By Farbonifar Gilbignas for CPW News Services
When asked if he thought that Mr. Holmes could use the Applewhite Syndrome as a defense, Kroncrackle said "I wouldn't be surprised if a good lawyer looked into it. On the other hand, the brutality of this event and the innocence of the victims mitigates against a soft sentence. Now, if Mr. Holmes had pulled this batty little prank in, say, the halls of the U.S. Congress where Congress members have an 8% approval rating he would have fared much better with or without the Applewhite Syndrome defense."
James Holmes, the University of Colorado Student who
massacred unarmed movie-goers in Aurora, Colorado, had only one prior encounter
with law enforcement….a minor traffic ticket.
Dr. Karl Kroncrackle of the Clockwork Orange Deprogramming
Association of lower Pikes Peak, Colorado, said that Holmes’ bizarre behavior
does not fit as well into the Batman motif….even as “The Joker”... as it does into
the Stanley Kubric Clockwork Orange scenario.
“If I could have gotten to Holmes two months ago when he was only
beginning to develop his homicidal ideations, I could have deprogrammed him and
put him on an entirely different track by exposing him to four hundred hours of
sleep deprivation mixed with streaming images of historic homicides. After that we give him an E-meter analysis of
his inner Thetan to see if that Thetan is cured of its homicidal
disposition. Of course, if his inner Thetan
is John Wayne Gacy or Jack the Ripper, there’s not much we can do.”
Noting that Holmes’ family is Presbyterian, Kroncrackle
argued that his Scientology-based psychotherapy is as reliable as any
mainstream approach to defusing the violent nature in people like Mr.
Holmes. Kroncrackle noted that the
Heaven’s Gate cult was led by the son of a Presbyterian minister, Marshall
Applewhite. “Applewhite syndrome is seen
in Holmes’ stare, but it has also been seen in the gaze of many people that we
associate with stability, reliability and health,” said Kroncrackle.When asked if he thought that Mr. Holmes could use the Applewhite Syndrome as a defense, Kroncrackle said "I wouldn't be surprised if a good lawyer looked into it. On the other hand, the brutality of this event and the innocence of the victims mitigates against a soft sentence. Now, if Mr. Holmes had pulled this batty little prank in, say, the halls of the U.S. Congress where Congress members have an 8% approval rating he would have fared much better with or without the Applewhite Syndrome defense."
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