Super Committee Is A Super Duper!

American Citizens Duped Again!

 KERRY AND OTHERS SCROLL THROUGH OPTIONS OFFER NO KEYS TO REARRANGING THE ORDER

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

      Senator John Kerry spread Heinz ketchup on his roasted pheasant.  As he did he claimed that the whole Super Committee process has been swiftly set adrift on a rudderless boat.   Americans trying to celebrate Thanksgiving discovered that the only thing that the U.S. government’s Super Committee has brought to the table is small plate of stale dressing mated with a continuing, steady dribble of  cold debt-giblet gravy.

     Washington insider, Farnsworth U. Sarious, said it clearly, “The adults no longer live in Washington.  I think they’ve moved out long ago leaving only these little SOB picking their noses in the sandbox of their local nursery....the Congress and Senate.  Look, in my study of history it's all the same.  While we were supposedly bringing freedom to Southeast Asia and the U.S. power elites were chasing profits from the natural resources and especially the poppies of the Golden Triangle and now, Afghanistan, I had plenty of time to study it.  Take Republican President Lincoln's first 'Navy Seal'....William B. Cushing.  These guys are always made out to be just one of the boys, but do you think that just 'one of the boys' would be standing in such stark contrast to the U.S.S. Malvern's Admiral David Dixon Porter on his own ship?  Not unless he was a hell of lot more powerful, like the Cushings of the New England China Trade....opium smugglers," said Sarious holding up a photograph of the Union Navy's USS Malvern's crew.  "Same with Kerry," said Sarious.  "You don't have to be a member of Scroll and Key or Skull and Bones to see it," he said.

Lt. William B. Cushing "Lincoln's First Seal" on board the USS Malvern.
Admiral David Dixon Porter at center.  Independent-minded Sarious-types
standing with arms folded as if to say...."we reject this scam!"  Sarious has
pointed out that Mrs. Barack Obama worked for the Springfield, Il. law
firm that represented Mrs. Mary Todd Lincoln.

     Sarious noted that while Admiral Porter lived long enough to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery since the initial response was for Union soldiers to avoid it since it was built on the Robert E. Lee estate, the Admiral was given no where near the place of honor given to William B. Cushing.  Buried overlooking the U.S. Naval Academy where sailors were trained to protect the China Trader's lucrative  'China Trade' routes, lies Cushing's granite casket.  Sarious also noted the recent mishandling of soldiers' remains at  Arlington National Cemetery while noting that forty of the Union Generals were buried in Cincinnati, Ohio near Alphonso Taft who along with other New England families created in 1833 the Yale Skull and Bones Society of which the  Taft's, Russell's, Cushings, Bushes, Kerry's and others are a part.

Final resting place of Admiral David Dixon Porter (l) and
William B. Cushing (r).

     Sarious, whose father was founder of the Minutemen’s Bank of Greater Bute, Montana said that he was most disappointed by the fact that the “Thomas Jefferson Debt Reduction Plan” forwarded by his group of blue collar, white collar, red collar, green collar and gray ring-around-the-collar independents, dependents and semi-self-supporting-can-collectors was “flatly rejected by those scum-bag-silver-spoon-up-the-kazoo pabulum purveyors in Washing-tons-of-your-money-down-the-drain, D.C...  Sarious' group of concerned citizens called "Mutiny For The Bounty" is seen here from his Swift Boat days in Vietnam where he was stationed with Kerry and other GI's.

Farnsworth U. Sarious with arms folded.

     The Thomas Jefferson Debt Reduction Plan calls for “ a unified, nationwide, non-interest-group-directed course of battle-zone austerity that put’s America back in the saddle, again.”