Rick Perry Denies He's Suffering From Applewhite Syndrome

Scientists Say High Numbers of Applewhite Syndrome Cases Cause For Major Alarm

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

     With the fire and smoke raging in Central and South Texas causing lung and breathing related illnesses, scientists are warning that this may also cause a spike in Applewhite Syndrome, a condition linked to the petroleum and chemical refinery toxins associated with Texas' petro-chemical industry. 

George Carlin
 may have suffered
 from
the non-religious form of
Applewhite Syndrome.

     It was first discovered when Rev. Marshall Applewhite, Sr. registered his concern for his son, Marshall, Jr. who on wind-stagnant days would shove lead paint chips up his nose while reading his father's Greek New Testament, upside down and backward, thinking that it was Hebrew.  The preacher's son told his father that  he was visiting a Koch Brother's refinery near a Texas ship channel when the vapors released from the facility etched the glass windshields on the cars in the parking lot.  Afterward, Marshall became more and more eccentric and unusual, said a friend who reasoned "It could have taken a non-religious turn...this etching of Marshall's brain cells.  I'm not convinced that George Carlin didn't suffer from the non-religious form the syndrome," said the man who not wanting to be identified  admitted that before seeing a doctor and psychiatrist he was considering following Marshall through Heaven's Gate.....whatever that is. 
      The story of Marshall Applewhite's Heaven's Gate Cult and its attempt to catch a ride on the Hale Bopp Comet in 1997 was covered by freelance reporter Travis Austin Burleson who said that he especially liked the coverage by the newspaper in Amarillo, Texas, an article by David Bowser of the Amarillo Globe News.
     Dr. Lawrence T. Sydewunder, of the Applewhite Syndrome Association in Bathesda, Maryland, said "we are worried about anybody whose brain cells may have been etched with significant amounts of Benzine or other gaseous toxins.  Dr. Ron Paul, whose work as a physician along the Texas Coast is in a Congressional region especially effected by Applewhite Syndrome, has yet to come out and take a stance like that of Ralph Nader in his recent report "Unsafe At Any Toxicity Level," said Sydewunder.  "Ron Paul and his son, Rand, may be too far gone.  You can first begin to see the effects in people's eyes.  They being to look like Marshall Applewhite," said Sydewunder who played a copy of Marshall Applewhite's Heaven's Gate training tape pointing out the tell-tale signs of the increasingly diagnosed condition.

     "Be aware," said Dr. Sydewunder, "if you live in a community where an increasing number of people appear to be like Stepford Wives with a kind of glazed crazy look in their eyes and if they are battier than bed bugs and nuttier than Skippy Peanut Butter....crunchy, that is, it may be Applewhite Syndrome.  They can hide behind their religiosity OR their anger at organized religion, either way.  It may just mean that their brains have been etched beyond repair.  We see a shocking number of these sad cases in oil rich developing nations which are not unlike Texas.  I asked Governor Perry to call attention to this tragic condition by submitting to a simple diagnostic analysis.  He denied that he has the problem, but he kept eyeing the bowl of lead paint chips I put on the table in front of him, so I still have my doubts," said Sydewunder whose new book Applewhite Syndrome: Airing America's Dirty Little Secret, will be published by Simonson and Brewster Publishing in January, 2012.

     Dr. Sydewunder is convinced that though President Ronald Reagan was not himself afflicted with Applewhite Syndrome, his wife and her close friend, astrologer Joan Quigley, were both stricken with an advanced form of the malady.  "Ms. Quigley seems to have begun to develop it when she was unable to find a university in the free world that provided a PhD. in Tarrot cards and palm and tea leaf reading," said Sydewunder.  "The eyes are nearly always tell-tale.  I can always tell by the eyes," said Sydewunder.



Joan Quigley, Nancy Reagan's astrologer had Applewhite
Syndrome.







Florida Governor Richard Scott showing
signs of Applewhite Syndrome

          


Former Senator, William
Frist, show increasing
Applewhite Syndrome
benchmarks.

    















    


















     Meanwhile, former Texan,   Richard Scott, partner with Richard Rainwater (a partner with George W. Bush in the Texans baseball francise) and with Dr. William Frist in Columbia/HCA hospitals, is now governor or Florida and is reportedly showing extreme signs of Applewhite Syndrome according to Dr. Sydewunder's fact finding and medical investigation team in Florida. "Mr. Scott's downfall at Columbia/HCA was that he promoted a cult of personality that was out of this world," said Sydewunder. 
    
     "New York Times reporter, Kurt Eichenwald, has covered Scott's Applewhite issues well, though Eichenwald helps to resurrect, at the same time, the myth that HCA's leadership is somehow disassociated from Columbia which is totally false," said Sydewunder who maintains that "even Senator Frist is showing substantial Applewhite Syndrome benchmarks."

     Sources close to surviving members of the Heaven's Gate Cult, believe that Mr. Scott was taking mind-control lessons from Mr. Applegate in Texas and that the secret code name for their vision of the emerging U.S. healthcare program is "Heaven's Gate".