|Tanzanian elephant killed by armchair|
hunters half a world away.
“They’re not drones. They’re sky crooners. They’re music to my ears,” said Megs in the police recordings as Bekins and Pakins congratulated each other for their excellent technique in pushing their matching red push button triggers at about the same time. Twin 50 cal. machine guns left the bull elephant in a bloody heap near where he had stood guard over a clueless pack of playful pachyderms according to the Megs recordings.
Megs, who recently joined other drone pilots to allay the fears of U.S. citizens concerned that the robotic aerial weapons might be turned on them, said “I’m am completely innocent of any wrongdoing. I love elephants. Elephants are my friends. Plus I’m a Republican. I’d never hurt the symbol of my political party.”