Chaste But Pregnant Virgin Mary Would Have Been Excluded
Mona Lisa Morales CPW News Services
Daughters dressed in the white gown that they may or may not wear to their wedding are dancing with middle-aged men. It’s not what you think. Their date is their Dad. “We promise our fathers that we will remain a virgin until our wedding night,” said one daughter as her father placed a tiara on her head.
Daughters dressed in the white gown that they may or may not wear to their wedding are dancing with middle-aged men. It’s not what you think. Their date is their Dad. “We promise our fathers that we will remain a virgin until our wedding night,” said one daughter as her father placed a tiara on her head.
“She’s my little princess,” he said.
Not only do the daughters, members of DTDDI, Daughters That Don't Do It, pledge to remain pure, but their
fathers’ have pledged to help them.
“My Suzie knows that there’s nothing that I wouldn’t do to
help her fulfill her wish and dream. I
may not kill the guy, but I’d likely maim him.
As a professional welder I was ready to build a chastity belt that’s
safer than Fort Knox and did,” said Rufus T. Boggins of Culver City. “Suzie’s mother wore it for a couple of
months and said it chaffed her so bad that she thought Suzie needed something
else. Plus it bothered her so much that she scratched and dented it something awful. I finally settled on Kevlar
panties," said Boggins whose daughter said she was sitting out all dances but
the slow ones.
Reverend Farley Unwyder of the Fourth First Covenant Lutheran Church in Golden
said “some people think that this is a throwback to some primitive time, but I
can assure you that this is totally within the realm of wise living and
Christian principles. Would you ride a
bicycle without a chain guard? What
parent doesn’t put socket covers over electric plugs or childproof lids
on medicine bottles or bowls with a ball without finger holes? The only bottle
that doesn’t have a childproof lid at my house is the birth control pill
bottle."
Unwyder, not sure why he used the bowling ball analogy, the father of seven
daughters said “no sense being a fool
about it. The Virgin Mary would have been excluded from this club as far as I can tell,” said Reverend Unwyder.
Meanwhile, across town the group Sons for Sexless Dating
have pledged to make it to the altar without experiencing intercourse. Carl Wilkins’ father is co-owner with Rufus Boggins at
Boggins and Wilkins Metal Works. “I
rigged up the neatest device I call the “Wilkins’ CodPipe,” said Carl Wilkins,
Sr.. The Wilkins' CodPipe he asserts "works great, but I still can't figure out how Carl, Jr. got it so scratched and bent."
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