HERMETICALLY SEALED COFFINS PROVIDE GRIEF STRICKEN FAMILIES SOME RELIEF
By E.M. Bolmer for CPW News Service
The CDC’s protocols has found morticians well pleased. Ebola victims are not excluded from mortuary services and morticians believe that there is within the CDC guidelines a clear path to funeral preparation profits. “Double bagging, safe handling and hermetically sealed coffins ratchet up the cost of burials, but we may have to ease some of the tight restrictions on certification for mortuary personnel at the same time we are increasing their training. What a paradox!” said Morticia Druidson, of MMMM, Morticians for Making More Money in Tombstone, Arizona.