Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Wednesday, November 14, 2012


Susan Boyles’ Advice To Holly Petraeus
by Debra D. Sargeant for CPW News Service
And still I dreamed he’d come to me.
That we would live the years together.
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather

I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I’m living
So different now from what it seemed

Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

   Jill Patterson of the Susan Boyle Worldwide Fan Club says “Susan Boyle has some sage advice for Holly Petraeus.  If you had a dream that’s different from the hell you are living, go out and create another dream.”
   According to Ms. Patterson, formerly Mrs. Farrel F. Plibick, “I dreamed that the man I married so many years ago and who looked like a geek then and is just an older geek now, could straighten up and fly right, but as a top flight executive with power, prestige, money and broads all around him with loose lips and quivering hips, I was wrong.  I didn’t help matters any.  Sure I was a bit overweight, but after five children what woman isn’t unless she’s some fitness flake, a running nut in Nikes, with too much testosterone, a bearer of broad well-like portals from over indulgence and the attitude of a female cobra?  But it’s not fair how if a man has power and money women will gravitate to him even if he’s physically a sawed-off runt with bad teeth, a receding hair-line and average intellect, which you have to be to be so regimented as to make it through West Point....did you see Men In Black?  'Just what we have come to expect from years of government service,' said Rip Torn's character.”

"...cut out the things you don't really care about,"
-Holly Petraeus
   When asked if Ms. Patterson who had retaken her maiden name was referring to her husband or General David Petraeus she said simply, “Come to think of it they do look a lot alike….same weak chin, beady eyes and willing to take over a  project….in my husband’s case he’s in waste management…..and come to think of it when you look at the history on Iraq and Afghanistan and how we went 'all in' with no plan for exiting nor for fixing it if we broke it, basically what is General Petraeus’ job description?  It's waste management, too.  As head of the CIA he was responsible for keeping that a secret!”

   Ms. Patterson was deeply concerned for Holly, however.  "She has a double wammy.  Not only is she the General's wife, but the daughter of a Marine Corp. Commandant, which if you think that had nothing at all to do with General Petraeus' meteoric rise in the the U.S. Military Industrialist Complex whose motto is 'Don't give a hoot, let's go pollute', I'll sell you a Sherman Tank and throw in some army surplus canteens.  I'd sell you some plutonium enriched mortar rounds, but those are all lying on the Middle East battlefields which we pay billions to U.S. contractors to go and recycle for us but not before polluting the holy crap out of the place while guaranteeing a sterile population," said Patterson.

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