Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Brett Favre's Chicken Neck Football Cards

NFL Star On To Bigger Things
by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

With his recent sidelining, NFL quarterback and inevitable Hall of Famer, Brett Favre, doesn't want anyone to feel sorry for him. His new business which is a joint venture with other retired NFL stars and Popeye's Fried Chicken is called Chicken Necked Playing Cards Inc. and will be featured in advertisements during the upcoming Super Bowl. A set of 50 playing cards will come free with the purchase of the new 34 piece bucket of Popeye's Spicy Cajun Chicken Neck Snackers.

When asked if this wasn't a rather risqué' business venture and potentially repulsive to the general public and demeaning of the entire NFL system, Favre said "how can it be any worse than the pictures that have circulated on the internet already?  I blazed a trail for my retired NFL buddies many of whom have lost their fortunes in stranger business deals than this one.  Besides that, there is absolutely no nudity whatsoever. Kind of refreshing when you think about the past NFL half-time shows."

For the music used in the ads from the musical group The Chicken Chokers see...

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