FREE JUICER IDEA FOR A HEALTHIER YOU OUTDOES JOE CROSS 60 DAY FAST

AUSTRAILIAN MAN PROMOTES FREE VEGATABLE AND FRUIT JUICER ON ROAD TO HEALTH

By Duncan O'Toole for CPW News Services

     Following in the wake of Joe Cross’  Australian challenge…the stock trader turned dieter who spent 60 days in the U.S. on a  juice fast,  an Aboriginal tribesman, Banjora Burnu,  has another answer for the problem of obesity.  

     Burnu travels much lighter than the handsome Russell Crowe look-alike, Joe Cross, whose documentary on NETFLIX titled Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead,  is credited with doubling the sales of Beeville Juicers, the Sydney , Austrailia based appliance that promises better health.   Cross said that he randomly selected the Beeville Juicer off the shelf at Crate & Barrel in NY City where he spent the first 30 days of his fast in the shadows of Wall Street, Madison Avenue and the headquarters of a number of publishing and public relations houses.  Cross claims he has no stake in the company back home.  "Sur mon," said Burnu.  "So why not fast from Sarasota to Portland with 30 days in Selma?" 

   “Do you also use a Beeville in your diet preparations?” I asked Banjora.

     “No.  Mon.  I use the most portable inexpensive and efficient juicer in the world.  My teeth.   With da skin and  da peels of da fruits and vegatables carrying the bulk of the fibers an all da nutrients lost except for da juice out of them and throwin' away the pulp is crazy, mon” said Mr. Burnu of Koala Lump Pour, Austrailia, a village known for its delicious eucalyptus and papaya which Banjora sells as meals called “BB's Munch Packs”.  “A Munch Pack is  a baggie of mixed veggies, fruits, herbs and a boddle of wata,” said Burnu noting that he had no ambitions of selling  what he called a “Sheet load of dim dum peelers.  Beezzzz.  A power surge and dey dun foh!  Not my teeth,” said Mr. Burnu.

     "Mon, it just crazy to use all dat plastic, copper wiya and lectrik sukutry to do basically what Kevin Costner was trying to do on a massive scale with dat oil and Corexit in the Gulf of Mexico.  Da Dances Wiff Wolves mon got $50 million dollars from BP to spin clean da bad wata.  Dey better usin’ ‘em for big veggie juicers but da wata still polluted, but dim pumps need mo oil to spin dat wata. Dum.  Dum.  Dum.  I skinny,   I not sick.  But soon be dead like all creatures. Din I fly and no walk about, mon.”