Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Thursday, January 14, 2016

Former Trump Casino Statisician Claims $1.6 Billion Power Ball Win "Impossible"

Florida, Tennessee and California Winners "Impossible" Statistical Phenomenon

by Delbert "The Greek" Carlucci,  CPW News Service

       Wednesday night's winning PowerBall numbers were 8, 27, 34, 4, 19 and PowerBall number 10.  University of Buffalo statistician, Jeffrey Miecznikowski says "five balls out of a drum of sixty-nine numbers must be multiplied by 26, the number of PowerBalls.  That means that the odds of winning are one in 292 million."

       Dr. Medicus R. Kloveriasts of the Society for the Study of Statistical Improbabilities in Racine, Wisconsin says that the probability that a three-way split of the $1.6 billion from Florida, Tennessee and California is much higher.  "Divide the U.S. by three regions with California #1, Tennessee #2 and Florida #3 or vice versa, a western, central and eastern payoff zone, then split the pot among the three instead of, say, one winner in California and two on the East Coast or in the #2 mid-states and one in New York and the equal 1-2-3 split  looks quite fishy....like an Edward Bernays or Albert Lasker planned Madison Avenue lottery campaign payoff for building consent for future lottery ticket sales," said Kloveriasts. 
     Kloveriasts who claims that he worked for Trump's Taj in Atlantic City before it changed hands said "I didn't buy a lotto ticket.   I knew I had as good a chance of winning as JEB Bush winning the Presidency after the long legacy of Bush bamboozling that the nation has suffered like a case of anthrax."

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