By the spring and summer of 2015 it was being widely reported that the SEAL Team Six raid in Abbottsabad, Pakistan had yielded from Osama's personal laptop a plan to reconstitute his terrorist network in Iran.....bad news for the twenty-five just beheaded.....but good news for the Neo-Con agenda that the former head of NATO, General Wesley Clark, reported was their goal all along....seven wars across the Middle East including ones with Iraq, Syria and Iran.
“There is only one solution for this mess as I see it,” said Colbachi. “Move immediately to hydrogen fuel cells, renewable energy sources, pull our lips off the Middle Eastern oil nipples and start to plant poppies on every porch in America and the world. Change our drug policies and change our leadership forever and nationalize our privatized military. As our returning soldiers who are committing suicide in record number really do know, this is what has really motivated our presence in the Middle East and has since the negotiating of the Wanghia Treaty with China promising them that we wouldn’t distribute as the British had, David Sassoon’s opioids from the Golden Crescent among their poor. Oops! We lied! Hello Mao’s Cultural Revolution! Oh, and don’t eat in a place where a Saudi Ambassador, or an Iranian Ambassador for that matter, eat veal Marsala. You might end up with their eyeballs floating in your Ribollita or your ear hanging from Mitch McConnell's bloody chin. The Saudi Royals? Their greatest fear is that the Iranian Shiias are the equivalent of England's religious zealot, Oliver Cromwell. They could easily end up like Cuba’s Batista whose 30,000 man army joined Fiedel’s 500 man army overnight,” said Colbachi who believes that the U.S. effort to free Cuba from Spain was a good thing, even if the Battleship Maine was like yellow cake in Iraq, though to allow Cuba to degrade along a different track into corporate fascism with underworld elements under Batista that soured the hard working people there into Fiedel's minions was a great tragedy, too.
Pezonus cornered the passion of the moment....."but we'll still need some of those petro-chems for our plastics.....the family friend talking to Dustin Hoffman's character in the 60's movie, The Graduate, was still right! Renewables AND petro-chems, but not as smog-pumpers.
The U.S., and this is what the Shiia and Sunni Muslims have a hard time understanding since their two-party religion is essentially a Civil War bent on avoiding reformation, enlightenment and a religion-neutral rule of law, went Oliver Cromwell one better by forging on the altar of human experience a method of successfully passing on power peacefully and separating religion from government and government from religion and proving Voltaire correct when he said of the U.S. 'If there were only two religions they'd kill each other. As it is there are hundreds and they live quite peaceably.' The young Egyptians of the Arab Spring seemed to be developing a glimpse of it just as it appears that the U.S. is losing ours with what Lewis Lapham has termed The Wish For Kings: Democracy At Bay and a return to political dynasties, a ruling elite that cremates care and identifies itself with Arab royals and fossil fuel dollars to keep the crematorium aglow and defended by it high-tech weaponry as the planet drops into a big sink hole."