Twerking Jerks New Fad
As Miley Cyrus appears in television advertisements tauting her “bad girl” image and celebrating her “but think of the children” antics, her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, is fuming over her latest tattoo. This comes on the heels of reports that Miley's father had sanitized her MTV routine.
Meanwhile, young men are said to be hosting twerking jerks
in the family basements and garages on Friday and Saturday nights.
By Waldemar Burginmuench CPW News Service
As Miley Cyrus appears in television advertisements tauting her “bad girl” image and celebrating her “but think of the children” antics, her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, is fuming over her latest tattoo. This comes on the heels of reports that Miley's father had sanitized her MTV routine.
“I kept telling her that if she keeps up that god awful
twerking she might as well put a target on her back. I’ll be damned if she didn’t just do it to
spite me.”
Miley's new tattoo. |
Tattoo parlors across the nation are setting new records
for the sale of bull’s eye tattoos according the Frenchy Pontain Bodreaux of
LaFayette, Louisiana the President of the American Tattoo Artists Coalition or
ATAC.
But sadly, according to Prudence G. Slithers, president of the Los Angeles Association of Professional Twerkers or APT, Miley received a 5.5 out of a possible 10 in her MTV twerking routine. Twenty-five professional twerkers judged the routine and Slithers' compiled both the ratings and remarks which were published in the APT newsletter, What's Up Babe?
Lola Lucios, a twerker since she was fourteen and the winner of 1955 Twerk It Up competition in Miami, Florida as well as the Your Mother Did It competition in Las Vegas in 1957 said of Miley's performance, "nice tongue work, but poor hip thrusting."
But sadly, according to Prudence G. Slithers, president of the Los Angeles Association of Professional Twerkers or APT, Miley received a 5.5 out of a possible 10 in her MTV twerking routine. Twenty-five professional twerkers judged the routine and Slithers' compiled both the ratings and remarks which were published in the APT newsletter, What's Up Babe?
Lola Lucios, a twerker since she was fourteen and the winner of 1955 Twerk It Up competition in Miami, Florida as well as the Your Mother Did It competition in Las Vegas in 1957 said of Miley's performance, "nice tongue work, but poor hip thrusting."
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