Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Civility On Wain

by Winsip Custer CPW News Service

CNN's Jack Cafferty reported the decline in civility in America on Tuesday's The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer.  A KRC Research poll provided the top six least civil institutions in the U.S.A..

Least Civil Institutions In the U.S.A.
1. Political Campaigns
2. Pop culture
3. Media
4. Government
5. Music Industry
6. American Public
         Source: Weber, Shandwick and Powell Tate, KRC Research

On the other hand, the most civil institutions in the U.S.A. have also been uncovered by an unrelated poll conducted by Zobolzik Research Associates of Brusque, New Jersey.

1. Street Prostitutes
2. Las Vegas card dealers
3. Undertakers and pre-planned burial insurance policy salesmen
4. Limo Chaffeurs
5. Shoe shine boys
6. Homeopathic physicians
7. Soup kitchen buffet line wait staff
8. Unpopular culture
9. Private Clubs with rigid membership requirements (once you're in)
10. Maytag repairmen

Vladamir Zobolzik, a Russian immigrant, statistician and engineer who worked for the KGB in the Department of Soviet Efficiency before the fall of the Berlin Wall said "it is never enough to look at only the down side of a poll.  One must also look at the positive side of the same question and I see in our study of the same issue reason to believe that things will get much worse before they get better, but "better" is a very relative term as my work in the Department of Soviet Efficiency can validate.

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