Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Saturday, November 5, 2011

RICK PERRY'S MAPLE SYRUPY MESSAGE

Earth’s 7 Billion Has Hope of Quick Reduction
 By Winsip Custer CPW News Service
Perry At Syrup
Symposium
     Craftily revealing the inner elements of a mind bent on leading the world in a totally new direction, but with ties to traditional values, Texas Governor Rick Perry, used the seemingly insignificant presentation of a jar of maple syrup as a springboard for unparalleled social, political, economic  and ecological advancement.
    “The world is overpopulated,” said Dr. Wilson B. Berbelminski of the Friends of Heaven’s Gate Group LLP, a Texas non-profit organization that celebrates the philosophy of Heaven’s Gate leader, Marshall Applewhite.  “The climbing world human population has put Exxon, Conoco-Phillips, BP, Shell and the other oil and petro-chemical companies and their ancillary service companies like Halliburton, Schlumberger, Kerr McGee and others in the driver’s seat for the foreseeable future.  Problem is that the road ahead goes directly over an ecological cliff into the equivalent of the Grand Canyon.  Enter Governor Rick Perry.  Perry is showing us the way forward without fear of failure.  Had Marshall Applewhite succeeded as Governor Perry will, his billion plus world-wide followers would have reduced the human population by nearly 15% without the threat of a world war.”  Perry has denied charges that he suffers from what has become know as Applegate Syndrome.
Dr. Wilson B.
Berbelminski
     Dr. Berbelminski, a teaching fellow with the Roswell, New Mexico based Academy of Intergalactic Remedies for Free Market Catastrophes believes that Governor Perry is sending subliminal messages to his future contingent of population reducers, Heaven’s Gate II.  “Perry is an Ultra-progressive traditionalist along the lines of the Jewish Masada Sect.  Rather than face extinction at the hand of the evil Roman Empire, the Masada Sect opted out for the good of the Jewish nation.   Governor Perry will lead a large enough group to effect a positive reduction in earth population without the type of forced blood letting that the Masada Sect wished also to avoid.  It is an example of supreme sacrifice of the type that only the free market with a strong moral mooring can achieve,” said Berbelminski.

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