Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Monday, November 21, 2011

PEPPER SPRAYED PROTESTORS GET SUPPORT

Pepper Spraying of Protesters Brings Help From
Older Unemployed  Businessmen
by Winsip Custer CPW News Service



      The protesters at the University of California, Davis Campus,  who were pepper sprayed by police, have received support from the Wall Street brokers groups called Top Hats and Tails.  “Newt Gingrich told the protesters to ‘go get a job, but first take a bath.’  Well, we’ve had a bath!  Our jobs were taken in the bath we received from the crash of long honored Wall Street brokerage houses.  But we’ll be damned if we’ll tuck our tails between our legs and run from the goons with the pepper spray, “ said Felix G. Gortmaniski from Brooklyn.
     “We flew out here to California overnight and went to the pond over on the far side of the campus to shave and bathe before our sit-in in support of the Occupy Wall Street protesters.  Enough is enough and we know better than most Americans how it feels to be out of work and we've endured by just cutting back....like with our business suits…..thank you very much Newt.  Newt?  What the hell kind of name is that, anyway?” said Gortmaniski who added "he needs to come swim with us in this frigid water and shed some of that baby fat and jowl flapping politi-blithering."

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