Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Tuesday, April 29, 2014


Clipper’s To be Sold To Team Members With A General Motors and Chrysler Type “Loan” From the U.S. Government.

Don Sterling’s Girl Friend To Be General Manager.   Says She Will Allow Sterling To Bring Both Dark and Light, Very Dark and Albino Jewish People To Games.

by Indugoo Schmidt CPW News Service

In a stunning reversal of fortunes, the Secretary of the U.S. Treasury is willing to guarantee a $600 million loan to the L.A. Clippers team members to purchase the currently embattled Clippers and to separate them from their current owner, Don Sterling, whose girlfriend aired a private conversation of his racist views.
“If Chrysler could get a government loan for making cars why can’t the Clippers for slammin' basketballs, selling beer and popcorn and filling stadium seats?” asked Spike L. Duncan of Sulphur, Louisiana.
“I agree,” said Hazel Ayes of Norman, Oklahoma.  “GM got a big loan to turn their team around, but unlike the Clippers their product can kill you if you happen to get a defective one.”
Professor Dwight  Thenkon of the University of Saskatchewan said “When Henry Ford lobbied for tax payer paid roads upon which to drive his “horseless carriage” he was receiving a huge federal bailout for a product that could leave broken axles and other car parts strewn across Farmer Greenjean’s pastures.”
Oliver North is reportedly encouraging the NBA owners to hire the former Blackwater Security Company to force compliance of Don Sterlings’ views and to destroy all museums in the U.S.A. that have any “Out of Africa” or “Mitochondrial Eve” exhibits.
Meanwhile, Sterlings' girlfriend has sworn that she was not motivated to record Sterling's comments by members of the Free Cuba Committee nor Raul Castro.

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