PRINCE WILLIAM TOO PROGRESSIVE FOR SOME ANGLOPHILES
By Umbozi Mozoama for CPW News Services
No one was more surprised to hear Prince William’s confession
than the Duchess Leslie Von Altenberg of Saxe-Gotha. “It is appalling that Prince William wasn’t
more circumspect in his comments, nor less cavalier in his binocular
gazing. We Saxe-Gotha’s can’t flippantly
remark that we’d like to be the first to give the historic home of Anglo values
a black monarch. I don’t care that 99.9%
of human beings are genetically the same, that
.01% means the difference between Rosie O’Donnell and Mr. Bean.”
The Duchess said that while Britain’s Windsors…..a name
created to obscure their Germanic Saxe-Gotha roots….may be more progressive
than their German royal family members, that does not give Prince William the
right to lustfully imagine a black British monarch. Members of the French press were impressed
with Prince William’s candor and said that if Sally Hemmings was good enough
for Thomas Jefferson two hundred years ago, Jennifer Ennis is by far a leading contender
should Prince William consider doing as his father has done by divorcing to
remarry. William is, of course, still
young enough to produce a royal heir of color.
Meanwhile, Prince Harry, angered by his brother’s comments
decided to protest by wearing the same uniform that he once wore to a costume
party to the shock and disgust of many in Britain, considering the difficulties
they had endured during World War II.
President and Mrs. Obama had no public comment on the
matter, but sources close to the First family said that Mrs. Obama said that she
wished her daughters were “just a tad bit older.”
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