Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Iman al Obeidi Needed Lorena Bobbit's New Invention

New Personal Protection Device God-Send for Women

By Winsip Custer CPW News Service

With the bold steps taken by Muslim women in Libya and other oppressive environments, Lorena Bobbit has announced that a new women's defense against male aggression is finding a vibrant and previously untapped market.  Called simply Lorena's Bob-It, the device is worn by women fearful that they may be violated by men in the war ravaged nations across the Middle East...Syria, Bahrain, Libya, Sudan, Lebanon, they are also popping up in other nations as well.

"This is a God-send said Sila Mohammad of Beirut, Lebanon.  I am no longer fearful of being attacked by a man since I have a secret weapon.  I have bought several of the devices and have given them to my friends and sisters," she said from the small health clinic in central Beirut where her former boyfriend was undergoing re-constructive surgery.

Bobbit maintains that the device is simple to use and is fool proof.  "Any woman who has ever popped a fly with a rubber band or shot a sling shot knows the principle.  Just pull and release.  Two simple actions and the Bob-It does the rest," said Sila in agreement with a pride that overshadowed any remorse over her failed relationship with the gentleman inside the clinic.

When asked if it was nicknamed the "wing dinger" Lorena said "that's what some have nicknamed it, but the official name is Bob-It."  The Bob-It sells for $9.95 or two for $14.99 plus shipping and handling.

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