Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Monday, November 29, 2010

WIKI Leaks Freaks Out Security Analysts

US Government Web Servers Need Diapers

by Winsip Custer

With news that WikiLeaks at www.wikileaks.org is passing classified US diplomatic communiques around the internet, a strong new voice for national security has stepped forward to advocate tighter control.

"You don't send your Social Security number across the internet in emails," said Gerald Von Blucherbrau of Tighter Web Security Consultants Inc. or TWSC in San Bernadino, California.  "Nor should the US Government send anything that is in any way subject to leaks.  The government's servers need diapers," said  Von Blucherbrau.  "Our company has several models of the TWS-Mini, the TWS-Midi and TWS-BigBomber DiapSheild made specifically for preventing the leakage of sensitive government communication.  We stand ready to offer our services to our country to implement the DiapSheild as quickly as possible.  Meanwhile, the government may want to look into using snail mail.  Letters can still be leaked, but the spillage is less dramatic," said Von Blucherblau.

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