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“It makes me wonder about the timing,” said “Manny” Miles Toogoh of the Center for the Study of Random Coincidences in Butte, Montana.
Toogoh believes that the now illegal use of lead in gasoline for smoother engine ignition that caused millions of deaths from lead poisoning was a good example of what he calls "reasonable levels of SPS or "slow poisoning systems". "When you need to slow down population growth on a planet, in a small country, or even a nearby ethnic neighborhood....an area that cannot sustain runaway procreation especially of people with a different value system than yours, these methods of control are seen by many as excellent alternatives if they do not act as quickly or indescrimiately as Mustard Gas, Sarin or other leading neurological toxins," said Toogoh.
"When dying is calibrated in a way that balances human disgust and revulsion with the appearance of a natural progression of normal life cycles, population management and control is not a distasteful chore," said Toogoh who noted that this was the glitch in Adolf Hitler's planned "final solution". "You never want to call this a 'final solution', because the essential culling will of necessity need to continue for as long as the planet exists," said Toogoh who believes that the use of Nitrous Oxide will even cause the government's clean up staff to find their work much more enjoyable. "The residual Nitrous Oxide in the immediate area of transport and clean-up will create a type of 'circle of hilarity' that will make workers want to come to work early and stay late."
Toogoh envisions that a dictator like Assad, or some future international cartel of power elites wishing to radically drop the world’s population so that their offspring could have a more promising future and fewer competing demands for resources, could threaten a Sarin gas attack. Then give people a simple alternative....to agree to take a shower together at, for example, the Syrian National Bath House in Damascus, or risk a real Sarin attack. “This would give the people fair warning that they can leave the country as political refugees, face a suffocating and devilish demise, or avoid the stresses of displacement with a joyous, fun-filled communal naked romp with their closest friends and fellow compatriots.”
Dr. Dow Farben Searle, an independent chemist from the Munich Institute for Humane Chemistry said “some weapons makers are giving chemistry a very bad name. I believe that the Foundation for NO Gassing is onto a very important new methodology that will alleviate the fears and anxiety associated with induced population management.
Dr. Searle has reportedly invested in Boomers Bye-Bye Inc, a Nitrous Oxide manufacturing company that hopes to profit from the arrival of the Baby Boom generation to the ranks of the elderly and infirmed.