Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Friday, March 16, 2012

Priest Censored For Developing His Own Cologne Like Pope Benedict


by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

   “I'm Renee Montagne,” said the NPR reporter.  “Pope Benedict has something of a reputation for style. He's been seen wearing Gucci sunglasses and his red Prada loafers earned him the title of Accessorizer of the Year by Esquire. Now the pope has his own scent. An Italian perfume maker was commissioned by the Vatican to create the custom cologne. The exact formula is top secret, but it's rumored to have hints of lime, verbena and grass, presumably reflecting the pontiff's love of nature.”
     Not to be outdone by the Pontiff, Father John Corapi, the deposed Roman Catholic priest involved in numerous church scandals including sexual harassment, has reportedly come out with his own cologne, too.  Called, not surprisingly, CORAPI, it is rumored to have hints of passion fruit, rag weed, brimstone and rarefied mustang smegma.
   It is also reported that the Vatican has had no comment on the potential clash of fashion interests, but the  Society for the Cologne and Perfume Allergy Victims International, has censored both Pope Benedict and Father John Corapi.  "There nothing worse than to be a victim of someone else's invasion of your privacy by their smell-um.  It's like when someone pulls up next to your car at a streetlight with their music pulsating so hard that it rattles your fenders.  It offends," said  Carrie Mikayse Ford the SCPAVI's president.

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