Barbara Walters, Timmothy Ferris, Brazil Nuts and The 4-Hour Body

89 Year Old Botanist Swears To Sexual Power of Giant Brazil Nut

By Winsip Custer CPW News Service



Orinoco Botanist Gerhardt Grimister
with giant Lecythidaceae nut near
Colombia's Orinoco River

          Author of The 4-Hour Body , Timothy Ferriss, appeared on THE VIEW with Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg and friends touting the power of Brazil nuts in raising a man’s testosterone and hence his sexual prowess.  A copy of the program was sent to Gerhardt Grimister, who lives on the upper stretches of Colombia’s Orinoco River, by his sister from Albany, New York, Mrs. Alice Grimister Druell.  Grimister, a botanist and horticulturalist who specializes in the Lecythidaceae, the scientific name for the Brazil Nut, authored the definitive study on the relationship of Brazil nuts to human sexuality for the International Federation of Brazil Nut Growers.   He published  the research paper titled My Licentiousness is NOT Decaying: The Restorative Power of Lecythidaceae For Human Sexual Performance.  

     “When I saw Barbara Walter’s obvious passion for what Timothy Ferriss was saying about his own sexual performance as it has been enhanced by his passion for Brazil Nuts, I instantly thought of Gerhardt and the wonderful discoveries he has made on the Orinoco,” said Mrs. Druell.    “What Mr. Ferriss didn’t tell Barbara Walters about the added power of my brother’s giant Brazil Nuts is how they help not only men, but also women. I had to send him the video. Since it is Testosterone that gives women their sex drive, too, it’s as good for women as it is for men.  Fill a wife with hi-octane Brazil nuts, kick up there testosterone and a man doesn't even need Viagra.  Of course, that means that at some level men are really making love with themselves, but we've always known that and who cares when you're having fun,” said Mrs. Druell who admitted that since eating large quantities of Brazil nuts she finds that she is aroused not only between 1:00 and 1:30 on Mr. Ferriss’ clock-face schematic description of the female vagina, but also at 1:35-1:55 and occasionally at 12:00 o'clock high but only when she’s had three Margaritas.

     After several months of eating large quantities of Brazil Nuts from the local New York grocery stores and specialty shops, Brabara Walters admitted to no signficant changes in libido.  However, after a four day trip to Colombia to meet Grimister and to see the Grimister "Super Brazil Nuts" it is reported that she has told friends of the marvelous curative effects of the Grimister Brazil Nuts, but also lamented their small side effect.