BEST DEFENSE AGAINST DRONES: GIANT WIND MILLS
by Felucci Zubizine CPW News Services
The Prime Minister of Bogalia, a small
Indonesian nation on the verge of total energy independence sees wind generators
as its number one defense against drone attacks.
“We are
a peaceful people. No suicide bombers
here. We have a very small military, but
nobody in Bogalia wants to be surgically struck by an aggressor nation’s
drones. When we learned that the
placement of wind generators near military installations in France, Great
Britain and the U.S. was not allowed because of the threat of collisions, we
had an idea. Like the blimps used by
Great Britain over London during the Nazi air attacks, we would place thousands
of churning wind mills throughout Bogalia.
Unless the aggressor nation is
willing to use clumsy conventional weaponry rather than its surgical drone
strikes, we have the perfect defense. A maze
of spinning windmill blades is next to impossible for a drone or its ordinance
to maneuver around,” said Kahalli Li Lawundi.
Bogalia
has reduced its oil dependency by 85% in recent years. With an economy based on small family farms
which use electric tractors attached to overhead power lines, banana and
coconut groves are also mechanized using the same power source. The fishing and
leisure-time industry thrives in a carefree nudist culture where fish
by-products and septic tank and waste recycling replaces petro-chemicals as the
main source of nitrates and fertilizers in a semi-closed, environmentally
friendly eco-system. “Bogalia uses
Bolivian Lithium in its extensive warehousing of storage batteries, but given
its mild climate and love of the night life, night-time electric usage is less
than 10% of what it had been when Bogalia used petro-chemical power sources,”
said Mr. Lawundi.
Lawundi
believes that an effective strategy for promoting wind energy is for citizen
groups in the industrialized nations, particularly the U.S., to propose the
building of large wind farms adjacent to drone hangars and navy and air force training
bases. “Of course they won’t let it
happen, but routinely calling attention to a building proposal for new wind farms next to
a military base every six to twelve months should help keep the issue on the
front burner,” said Lawundi.
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