"Gee," the caller was asked, "why don't you just put out a bounty on the President's head?"
"Because that would play right into the hands of the Machiavellians who control Obama and bring the drone fly overs quickly into your neighborhood," said the caller.
Meanwhile arguing that the realities of the Oval Office cause strange things to happen even among seemingly disparate personalities, John Bolton, former George W. Bush administration's UN Ambassador said "The Obama memo seems to be consistent with the Bush administration policy."
Marvin Powers of the Center for the Promotion of Peaceful Terrorism said upon hearing Bolton's remarks, Bolton would have us believe that this benevolent government didn't import drugs to its own citizens during Iran-Contra, hasn't promoted a phony war on drugs or conducted the Tuskegee Experiments, didn't allow unprotected soldiers to view nuclear bomb blasts from an unsafe distance.....and what distance is safe given fallout.... and which then used the U.S. Civil Defense program to tell Americans that their homes could survive a nuclear holocaust if they painted their house with lead-based white paint which was still being used in the U.S. fifty years after the Europeans knew of its health hazards.....not to mention the weapons makers.....bullets are lead, you know, putting lead into gasoline and burning it," said Powers noting that the witnesses against J. Robert Oppenheimer who wanted to use nuclear energy for peaceful purposes were working for the high octane gasoline manufacturers. Powers insists that the only way for the world to know who is and who is not working for a brutal New World Order is for all of the earth's people to become practitioners of peaceful terrorism....the resistance movement created by Mahatmas Gandhi and Dr. Martin Luther King.
When told of the bounty on Mark McKinnon's right arm, Dr. Powers said, "Mark McKinnon would make an excellent member of the Center for the Promotion of Peaceful Terrorism. We have several one-armed, one-eyed and one-legged members."
Mark McKinnon is an expert in fashioning corporate naratives for the Hill and Knowlton the public relations and media strategy firm that represented big tobacco, the Church of Scientology and Bank of Commerce and Credit International (BCCI) the money laundering arm of the Iran-Contra drugs-for-weapons-for hostages program for which Oliver North, John Poindexter, Casper Weinberger and Elliott Abrams were convicted. "He can still do that with one arm," said Marvin Powers, "but joining our group takes a near-spiritual conversion so he may not want to."