Farron C. Jung PhD for CPW News Services
Dr. Dawadawano explained the phenominal advancements in using marine algae versus fresh water algae as a petrol source that vastly improves economies of scale in bio fuel production, but may also place the world's oceans in danger if the designation of bio fuel algae growing regions is not made swiftly and definitively. "With the BP spill, Katrina and the recent popularity of the television series Swamp People, there will be less resistance to the conversion of the Gulf of Mexico with the citizen's longstanding cohabitation with the petrochemical culture," said Dwawadawano. "They think of Corexit as a type of seafood marinate."
On one side of the dam is excellent algae production and on the other is fine fishing. It’s a win-win for Cuba which could be brought into the capitalist fold by joint venturing with major hotel corporations that will build fine resorts along the new barrier dam,” said Dr. Dawadawano who also noted that the Mediterranean would make a fine algae production facility with its nearly 1 million square miles of surface area, though Monte Carlo and home owners along the French Riviera are said to be somewhat resistant. With about 400 thousand square miles larger than the Gulf of Mexico, Dawadawano says "this strategy could make the European Union energy independent well into the future and the competition could drop fuel costs to pennies per gallon, thus helping to fulfill Henry Ford's long held dream of helping the average person to tour in one of his automobiles," said Dawadawano who expressed a strong desire to serve on the board of directors of the Ford Foundation.
Movie director, Quentin Tarrantino, however said that he would like for members of the Gore family to take on the Koch brothers and that the museum could sell tickets to the event with everyone in attendance receiving a free DVD of Django Unchained and a discount coupon for the Koch Media distributed boxed set of Tarrantino's favorite spaghetti westerns titled Western Unchained.
Meanwhile, Kevin Costner, whose $50 million deal with British Petroleum following the Deep Water Horizon mishap, sees his centrifugal pumps as becoming the primary algae extraction device for this new industry and has promised to share the profits from his new venture with American Indian, Wes Studi, and others from the cast of Dances With Wolves. "Calibrated not to spin the nutrients out of the algae, but to delicately extract it form the salt water and Mr. Costner's pump could work marvelously well," said Dr. Dawadawano who is also considering using one of the Costner pumps for personal use...."or a as a commercial grapefruit juicer for my father's small chain of grocery stores".
There is no word yet on whether or not Costner will add a wing to this or any other natural science museum, though the prototype of his pump is being offered to the Smithsonian Institute.