Why Critics of Christianity Get Traction
One needs not be a member of the American Athiest Society
nor an unwavering fan of self-professed atheist, Bill Maher, to find the claims
of Christianity absurd.
Solomon “Pappy” Reeka of Queens, New York and a member of
St. Bartholomew’s Greek Orthodox Reformed Christian Science Parish has written
the new book Don’t Jump Jesus!
By Rolland Skidmore, CPW News Service
“You have to figure that if Jesus was sitting on the pinnacle
of the Jerusalem Temple when he was tempted by Satan to jump that Satan isn’t
the evil bastard that we’ve always been told he was….ah, is,” said Reeka.
“Jimmy LaCoste bet I wouldn’t jump from the steeple of St. Bartholomew’s
to the roof of the fellowship hall, but I did it. Broke my femur, but hey, I won ten
bucks. Satan was an old softy. Turn stones to bread. Jump.
Bow down and worship me. What
kind of ‘give Jesus an offer he can’t refuse’ is that?” asked Reeka.
“Look, old man LaRocca told me that the Don would say….’you
do it or your mother’s a blind mute and your father is ball-less and your
litter brother is forever a soprano, too.’
Naw, if that Satan story was real then James the brother of Jesus would
have been hobbling around on one leg and Jesus would have been a real schmuck
for turning his back on his own flesh and blood,” said Reeka. "As it is Jesus glides through the temptation from
Satan in a fairy tale that leads him right up to Mel Gibson’s whipping when
Satan would have surely given greater consideration to his incentives….at least
like Caligula or Hitler or Stalin…..maybe like George W. Bush selling war based
on yellow cake uranium.”
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