New Greek Fraternity To Evangelize Greek Fraternities

Animal Houses To Get New Zoo Keepers

by Winsip Custer by CPW News Service

With the rise in deplorable and in some cases, actionable, behavior on the part of Greek fraternities and other secret societies three men identifying themselves only as Kulbog Zoltan, Woglad Blistrobic and Wawoo Kobobitnik have begun a campaign to clean up the nation's animal houses on Fraternity Rows from Maine to California and Florida to Washington State.

Targeting college-age men, like visionary zoo keepers ready to wrestle the ranks of the frat-rat legions to the mat, this mysterious trio unveiled their plan in Baltimore, Maryland on Saturday, July 23rd.  "Not with brute force, but with the power of persuasion," said Zoltan.   Zoltan, Blistrobic and Kobobitnik have a clear and pointed message....Darwinian Christianity is the answer to the relentlessness of the rotten apples annually graduating from America's colleges only to fall into the larger American pie.  "These little petrie dishes of fermented foolery produce each year a new crop of bad apples destined to perpetuate the ruling order of death, destruction and meaninglessness under the guise of power, influence and affluence,' said Zoltan whose deep, rich, velvety smooth voice sounds like Barry White singing a slow version of Never Gonna Give You Up.

What is Darwinian Christianity? Blistrobic, the primary spokesman for the three thirty-somethingish-businessmen whose biographies are a great mystery was asked to explain. "It is quite simple, really. Jesus was the fully functioning human being and for any society to survive it must evolve into a more fully functioning specie. He did not over populate the planet with offspring.  He did not mindlessly pursue material possessions.  Some earthlings have correctly embraced the image of Roltanifore's.....I mean Charles Darwin's... understanding of evolution and Christian compassion, but humanity has not gone beyond these two apparently separate realities to combine them....moving past worshipping the seemingly polar images toward assimilating their deeper reality into humanity's individual and collective nature and spirit. 'Survival of the fittest' is not survival of the strongest as Mark McGuire, Jose Conseco, Barry Bonds and even Arnold Schwarzenegger....not to mention past sports figures like Babe Ruth or Lou Gehrig could tell you if they were all living, but the survival of those most capable of adapting to the ever changing needs of the planet. Jesus gave humanity the clear demonstration that his ways are the way toward survivability. Did he have to paint a picture for you? Well he did just that with his life. He told people how to survive and when they killed him he even survived that, promising to do likewise for others who follow his lead. What greater picture do the inhabitants of planet earth need than that?" said Blistrobic who claims that he is a graduate of Omburish Univerity in far upstate Maine.  I could find no such Alma Mater.

"So you allow emergence rather than interject force?" I asked the trio of their proposed mission.  "You don't think that the world would be a better place if there was some giant robot...a Gort-like policeman to insure peace and progress?" I asked. 

"Why?" asked Zoltan.  "You think that humans are capable of exporting their lunacy to some distant place? What humility! Hardly.  If humanity doesn't emerge, it will die.  Such a policemen is totally unnecessary. It was planned that way from the beginning. These little frat boys will grow up to perpetuate the lunacy, which is why we are here," said Zoltan.

I asked Blistrobic if he wasn't concerned about the resistance of the other world religions to the acceptance of his hypothesis.  "Hypothesis?  What hypothesis?  Others have proven what I say to be true," he said.  "Where I asked?  In the whole history of humanity when and where was Christianity ever really tried?" I asked.  "Expand your horizons,"said Blistrobic.  "And as for your worry about the other religions, Muslims, Hindus and the rest....the nations that follow what I describe will lead the universe....I mean world," said Blistrobic.

Chi Kappa Sigma Rho Fraternity's new insignia for
use in its upcoming school year evangelism campaign.

Kulbog Zoltan, Woglad Blistrobic and Wawoo Kabobitnik are renting store fronts on the main "drags" of some of America's most prestigious college towns in order to get their message across. Each year they plan to evangelize a different fraternity using the fraternity's own converts to Chi Kappa Sigma Rho. "We focus only on one fraternity at a time," said Kobobitnik. "This year it's the Kappa Sigma Fraternity. Next year it could be the Mystic Seven Fraternity of the University of Virginia or Skull & Bones of Yale University. We won't know the answer to that question until the Thorhaminous Assembly rules on that issue early next Ponsimian....I mean December," said Kobobitnik.

Opus Dei Priest Corapi Living High Life On People's Open Hearts

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Redding Medical Center
Qui Tam case "finder's fee"
 winner andT.V. Evangelist,
 Father John Corapi.

When California’s Redding Medical Center heart surgeon, Dr. Chae Hyun Moon, was brought to justice with a qui tam lawsuit that netted a prominent Roman Catholic Priest over $2 million from a U.S. government finder’s fee, none were more surprised than over 300 former Moon patients.  Those patients had, six years earlier, begun to lodge their complaints with the California Attorney General.

According to Redding reporter, Ryan Sabalow, the competing Mercy Medical Center in Redding, a city in the center of Northern California's marijuana production area,  had taken actions to monitor Dr. Moon’s activity six years before Corapi's testimony.  Mercy's actions paralleled the disclosure of 345 patients represented by Redding attorney, Russell Reiner.   In 2005, Dr. Moon and his associate, E.G. Realyvasquez, were ordered to pay a criminal fine of $1.4 million each and Moon's license was revoked in 2007.  The civil suit ordered Moon, Realyvasquez and their associates to begin paying over 760 patients $24,000,000 for an average of $31,579 each.  The settlement was later changed to $395 million yielding on average about $500,000 per litigant, still only 1/5th of Corapi's payment.

While names of the civil litigants were not disclosed in order to hide their identity to avoid the possibility of retribution from the physicians or hospitals, they were known by their initials. Over six hundred litigants who miraculously survived the unnecessary heart surgeries have asked for answers.  “If we started reporting that there were problems with this scum bag doctor in 1996, why did Father John Corapi, the Roman Catholic T.V. evangelist trained at the Opus Dei Navarre Seminary in Pamplona, Spain, get $2.7 million in 2002, six years after our complaints started flying?”

“It leaves us to ask the painful question following FBI spy Robert Hansen’s exposed connections to Opus Dei...connections to Opus Dei exposed in Hansen's downfall and the 2007 movie BREACH.... "How do we know there wasn't some deal cut between prosecutors, the FBI and Father Corapi?” said O.O. from his home on Redding's East side.  "Father Corapi could have been running with more than the bulls in Pamplona," said O.O..

Z.M., a Catholic Nun and faithful follower of Father Corapi, said “there is no justification for anyone making that claim.   Father Corapi is a wonderful man who has been wrongly slandered.   If it took a man of God to bring the problem to light I think it is wonderful that God worked in this mysterious way his wonders to behold.  Besides that, I understand that Tenet Health Care Inc. which owned Redding Hospital had on its board of directors the former Florida Governor, Jeb Bush.  They can afford to pay up now and then, especially if they made money in the HCA/Columbia fraud case by bilking medicare and medicaid.  What goes around comes around," said Z.M..

B.A.,  now identified as a banker from Redding whose true identity we'll protect by calling "Buford Aardvark", said “I think Sister Z.M. is in love with that crazy dingbat, wacko, fascist priest.  I’m not even sure that our attorney didn’t use only our initials not to protect us, but to keep our names out of the public eye so another lawyer who could get us a more equitable settlement couldn’t pursue our case.  Maybe our attorney is on the take and maybe Z.M.  can live in poverty as a Nun , but I guarantee you Corapi doesn’t.  How stupid can you be?  I think the whole thing is damn crappy….CO-RAAAAAAAAAAAAA-PI!  Dr. Moon might as well have been working in Auschwitz or Dacau and maybe Father Corapi is working to smuggle him out of the country along some new Nazi ratline,” said Aardvark.

"I suppose that the government sought to award the lion's share of the qui tam purse to Father Corapi, also known as the "Black Sheep Dog", because of his claim to have gone for a second opinion after Dr. Moon told him he needed by-pass surgery.  What?  And the government didn't think that of 700 patients others didn't go for a second opinion and likely in the same town of Redding?  This raises all kinds of red flags for the medical community here," said Aardvark with nostrils flared and temple veins straining.

Since Redding's heart wrenching malpractice and fraud case, Father Corapi has been accused of sexual misconduct and has left the priesthood while maintaining his innocence.  Numerous attempts to get an explanation of Father Corapi's unusual good fortune have been unsuccessful.

Curt Flood's Dog

Hot Talk From Cool Dog

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

When dejected baseball legend, Curt Flood, returned to the United States from the nation of Andorra, he carried with him only a handful of clothes and a small dog. Now, in a stroke of luck that's the equivalent of finding the Rosetta Stone, an interview with Flood's dog by famed animal psychic, Dr. Dorian  Doolittle St. Bernard, has surfaced in an Oakland, California pawn shop.  "It was neatly typed and bound," said pawn shop and sports memorabilia store owner, Bernie Dobermintz.

"He called his dog 'Hot'", said Dr. St. Bernard, now 88 years old and living on a house boat in San Francisco Bay.  "Flood had a great sense of humor.  'Think about it, Doc,' he'd say.  'My Mom named me Curt after hearing the Biblical story of the Exodus the week before my delivery and she immediately knew what to do.   Moses' trek through the Red Sea with Pharaoh hot on his heels and then... bam!  The flood.  'Curt Flood....get it,'" said St. Bernard laughingly.

Dr. Bernard's psychic abilities have been used to coax beached whales from sand bars, to get horses to explain why when they are led to water they sometimes will not drink and elephants to explain what they would do if they really could fly.  Without Curt Flood's attack on major league baseball's "reserve clause" which limited players pay and prohibited their free agency status, the game would have remained a highly protected monopoly over relatively well-paid, but plantation-like slave-laborers," or so said his dog Hot, according to Dr. St. Bernard.

"Hot said that Curt lamented the fact that twenty people could totally control anything," said St. Bernard.  "What right does anyone have to tell a person where he or she can or cannot go.   While Hot was not able to speak directly to Curt, he was able to read his mind through a God-given dog psychic-sense that was especially sensitive in Hot's breed.  'I felt for Curt," Hot would say.  'If I wanted to go somewhere over the fence I'd just figure a way.  If I couldn't go over it I'd go under it....like that time in Andorra when that cute little Yorkshire Terrier was in heat,'" said Dr. Bernard according to Mr. Dobermintz's copy of the 1974 interview.

I asked Bernard why he never published the interview earlier and whether he thought that the protectionism which the "reserve clause" provided in keeping all the players under the managing eye and oversight of the owners didnt' deteriorate with the arrival and pressures of free agency. He wouldn't answer the first question, but said....

 'Like throwing a dog a bone, but keeping him chained to the dog house?' said Hot," reported Dr. Bernard.  "Of course this was before the rise of steroids and growth hormones, but Hot said that Curt prided himself in his ability not to enhance his bodily attributes with sissified rest and good eating habits or performance enhancers, but to abuse his body through alcohol and smoking and to see just how well he could continue to perform in spite of it," Dr. Bernard reported.  "That was the mark of a truly robust manhood that's been lost and Curt certainly achieved that," said Dr. Bernard.

Known not only for his baseball abilities, but also for his artistic skills, I asked Dr. Bernard if Hot had any insights into the nature of Curt's reported plagiarism of other artist's portraits.  "'Plagarism' growled Hot.  Plagiarism?  Why if the English china maker, Josiah Wedgewood, was accused of plagiarism any self-respecting Englishman would slit the accuser's throat.  Was it plagiarism for Wedgewood to put his brand name on a piece of hardened clay that was molded and hand painted by a craftsman in his employ?' asked Hot.   Dr. Bernard seemed especially animated as he retold this aspect of Hot's relationship with Curt Flood. "Hot would say, 'was it plagiarism for Coca-Cola to put its name on an artist's hand painted red and white metal advertising sign?  Or did the lump of clay and piece of pressed steel become more valuable as a result of its relationship with the benefactor?" said Dr. Bernard.  "Hot would have made one hell of a factory foreman," said Dr. Bernard.

I asked if Hot reported any conflict in Curt as a result of this line of thinking?  "Like Curt was to the other painters what the owners in baseball were to him?" asked Dr. Bernard.  "Yes," he said , "I thought of that and I can only say that Hot loved Curt.  Curt always showed Hot the warmest and kindest affection and along with his dry dog food he'd always give him some of the canned Kennel Ration and not just the Purina dry stuff," said Bernard.

Laura Ingraham With David Gergen

As Rupert Murdoch's Employee Bugs Phones Fox News Contributor Decries the State of American Culture

by Winsip Culture CPW News Service

7.19.2011 Washington.

Laura Ingraham, the bitter tongued belle of conservative talk radio, lamented the decline of American culture with an interview with television pundit and former White House spokesman, David Gergen.

Ingraham made no references to the corporate culture of criminality that created Enron, Worldcom, Health South or Columbia/HCA nor the rapid deterioration of the good feelings of civic pride and national responsibility that the corporations of America since Mr. Gergen's career began, have undermined.

"I believe that Ms. Ingraham failed her listeners," said Windy Wilson of the Pittsburg, Pennsylvania labor group Back To Work Buddy!  "Ingraham needs to take a lesson from radio commentator Alex Jones whose 2000 invasion of the Bohemian Grove and its gooney birds boys' club put the American manufacturing leadership on notice.  Where was Gergen when that mush pile of putrid power brokers were pulling the rug out from under American manufacturing and its workers while denying that U.S. policy is set there in direct contradiction to the evidence in A Relative Advantage:  Sociology of the San Francisco Bohemian Club the Doctoral dissertation of Peter Martin Phillips(p. 139)?  Where was he when Florida was deciding the fate of the American presidency that same year....a state governed by Jeb Bush and which would elect as its future Governor Richard Scott, an unindicted but clearly criminal co-conspirator in Columbia/HCA's rape of the American people?  Scott's closest associates besides Tennessee Senator Thomas Frist was Texas' Richard Rainwater, GWB's partner in the Texans baseball franchise," said Wilson. "Gergens may have been urinating on the trees in the grove with these jokers, but I'll be damned if I'll let he urinate on my leg and let him tell me it's raining.  Rupert Murdock is not the only mudslinger guilty of willful ignorance," said Ms. Wilson as she broke the number # yellow pencil she was holding.

Yellow Dog Democratics And The Rick Perry Presidency

Texas Governor Ponders Presidential Bid

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Following his consideration of a new Texas flag that removes the Bonnie Blue flag, the battle flag of the Confederacy, from the left panel of the current state flag Governor Rick Perry is now considering a run for the Presidency of the United States in 2012.

"What is unclear is whether the nation will rally behind a man who seems to be so opportunistic about his politics.  He is clearly playing the un-race-race-card in this upcoming race. But Texas is the wildest of wild cards and the joker in the Governor's mansion is not to be counted out too quickly," said the author of The Texas Triumvirate, Dr. Willie De Leon Brown Walker.

Walker's book explains how Texas during the Civil War had built upon Andrew Jackson's fear of a strong central government and how three people in Texas became for the rest of the nation, either champions of democratic and populace values or a smokescreen for deflecting justified criticism of a state whose economy is based on worldwide oil exploration.   Walker argues that Texas, with one of the strongest world economies, is able to spin and re-spin, cast and recast its image so that it destabilizes critics and stays on top of the ever-changing economic slush pile. In first talking to Dr. Walker and without having read his book, I asked if his title referred to the popular Texas tale spinners, J. Frank Dobie, Walter Prescott Webb and Roy Bedichek.  "Hell no," he said.  "I meant Texans Frankie Carter Randolph, Billie McClain Carr and Molly Tyler Ivins," said Walker.  "Dobie, Webb and Bedichek are amateurs compared to those three wild and whimsical whirling dervishes.  The thesis of the book is that Texas is the place where America's deep seated fear of populace values and its love of money make the strangest of bedfellows like frogs and snakes whirling together in a high speed blender.  In this environment you can never really be sure where anyone stands on anything....like LBJ's support of Civil Rights at home while marching poor boys into brush cutter of the Vietnam War.  Like Texas' call to "Remember the Alamo" while laying a super highway across its own border through NAFTA and GATT.  Like decrying any attempts for labor to organize while embracing the placement of maquidoras across the border that pay less than $8000/year in salaries to workers there and laying them off here," said Walker.

Frankie Carter Randolph was a founding member of the Houston Junior League. She was also the heiress of the Kirby Lumber Company fortune.  Kirby's fortunes were made in supplying lumber to Texas and the world and the piney woods of East Texas soon became the oil gushing Spindletop oil fields of Texas legend.  Frankie's father was the business colleague of wealthy Houstonians Jesse Jones and John Henry Kirby.

Before his death in 1940 Kirby was the founder and five time president of the Southern Pine Association and two-time president of the National Lumber Manufacturer's Association. As head of the National Association of Manufacturers he accused FDR of conspiring with American laborers against U.S. businesses.   His company provided the railroad ties that Harriman's Union Pacific needed for his tracks alongside which ran the telegraph poles holding the copper wire utilizing the new invention of James Walker Fannin's cousin, Samuel F. B. Morse.  During World War I Kirby was the southern lumber director for the United States Shipping Board Emergency Fleet Corporation and served two terms in the Texas legislature as well as a delegate to the Democratic national convention.  This would put him in company with  Frank George Wisner, father of Frank Gardiner Wisner who as a special U.S. envoy blew Obama's message to Hosni Mubarak in the wake of the recent Egyptian freedom movement. Wisner Sr. was on War Industries Board of the lumber branch during World War II, while his banking partner, Philip Stimson Gardiner (Frank Senior's maternal uncle), was secretary of the War Council of the YMCA, going to France and England for service with the American Expeditionary forces in 1917. In those days, that was the closest thing there was to a civilian intelligence agency.   The Sr. Wisner who was in the OSS when it became the CIA would also be responsible for negotiating with Nazi Reinhard Gehlen the flow of former Nazi's out of Germany through the CIA's Operation Paperclip.


But the Southern Democrats in Texas didn't look anything like Obama's Democrats.  Kirby rejected any movements that threatened wealth.  He was convinced that organized labor would destabilize the contented and relatively prosperous Texas workers.  FDR's New Deal would destroy America, he believed, so he worked vehemently against FDR, as did others like William Rhodes Davis, Hitler's American agent whose Texas oil shipments went out of the port of Brownsville to Hitler's Koch-built refineries in Germany.   Had World War II started in 1933 instead of 1940, it may have saved Kirby's declining lumber business, but he had already made his fortunes.  Nonetheless, he struck back at FDR by organizing the Southern Committee for Upholding the U.S. Constitution, a name that camouflages the bigoted nature of  the committee's values as well as the groups primary funding source....the DuPont family... whose munition and chemical sales were always improved by raw conflict, civil disputes and cross-border warfare.  Tucked as their factories were along the Texas bayous they were close to Houston's petroleum refineries, Beaumont's port and the Spindletop field further inland as well as to the world's largest sulfur dome at Freeport....an essential ingredient in gun powder.  Texas became synonymous with the "arsenal of freedom"....but whose?

"I was told when I came to Texas that Democrats here are like Republicans everywhere else," said Walker.  "What they meant by that is that they are conservative, often gun toting, and that they have, over time, made their own peace with the Northern Robber Barons who in funding the Texas Revolution, and who in the years between the Revolution and the Civil War, turned their powers against the Southern Jacksonian Democrats and Jeffersonian agrarian farmers and plantation owners by using the slavery issue to pry the Southerners' hands off of the Southerners' assets.  It's been said that if the Southerners had been smart....or really stupid, but at least open minded....they would have trumped the Northern robber barons, enlisted their slaves in a freedom fighting army of future factory owners and laborers and headed North in 1859.  One farrow year and the crops would have come back stronger than ever and they'd have owned it all and been the heroes of the world instead of Dixie dodo birds.  There would have been no need for a 1950's Civil Rights Movement and subsequent amendments to the Constitution and Kirby's criticism of FDR would have been moot," said Walker.

Walker pointed out that Frankie Carter Randolph who died in 1972, had made her money through marriage into the Kirby coffers and birth into the W.T. Carter Lumber Company forturnes which like Kirby had been made in East Texas lumber.  "If they were able to hold on to their forrests and haul their lumber to Harriman's Union Pacific in Moscow, Texas they got rich and richer," said Walker, "but it didn't seem to go to their heads.  The Carter's were as down to earth as an Irish potato or a watermelon vine kind of like June Carter Cash, Johnny's wife.  People need help?  They'd give it or figure some way to really help.  It was in their nature.  So it was fitting that this charter member of the Houston Junior League would also fund Texas' first populace magazine, The Texas Observer," said Walker.

"So is the magazine really on the up and up?" I quizzed.  "What do you mean?" he asked.  "I mean, has it been commandeered by those who don't share Frankie Carter Randolph's values anymore?  Is it a clearing house of keeping tabs on those who might be seen as dangerous to the current Republican/Democratic hegemony of Texas politics?"

"That's an excellent question," said Walker.  "You're worried that Frankie Carter Randolph is the sister-in-law of Lillie Neuhaus of the family closely associated with William Stamps Farish, head of the Bush family trust and the Bush connections to Harriman and Union Pacific?  You'd have to look at Houston politics today to answer that question.  Take Sheila Jackson Lee, for example, the Houston-based U.S. Representative to Congress.  She doesn't appear to have the same values as Frankie Randolph or her close associates, Billie Carr or Molly Ivins,  as evidenced by her cell phone conversation in the midst of a press conference.  Her husband, a Yale Law School graduate and one of the most powerful educators in Houston has had his trouble with students who believe that he is walking anywhere but in the shadow of FDR as evidenced by his treatment of Houston students.  If you bring these facts to light and show that Frankie Carter Randolph is as different from Rick Perry as FDR was from Henry Ford, you'll have your answer.  Playing the race card doesn't work anymore, not in this age of the internet where YouTube video and newspaper archive and book digitalization make spinning a prevarication much more difficult," said Walker as he seemed to move away from the question like a ship moving away from a jagged shoreline.   "But I for one am glad of that fact, since I am a Texas Aggie and now that we are desirous that Governor Perry's new Texas flag will replace the Bonnie Blue, hopefully with the burgundy of my beloved school, Texas A&M," said Walker.


"What Perry is hopeful of doing is jettisoning those parts of the United States that aren't able to pull their own weight.  States where the best principles of Darwinian economics have not been allowed to take root and grow because of the heavy hand of the GOP's legacy of runaway Federalism that shifted to the Democrats and which in time was appropriated by well-meaning but misguided leadership across the board...misguided in Perry's opinion... as was Henry Ford or Charles Lindberg, or Harvey Firestone, or the other American capitalists who hated FDR and would have employed General Smedley Butler to remove him by force in an America coup d'etat.   So Perry will work like any good  fight promoter to control both corners while making money off of the ticket sales and concessions while the two idiots in the ring bludgeon each other," said Walker.


I asked Mr. Walker "who, then, is really controlling the 'corners' in America's political battles if it is not sincere Replicans and sincere Democrats?"


"As with Lincoln who worked for the railroad companies, it's the big boys," said Walker.
"Who are the big boys?" I asked Walker.
"Ask Obama whose wife worked for Mary Todd Lincoln's Republican Springfield, Illinois law firm," said Walker.  "Ask Shiela Jackson Lee.  Ask her Yale educated husband," said Walker.

Mechanical Robo Surgeon Goes Haywire

Routine Appendectomy Turns 55 Year Old Salesman In 200 lbs. of Ground Beef

Photograph of operating room following
Chevalier's operation in Paris.

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Paris.  July 10, 2010.

When Wilma Worthington was admitted to the new state of the art De Medici Robo Surgery Clinic at Paris' Pasteur Institute for Bio Mechanics, she was told that the less invasive procedure using the De Medici 2100 Robozip was 100% safe.  

"My hysterectomy was to have been a one and a half hour procedure.  It was to have been done through small incisions below my belly button.  Dr. Francais Dohmertz assured me that it was safe and that the new technology would reduce my recovery time by weeks.  After the surgery they found out that the machine had nicked my liver, colon and spleen and that I lost so much blood that I died twice on the operating table," said Worthington.  Mrs. Worthington's husband John affirmed her story as did their attorney, Frank Marx.  "Other surgeons were brought in to quickly repair Mrs. Worthington's bleeding internal organs, but the plastic surgery needed to repair the eight inch scar below her belly button will take years to repair.  That means that the mental anguish, pain and suffering that she will experience from not being able to wear her favorite bikini is astronomical, nearly incalculable and deserving of a jury's most liberal monetary rewards," said Marx.

"We are not sure at this point how much of the fault lies with Dr. Dohmertz's technique and how much was with the De Medici equipment," said Marx whose latest client was a French salesman for De Medici and, ironically, the French bio medical equipment company, Incizonz Inc.'s, leading sales person in the first half of 2011.

"I represent the family of Charles Chevalier whose body was so mangled that an autopsy was impossible," said Marx.  "Chevalier's family said that he knew full well that the equipment was not ready for the types of procedures for which it was being promoted," said Marx.  Dr. Dohmertz is reported to have recently been diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease which often makes the hands and arms subject to uncontrollable tremors.  "It was a lethal combination given the sensitivity of the De Medici Robozip's hand operated telemetry," said Marx who also offered his deep sympathy to all families whose loved ones have suffered from the unintended consequences of the De Medici equipment. 

Painting by
Jean-Pierre-Louis-Laurent Houel
 in the chamber of Paris Judge
Louis DeGaul.

"This is like the movies RoboCop or 2001: A Space Odyssey in which computers went berserk," said Marks.  "Only in this case the human factor's connection to a computerized process is much more apparent," said Chevalier's widow, Beatrice, as she sat next to Mr. Marx holding the gruesome photograph of the operating room during the ill-fated procedure.  The photo, now the subject of a counter-suit by Dr. Dohmertz and the hospital because it was provided by a disgruntled hospital security man, was denied a restraining order by Judge Louis DeGaul who refused comment on his decision, but on whose chamber wall hangs a painting of Paris on Bastille Day, Prise de la Bastille, by Jean-Pierre-Louis-Laurent Houel, with a brass plaque beneath it with the words "une image vaut mille mots" or "a pictures worth a thousand words."

Mr. Marx noted that the new Incizonz Inc. equipment was being promoted as the answer to surgery just as the cotton gin, conveyor belt and metal press were answers to processing cotton and steel.  "I guess that we're a few years away from that type of surgery," he concluded.

Vanderbilt Study: Dark Skinned People Harder To Sanitize

1965 Medical Study Showed Concern For Proper Sanitation

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Known only as the "Vanderbilt Study" by Dr. Albion Bright White, the dusty manuscript was found by a Nashville, Tennessee historian, Jacob Branscomb Bennett who stumbled onto the only copy of the first draft of what he believes is a justification for the isolation of Negroes.  "I was rummaging through some of the books in the garage of a deceased Nashville librarian and found it.  The physician-author, Dr. Albion Bright White, may have been a pen name, or a real person.  We are trying to determine that now, but what is clear is that this well documented, but obviously skewed study, is based on pseudo-science peppered with anthropological, sociological and medical miscalculations and innuendo.  It was produced at a time when Vanderbilt University was having to decide whether to revamp or close its medical school. This coincided with the Civil Rights Movement and the arrival of a black student applying to Vanderbilt Divinity School.  The report states that the black student upon arriving at the seminary said 'I'm here to learn how to make some divinity'," said Bennett.

"The student was initially told that divinity was exceedingly difficult to make and that because it is white, required extreme levels of sanitation that were beyond the abilities of any Negro.  However, the report also notes that the student was referred to Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore, Maryland which was recruiting new "students" for the Tuskegee Experiment at neighboring Tuskegee Institute and that he would be welcomed there if he applied to the program assistant, Eunice Rivers.  An eighty-five year old Dr. Albion Bright White, a plastic surgeon,  died in 1999 of a heart attack while operating on a patient at Nashville's HCA/Columbia Hospital during what his medical team called the "Michael Jackson Procedure".  The surgery patient known only as "Checkers" attempted to sue Dr. White's estate for malpractice, but the case never made it to trial and was settled out of court.  It is not yet known if this plastic surgeon was the author-physician who wrote the "Vanderbilt Study" nor whether the study was in any way endorsed or commissioned by Vanderbilt University or its Medical or Divinity Schools.

Selma Hayek and Henry VIII

The Heartbreak of Inbreeding

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

    Though her wealthy French husband has fathered a child with another woman, historians agree that Selma Hayek could have averted the split between England and Spain had she married Henry VIII of England. This would have eliminated the Anglican Church and led to a significantly different looking Prince William.

     European royal inbreeding resulted in the "Hapsburg Jaw" and other genetic abnormalities.  This would have continued had Catherine of Aragon looked like Selma Hayek and been fertile, thus holding Henry VIII's attention, perhaps producing the preferred male heir but continuing genetic mutations, according to experts on European Royal inbreeding.  "Unless Henry was as much a numb-nut as her current husband who seems to have strayed toward leggy, blond, skinny model-types instead of buxom earth-mother-types like Selma, the Anglo-Spanish alliance would have gone unbroken...and that would have, sadly,  kept the gene pool evaporating," said Boris Bucolican a genetic researcher and physician from Serbia.  "By fishing outside of the dehydrating pond of  clotted regal genes, Henry not only split the European Royal's stranglehold on world domination, but also diversified the increasingly septic soup of their limited cross-cavorting."
 

Catherine of Aragon's nephew, Charles II of Spain, was already showing the effect of the shrinking gene pool. His Jay Leno-like jaw which became known as the "Hapsburg Jaw" would prevent an ancestor, Carlos II,  from living a normal life. Feeding the young Carlos proved very difficult and he had to be suckled until he was five years old to prevent starvation.  His mother said, however, that the jaw's jutting angle and toothy structure proved a valuable asset to the family chef in opening pecans and walnuts.  Two centuries earlier, Catherine's nephew, Charles,  had softened the appearance of his "Hapsburg Jaw" by growing a prominent beard, but even then royal chefs were fond of the young Charles' nut-cracking abilities which they had discovered before Charles had reached puberty.

Born to King Philip IV of Spain and his niece Mariana of Austria, Carlos was perhaps the most unfortunate king to emerge from the evaporating primogenitor swamp of the European political and military aspirations. Severely disabled, Carlos II's jaw stuck-out so far that his teeth would not match and he could not chew his own food without substantial leakage. Emotionally and intellectually he seems also to have been thwarted and increasingly socially isolated. Fortunately for his wife, Marie Louise d'Orleans, he could not father an heir.

Portrait of present Prince William
had English and Spanish
Royals not parted company.

Historians have speculated that had King Henry VIII of England remained married to Catherine of Aragon and had the future rulers of England followed the Spanish rather than the German Saxe-Gotha line diluted as it was with the Boleyn offspring, Prince William would look altogether different today.  Dr. Peter Wimbeldowner of the University of Leon in Southern France said at the 2011 Conference on European Royal Inbreeding at Prague attended by Dr. Bucolican and other notable scientists, "...on the other hand, if a Spanish Royal who looks like Selma Hayek had married Henry VIII instead of Spain's Catherine of Aragon, there may not have been the monumental break in the European gene pool that resulted from Henry's divorce from Catherine and marriage to Anne Boleyn. In that case, Prince William would today, look like the photograph I have provided."

New Ocean Reef Club Developing On Gulf Coast Battleground

Eminent Domainia

By Maggie N. Nacarta CPW News Services

     Florida's Ocean Reef Club on Miami's nearby Key Largo appeared in Peter Brewton's book The Mafia, CIA and George Bush.  Brewton argued that the exclusive resort and vacation destination and home to such notables as Richard Nixon's close friend Bebe Rebozo and George H.W. Bush was more than it appeared.  It didn't take long for Simon & Schuster to scrub its plans to publish Brewton's meticulously documented work, withdrawing its promise to provide as Brewton's book editor, Alice Mayhew, editor of Woodward and Bernstein's All the President's Men, after Bush family confidant in Houston and CEO of Pennzoil, Hugh Liedtke, influenced Pennzoil to purchase Simon & Schuster in order to redirect its publishing agenda.  What was so disturbing about Brewton's book other than the fact that the Ocean Reef Club was a drop-shipping center for Central and South American drugs?  Brewton pulled back the curtain on names like Jack DeVoe, Carl Lindner and Harper Sibley, Chairman of the Board of the Ocean Reef Club.

    So is an Ocean Reef Club clone moving to Freeport, Texas this many years after Florida's Gold Coast became littered with the bodies of narco dollar execution victims while becoming the Scarface movie set where homes have lost 50% of their value since the housing bubble burst? It would appear so and that the battleground for it is at the mouth of the Freeport Ship Channel on the old Brazos River and a piece of property owned by Wright Gore and his Western Seafood Company.   With the murder of David Hartley on Texas/Mexico's Falcon Lake and the beheading of Mexican law enforcement official investigating the Hartley case, it appears that Texas is becoming in the 21st Century what Florida was in the 1980's.

     When Hiram Walker Royall, Dallas oil and liquor heir, fought with Freeport Texas' Wright Gore Sr., Wright Gore Jr. and Wright Gore, III over this water front property no one in the media made the connections.  Were the Gore's part of the famous Gore family from Tennessee with many of the adventurous Tennesseans volunteering to help Texas win its independence from Mexico?  Just like Walker is a descendant of famous Texas Ranger, Samuel Hamilton Walker,for whom the Walker Colt pistol is named?  Is the leading attorney for Walker Royall group, John P. Hightower, related to famous Texas populace leader Jim Hightower and if he is what does that say about Jim's ability to influence the political persuasions of his kith and kin? Who were the attorneys representing the Gores in Royall's land swindle case and what is their interest in what appears to be the big boys against the little boys and why aren't the little boys making bigger waves?  Nothing seems at stake in this classic case of the abuse of America's emminent domain doctrine, but the whole history of Western Civilization since English common law claimed that even kings had to respect private property claims.

Attorney, Steven Greenhut, has spoken often on imminent domain including this case.

In Freeport, Texas is Freeport McMoran Sulphur Company on whose board has served for years Henry Kissinger whose Kissinger Associates has employed former U.S. Ambassador to Syria, the Phillipines and Saudia Arabia, Richard William Murphy.  Ambassador Murphy's son, now with The Daily Beast, has written a memoir of his years in Pakistan where he has taken an interest in the writing of Daniayal Mueemuddin, son of the head of Pakistan's Civil Service as well as Pakistan's chief election official, overseeing that nation's national elections.

As a CNN analyst, Richard McGill Murphy wrote on eminent domain including the Wright Gore and Hiram Walker Royall battle over the "beachhead" at Freeport, TX. in a CNN article titled "When One Little Guy Rolls Another", but which could have more rightly been titled "Battle of The Texas Octopus and Shrimp Giant". And for a view of Bryan Pickens, George P. Bush and H. Walker Royall at the Maverick PAC meeting.  Richard McGill Murphy is also a well traveled expert on Afghanistan's opium trafficing.

Forty Acres And A Mule?

Counter-Globalization Rolling Forward

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

John Brown Cushing, the great, great grandson of a slave from the small West Virginia settlement of Shepherdstown, about ten miles from Harper's Ferry and about forty miles from the Maryland/W. Virginia state line, believes he has found the solution to the world-wide globalization that is killing the U.S. economy.

"We've been told that Americans don't want the jobs that have been shipped to totalitarian countries because the workers there will work for less doing dangerous and difficult tasks.  Well whose been telling us that for years and years, now?  Guys like Mr. Knight of Nike, whose Vietnamese factory uses the government imposed slave labor values of the Third Reich...taxation without representation, no freedom of assembly, no freedom of speech, no right to organize for a better life?  I don't care if they work for 20 cents an hour if they are working in a nation where freedom is in place.  That's where the American Dream has been lost.  People still come here believing that the American Dream is about freedom.  Freedom.  You hear me?  Freedom.  That is the only commodity that America has to offer.  Anyone can vulcanize rubber shoe soles, stitch seams and thread laces.  Anyone can be taught to pick cotton or to work in a hyper-clean environment making silicon chips and computer processors, but in a political environment of freedom of speech, the right to vote and speak your peace?  That's the root of all happiness.  Ask Jesus.  Ask Spartacus.  Or William Wallace.  Ghandi.  Martin Luther King.  Instead of being mezmerized by the image of forty acres and a mule which would have cost the Southern plantation owners little and given them an advantage in winning a sweeping victory over the North in the Civil War, even more to the point would have been a push North where people would have been encouraged to build a nation on forty employees and a small factory.  That  would have provided the type of jobs we all need and deserve," said Cushing.

When asked about the abilities of a nation of small companies to create a program that would take us to the moon and back, Cushing said, "What have we gained from going to the moon?  Astronaut Gordon Cooper has gone on record as having seen multiple UFO's, one of which was filmed and sent to Washington for analysis. That film disappeared.  I suspect it was because they figured out that the little contraption was built on the Planet Uzanidor in a small factory with forty mahogany colored employees shaped like a lizzard with a manager that looked like a mule," said Cushing.

For Gordon Cooper's testimony concerning UFO's see.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvPR8T1o3Dc

Aged Priest Changes Old Habit

Pope Says Trend Is Passing Fad

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

Led by Irish Catholic priest Father Patrick O'Flannery O'Toole of Limerick, Ireland, priests all over the world say that they are sick and tired of their white collars.  "Day after day, week after week, year after year, it was black and white, white and black.  Well that gets old after a while.  If God didn't want there to be color in the world he wouldn't have painted the rainbow," said Father O'Toole.  "Now all we ask for is a little understanding from our people.  My congregation threatened to lock me out of the parish house if I didn't put the white collar back on.  Well, that's just narrow mindedness.  People need to open their eyes and see the beauty all around them.  The Bible is silent about this subject and where it is silent I'll be gall danged if I can see imposing such a depressing tradition on top of it.  Or if you want to be totally circumspect Jesus said 'don't be anxious for your life what you are to eat, or your body, what you are to put on', but I'm not ready to join a nudist colony," said Father O'Toole.  On June 1st, 2011 he called for priests the world over to change their habits and instead of wearing black and white to add some color and to send him photographs.  So far he has receive dozens of photos but with only one overwhelmingly consistent color.  "The second favorite collar is green, but now I am faced with getting priests to drop their favorite color in favor of collar tabs that are consistent with the liturgical calendar and its colors of red, green, white, violet, black and rose....not pink....rose," said Father O'Toole.