Oprah Winfrey Best Chance of Beating Hillary in 2016
by Rachael Levinson for CPW News Service
Levi Tupperman, a cigar importer, agrees. “Hillary may never get Monica and the smell of cigars out of her mind and in the event that some foreign nuclear power has a leader, even an Ambassador or high ranking government official that looks like Monica and ‘pow!’……World War III."
Reginald M. Bolmer, President of the MANW, Morticians Against Nuclear War, has made it clear that Hillary Clinton would not be a good President for the same reason as Tupperman. Critics of Bolmer, however, say that MANW's position and Bolmer's is disingenuous. "They don't want 'nuclear war', but they are okay with conventional wars. Nuclear war vaporizes the bodies and makes monetizing death impossible for MANW's members," said Eve Adams of Masada, New Jersey.
An unofficial poll of Americans asking "what woman could best handle the rigors of the U.S. Presidency better than any other?" showed Oprah Winfrey with a 2 to 1 margin over all U.S. women except among those who raise beef cattle. In second place was the British Queen, indicating that the American electorate may be losing some ground in its understanding of its political traditions.