Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Monday, November 11, 2013

Pyotr Pavlensky Nails It: "Putin's Russian Police State Has Me By The Balls!"

29 year old Russian artist in front of Lenin's Tomb
having nailed his scrotum into the bricks.
Chinese Artists Consider Strapping Firecrackers to Genitals in Tienanmen Square To Protest Chinese Authoritarianism.

by Aurelia Wilkomen for CPW News Services

     Artist Vincent Van Gogh cut off an ear to impress a woman and show his love.   Martin Luther nailed 95 demands to a church door in Wittenberg, Germany and sparked the Protestant Reformation. 

      Tilikum, Sea World's embattled Killer Whale, nibbled off the genitals of an unauthorized swimmer who had invaded his tiny pool thus registering Tilikum's desire to be free from the incessant forced ejaculations by his captors.

     Pyotr Pavlensky protested the Russian police state by nailing his scrotum to the brick roadway in old Red Square.  

     Orca psychics around the world have polled Orcas and found that they believe that Tilikum would have done the same thing as Pavlenksy a long time ago if had he been able to hold a hammer and nail.

     One Occupy Wall Street member said "I wish we had the balls to do what Pavlensky did during the Occupy Wall Street demonstrations.  Wall Street has all Americans by the balls while Madison Avenue controls us through our spouses insatiable craving for everything the advertisers throw at them....and most of it is made by underpaid workers in China or India and sold through Target and WalMart or Best Buy.  We'd have to have nailed our balls to Wall Street while our noses held a ring and chain and our spouses stood by jerking it.....the chain, that is.  My wife quit jerking the other thing a long time ago."

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