In reaction to the initial endorsement of the FDA for the use of Avastin and other recalled drugs, a group of indigenous Americans calling themselves Zuni Medicine Women and Nirang Dancers For Homeopathic Cures are petitioning the FDA for the approval of their ancient remedy for cancer. They say that their $45,000 per year treatment includes an unlimited access membership to the ZuniLand Health and Wellness Spa near Sante Fe, New Mexico. The ZuniLand Spa Pharmacy in Northern California sells medical marijuana for cost according to the group's spokesperson but admits that getting it into New Mexico is the cancer patient's responsibility. "The trip to Mendocino County, California can be fraught with danger which is why we prepare the cancer patient with the sacred Nirang Dance before their departure. We dance to the country and western song, Mendocino County Line, by Willie Nelson and Lee Ann Womack. We're modern Indians, " said their spokesperson and choreographer, Little Yellow Sour Face who claims that over the years she has learned to add Stevia to her Nirang after learning of the potential side effects of Aspertame.
CEO and Founder of The Susan G. Komen Foundation, Nancy G. Brinker, served as U.S. Ambassador to Hungary from 2001-2003 and then as the White House's U.S. Chief of Protocol beginning in 2007-2009. "She was dealing with GWB's political protocols, like where do you seat Donald Rumsfeldt at a White House dinner after Abu Ghraib, not medical research protocols," said Dr. Uterion.