Becky.   Jimmy told him that he didn’t know.  Billy researched average blood loss for women during menstruation and learned that it was, on average, 35 milligrams or about 4-6 tablespoons per month.  Billy asked Jimmy if it was true that their semen ejaculations were really a form of blood and “didn’t they use to bleed people in ancient times to expel demons?”  “Yea, that’s right” said Jimmy.
     “So if I want to live as long as Becky I need to eat a lot of Brazil Nuts and that will increase my testosterone.  Will it also increase my semen?” asked Billy.  “I don’t know,” said Jimmy.  Measuring their average semen ejaculations the boys discovered that they expelled about three tablespoons per ejaculation.  Calculating a minimum of one ejaculation per day Billy said “but sometimes it’s a lot more."    Billy continued... “I  estimated that boys expel a minimum of about 21 tablespoons per week, 84 tablespoons per month and 1095 tablespoons per year surpassing Becky’s total by 1035 tablespoons.”
     "Yea," said Jimmy "and I read that men can ejaculate for thirty or forty years longer than women menstruate," causing Billy to question Tim Ferriss' advice even more.

Billy and Jimmy Wilson's
average semen per year.
     “I was fascinated with Billy’s perceptions,” said his science teacher, Wibur M. Peggers who said that Billy was always providing interesting insights even though he could be somewhat disruptive in class.  “But Billy presented his finding in a class project which he titled ‘Tim Ferriss Is Nuts’”, said Mr. Peggers.
     “When I learned that Tim Ferris had received a Crown Award from the Aspen Institute which is supported by petro-chemical giant David Koch of the Koch Brothers and a key supporter of the Tea Party I wondered ‘what other crap are we being sold that a 7th grader can figure out for himself?” said Mr. Peggers.

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