DICK AND LIZ CHENEY ON SYRIA, OBAMA

Dick and Liz Cheney Steam Boating With Dog and Pony Show

Liz and Dick Cheney
at Steamboat Springs

By G. Lowell Bolwurmen for CPW News Service

     On August 23^rd, Dick Cheney in conversation with his daughter Liz, at the Steamboat Institute Freedom Conference, noted that President Obama had cut the U.S. Navy carrier force in the Persian Gulf in half by recalling one of two ships in the region.

     On Thursday, August 29th, six days later, it was reported that the U.S.S. Truman and U.S.S. Nimitz will remain in the Persian Gulf to bolster the U.S. presence in the wake of the reported chemical weapons attack on Syrian civilians.  Meanwhile, the U.N. and Great Britain are calling for calm and a report from U.N. weapons inspectors to determine the actual source of the chemical WMD's used in Syria. 

     Former U.S. Navy SEAL, Hank “Skipper” Cavitation, said “We don't need another yellow cake uranium deal to blow up on us.  I just wish that the Steamboat Springs crowd would put Cheney in front of a group that really brings the truth to bear on what’s going on in the Middle East.   Cheney’s accuracy has proven to be defective on a number of fronts including WMD and Harry M. Whittington’s flopping jowls.  Where was Mr. Cheney when the U.S. Ambassador, April Glaspie, gave Saddam Hussein the green light on the invasion of Kuwait?  Why do Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld dine together at Virginia’s Misery Plantation?  I know that Cheney was paid $9 million for his leadership of Halliburton, but with the problems of fracking should we trust a man who will sell the water under his beloved country for a chemical slurry of curious unintended consequences?  When he said that following the first Gulf War that he called President Reagan and thanked him for the $600 toilet seats for the U.S. Army and then said he was kidding, was he?” asked Cavitation wondering why some of the money used on the toilet seats didn't go to buy flack jackets and armor for soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan.

     “Cheney makes the case that Barack Obama is not a good President.  Too weak.  But Obama has not altered his recipe from the GWB foreign policy soup mix one iota.   I believe that given her work at the Sidley Austin Law Firm, in Springfield, Illinois, the historic law firm of the Republican widow of Abraham Lincoln, Mrs. Mary Todd Lincoln, whose husband was up to his lanky ham hocks in the Union Pacific Railroad's ambitions as evidence by William Tecumseh Sherman's and Grenville Dodge's douche baggish designs on the American landscape that are mimicked by Cheney and Halliburton, that Michelle and Barack are shills for the U.S. power elites.   These power elites send us into battle for their profits and the U.S. electorate is a bunch of deaf, dumb and blind bimbos,” said Cavitation noting GWB's, Obama's and Dick Cheney's avoidance of battlefield experience.

    "Cheney said that our military needed to go overseas and root out those in foreign countries that have the technology to come here and use that technology against us.  But 15 of the 19 September 11th hijackers were from Saudi Arabia and we invaded Iraq.  That was after the Bin Laden family had purchased the Houston Gulf Manor Airport in Houston right smack dab in the middle of our major refineries and only a couple of miles from the NASA Space Center.  That airport was razed after 911 to evidently destroy the evidence of the purchase by GWB's Texas Air National Guard buddy, James R. Bath, the business associate of the Saudi royal banker, Khalid Bin Mahfouz.  So when Dick Cheney says his guys are the ones to protect us against dangers from abroad what the hell is he talking about?" asked Cavitation.