Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Prince William Admires Jessica Ennis


PRINCE WILLIAM TOO PROGRESSIVE FOR SOME ANGLOPHILES
By Umbozi Mozoama for CPW News Services

     No one was more surprised to hear Prince William’s confession than the Duchess Leslie Von Altenberg of Saxe-Gotha.  “It is appalling that Prince William wasn’t more circumspect in his comments, nor  less cavalier in his binocular gazing.  We Saxe-Gotha’s can’t flippantly remark that we’d like to be the first to give the historic home of Anglo values a black monarch.  I don’t care that 99.9% of human beings are genetically the same, that  .01% means the difference between Rosie O’Donnell and Mr. Bean.”  
      The Duchess said that while Britain’s Windsors…..a name created to obscure their Germanic Saxe-Gotha roots….may be more progressive than their German royal family members, that does not give Prince William the right to lustfully imagine a black British monarch.  Members of the French press were impressed with Prince William’s candor and said that if Sally Hemmings was good enough for Thomas Jefferson two hundred years ago, Jennifer Ennis is by far a leading contender should Prince William consider doing as his father has done by divorcing to remarry.  William is, of course, still young enough to produce a royal heir of color.
     Meanwhile, Prince Harry, angered by his brother’s comments decided to protest by wearing the same uniform that he once wore to a costume party to the shock and disgust of many in Britain, considering the difficulties they had endured during World War II.
     President and Mrs. Obama had no public comment on the matter, but sources close to the First family said that Mrs. Obama said that she wished her daughters were “just a tad bit older.”

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