|Angelina Jolie's knees displaying knobs|
associated with Early Knobby Knee Syndrome
|Aniston's smoother, shaplier and knobless legs|
show "better genes" according to Dr. Kevin Neidamen
who indicated that Aniston's legs rank a 9.999 on
a 10.0 scale, while Jolie's knees are a 6.231.
|Angelina's 68 year old knees as seen from|
a knobologist's computer simulation
Sources close to Angelina and Brad say that it is not true that Angelina's Oscar Awards ceremony black dress was inspired by the earlier high-slit black dress worn by Ms. Aniston during an NBC event and that the rumors of Angelina finding photos of Ms. Aniston wearing this dress in Brad's wallet were highly exaggerated, though Angelina reportedly had what appeared to be DNA on the photos removed for lab testing. "He's a boob and lip man," said the friend who wished not to be identified. "Good thing," said Dr. Neidamen. "You can always do something about the boobs and lips, silicone and botox, but knobby knees? Sorry."