Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Eye-Opening Perspectives for Heroic Hearts

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Donny Deutsch Directs Creative Trumpeting on The Today Show

Donny Real Life MAD Man Blows It On Today Show….Or Does He?

By Winsip Custer CPW News Service

     Donny Deutsch, super wealthy Madison Avenue ad man and producer of the TV show The Big Idea gave Dr. Nancy Snyderman and others on the Tuesday morning Today Show a perfectly pitched methan powered B#.  The incident followed a discussion of a fat tax and the inevitability of people  hoarding butter and other fatty foods when the tax is passed.  In addition, the panel of three moderated by Matt Lauer discussed the live internet coverage of a woman giving birth.
     “I didn’t know he was that enthusiastic about it,” said lighting engineer Sidney Schwartz.  “It was all that Matt Lauer could do to keep his composure.   Today’s microphones are very sensitive but Deutsch was overhead by wife from my cell forty feet away.  I’m sure that it had many a husband at America’s breakfast tables saying ‘Honey, was that you?’,” said Schwartz.
     The handsome Deutsch is a regular on other television shows as well, including CNN, Morning Joe. Lawyers for CNN  are considering adding a ‘no blowing your own horn’ clause in Mr. Deutch’s future contracts.
     Mr. Deutsch who netted over $250 million from the sale of his ad agency is said by a reasonably close friend, “when you’re that wealthy you forget what it was like to have to hold it in.”
     Dr. Snyderman is said to have not been at all disturbed by the incident because women , especially those in childbirth, are well acquainted with the vicissitudes of the human body.  Snyderman seemed to think the event endearing as did others.  “It was kind of cute,” said Millicent Bonaforte of Trenton, New Jersey.  “It was like Mr. Deutsch made the only Madison Avenue advertising men I have known more real.  John Hamm who plays Don Draper on MAD MEN and Mel Gibson who played a creative director in What Women Want are now even more real to me.  Mr. Deutsch can be my creative director any time he wants,” continued Ms. Bonaforte an unemployed mother of five.  "I can't wait to see it on YouTube bloopers!" said Ms. Bonaforte.

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