Targeting college-age men, like visionary zoo keepers ready to wrestle the ranks of the frat-rat legions to the mat, this mysterious trio unveiled their plan in Baltimore, Maryland on Saturday, July 23rd. "Not with brute force, but with the power of persuasion," said Zoltan. Zoltan, Blistrobic and Kobobitnik have a clear and pointed message....Darwinian Christianity is the answer to the relentlessness of the rotten apples annually graduating from America's colleges only to fall into the larger American pie. "These little petrie dishes of fermented foolery produce each year a new crop of bad apples destined to perpetuate the ruling order of death, destruction and meaninglessness under the guise of power, influence and affluence,' said Zoltan whose deep, rich, velvety smooth voice sounds like Barry White singing a slow version of Never Gonna Give You Up.
"So you allow emergence rather than interject force?" I asked the trio of their proposed mission. "You don't think that the world would be a better place if there was some giant robot...a Gort-like policeman to insure peace and progress?" I asked.
"Why?" asked Zoltan. "You think that humans are capable of exporting their lunacy to some distant place? What humility! Hardly. If humanity doesn't emerge, it will die. Such a policemen is totally unnecessary. It was planned that way from the beginning. These little frat boys will grow up to perpetuate the lunacy, which is why we are here," said Zoltan.
I asked Blistrobic if he wasn't concerned about the resistance of the other world religions to the acceptance of his hypothesis. "Hypothesis? What hypothesis? Others have proven what I say to be true," he said. "Where I asked? In the whole history of humanity when and where was Christianity ever really tried?" I asked. "Expand your horizons,"said Blistrobic. "And as for your worry about the other religions, Muslims, Hindus and the rest....the nations that follow what I describe will lead the universe....I mean world," said Blistrobic.
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