Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Monday, October 7, 2013

Billy Ray Cyrus Fuming Over Miley’s Latest Tattoo

Twerking Jerks New Fad

By Waldemar Burginmuench CPW News Service

     As Miley Cyrus appears in television advertisements tauting her “bad girl” image and celebrating her “but think of the children” antics, her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, is fuming over her latest tattoo.  This comes on the heels of reports that Miley's father had sanitized her MTV routine.

     “I kept telling her that if she keeps up that god awful twerking she might as well put a target on her back.  I’ll be damned if she didn’t just do it to spite me.”

Miley's new tattoo.
     Meanwhile, young men are said to be hosting twerking jerks in the family basements and garages on Friday and Saturday nights.

     Tattoo parlors across the nation are setting new records for the sale of bull’s eye tattoos according the Frenchy Pontain Bodreaux of LaFayette, Louisiana the President of the American Tattoo Artists Coalition or ATAC.

But sadly, according to Prudence G. Slithers, president of the Los Angeles Association of Professional Twerkers or APT, Miley received a 5.5 out of a possible 10 in her MTV twerking routine.  Twenty-five professional twerkers judged the routine and Slithers' compiled both the ratings and remarks which were published in the APT newsletter,  What's Up Babe?

     Lola Lucios, a twerker since she was fourteen and the winner of 1955 Twerk It Up competition in Miami, Florida as well as the Your Mother Did It competition in Las Vegas in 1957 said of Miley's performance, "nice tongue work, but poor hip thrusting."

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