By Col. E.M. Bolmer for CPW News Services
Meanwhile, Reginald Gore, of Mother Earth Funerals of Kansas City, Kansas, says “this is a sheer waste of time, fuel, and Mother Earth’s natural resources. Our bodies are supposed to be the next eon’s carbon fuel. Isn’t it enough that we embalm bodies with toxic fluids, drop them into concrete bunkers for rarely less that $10,000 and still deprive Mother Earth of her resources? Her resources! Not ours!” said Gore. Gore maintains that the carbon foot print on the cremations and carrying the ashes to geosynchronous orbit is equal to 500 semi tractor trailer trucks stalled in the L.A. rush hour traffic for two weeks, eighteen hours, thirty seven minutes and eight seconds.
Mother Earth Funerals provides an all natural recovery of Mother Earth’s “nutrients” at it’s Central Kansas underground 'natural nutrients reservoir' for $229.93,” said Gore who said that UPS will deliver, for a very reasonable charge, their loved one's body in MEF's cryonic containers. "Their loved one's body receives an all natural internment-injection deep into Mother Earth 's subterranean storage dome formations," said Gore.